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Photo Assumption: Megan Fox & the Other Under 30s

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2011 09:49:00 June 16, 2011 09:49:00

Just for fun. From the Maui Film Festival. It’s Megan Fox with Olivia Wilde, Andrew Garfield, and Garrett Hedlund. All of them are receiving awards at the event. I’m not sure Megan’s award is acting related though... Anyway, the way I photo assume this first image it’s like, well, the other three are tight, and then with Megan. Full Story

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Granny Freeze goes GOOP too!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 7, 2011 16:20:43 June 7, 2011 16:20:43

Woah! Gwyneth Paltrow going online and tweeting and whosaying and facebooking is one thing. But Gran? Franny Freeze Nicole Kidman? This is... A new world. It’s like... it’s like the ones who were once most superior and inaccessible... it’s like they’re all trying to, gulp, reach out and HUG us. Full Story

Photo Assumption: Jennifer Aniston’s side-eye

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 6, 2011 07:35:18 June 6, 2011 07:35:18

LOVE THIS PICTURE SO MUCH! Jennifer Aniston showed up with her brand new boyfriend Justin Theroux at the MTV Movie Awards afterparty last night at Soho House. So they’re public now. Already? The MTV Movie Awards – this is not Jen’s usual scene. Oh I see. Are we still using that playbook? Really? Jennifer Aniston has a movie coming out. Full Story

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Two babies, Three Lips

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2011 10:17:08 May 25, 2011 10:17:08

Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman and her husband Keith Urban travelled through LAX yesterday each holding a baby. I totally forgot about Faith Margaret who came to them via gestational carrier! They dropped her on us right at award season and then pulled it back low key. In fact, Gran herself has been relatively low key the last few months, shooting an HBO movie in San Francisco, with very few strategic pap occasions. Full Story

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Her face has settled but the shoes still suck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2011 08:45:41 May 6, 2011 08:45:41

Always. Jennifer Aniston has the worst shoe style ever. Look at this. In New York yesterday to promote her fragrance. In a beautiful Vivienne Westwood dress. And then those thin strap bridesmaid heels she fancies. For why? It’s so frustrating. Still, shoe assness aside, Jen looks good. Her hair looks good. Full Story

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Multi-expression Pretend-Face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2011 11:32:23 April 21, 2011 11:32:23

Megan Fox attended the Celebration of Jaguar Design & 50th Anniversary of the E-Type last night in New York. Paid? She brought along husband Brian Austin Green. Seriously, David Silver is hot. I included though the shot of him standing behind her as she handled a few interviews. This happens to him all the time. Full Story

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Courteney or Demi?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 12, 2011 07:40:56 April 12, 2011 07:40:56

A little bit, right? And not just because they both have dark hair. There’s a similar body type happening here too. And, of course, the preternaturally preserved beauty assisted in a way that’s making it hard for me to distinguish between the two, though Demi’s, of course, has been performed with more “authentic” looking results. Full Story

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Ashley & Marisa

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 5, 2011 09:48:47 April 5, 2011 09:48:47

Have received a lot of email the last couple of days about Ashley Judd’s face. She’s out in the open right now because she’s promoting her memoir All That Is Bitter & Sweet. A lot of explosive revelations about childhood abuse and how sh-tty it was growing up in that family. She’ll also be on Who Do You Think You Are on Friday. Full Story

More attractive with money

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 5, 2011 07:45:35 April 5, 2011 07:45:35

Tori Spelling and her husband Kevin Federline Jr were in New York promoting yet another season of their dumbass show yesterday, which, who is watching that sh-t so that it keeps getting renewed??? Anyway, the rumour is that she’s pregnant with their 3rd child because she’s been wearing flats whenever she can and she’s not as sickly thin right now as she’s been in the past. Full Story

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The worst it’s ever been

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2011 08:12:56 April 4, 2011 08:12:56

Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman recently claimed she’d tried Botox but didn’t like it anymore and quit. Really? Because… Errrr….. Check her out last night at the ACMs with Keith Urban. First of all – we get it, you love each other, but can we please dispose of the closed-eye, dance like no one’s watching couple shots on the carpet? Gross. Full Story

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