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Obsessed with her face

March 11, 2011 09:16:07 Posted at March 11, 2011 09:16:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It's been building for weeks now - this fascination of mine with what's different about Jennifer Aniston's face. Through the Just Go With It press tour, and yesterday in Mexico to promote her fragrance with the dumb name Lola Vie, there's a fullness to it, right? Some padding? And not like weight padding either, obviously. Full Story

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Was she wearing a bra?

February 10, 2011 08:26:09 Posted at February 10, 2011 08:26:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Quick programming note, sorry I forgot to include in the open. TV LiveBlog with Duana goes this afternoon at 3pm ET/noon PT. That’s a heads up for you Supernatural fans. And Mr Sunshine. And more. Back to Lindsay Lohan, let’s get the facts out of the way first: Lilo showed up in court to be arraigned. Full Story

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Worst SAG Breasts: Naya Rivera

January 31, 2011 06:20:00 Posted at January 31, 2011 06:20:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

One of the Glee nominated clips they used during the telecast was Jane Lynch’s Sue Sylvester telling Naya Rivera’s Santana that she wasn’t down with “plastics”. Too bad they didn’t cut to Naya’s face right after. It’s particularly egregious on someone so young and beautiful, who clearly didn’t need to mess with nature, who, in doing so, looks increasingly freakish and distended. Full Story

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Leave the lips

January 26, 2011 11:42:00 Posted at January 26, 2011 11:42:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The photos really don't do her justice. This is the third or fourth time I've interviewed Demi Moore on a carpet. And each time it's pretty spectacular. Right now she's the thinnest I've seen her. Little little legs. And up close you can see there ARE wrinkles, signs of age. Around the eyes, her mouth. Full Story

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Gwyneth’s twin face & throwdown with Madonna

January 19, 2011 14:00:13 Posted at January 19, 2011 14:00:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yesterday during the liveblog, a commenter noted that Gwyneth Paltrow’s f-cked up face in Geneva now resembles her trainer’s Tracy Anderson. You know how that lady always looked like she was just skinned? Gwyneth totally looked like she was just skinned. I’m posting pictures of both. Full Story

Worst Globe nose: Megan Fox

January 17, 2011 08:30:06 Posted at January 17, 2011 08:30:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It looks like it’s eroding. There was a side shot of it tonight and I thought I saw Kate Moss come out to say hi. Megan Fox’s however isn’t eroding from coke like Kate’s though. Or… maybe it is. But the other part of it has to do with too much doctor cutting. That Pretend Face of hers… it’s demented. Full Story

Sandy vs Scarjo at the Globes

January 17, 2011 08:17:10 Posted at January 17, 2011 08:17:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Me, I still refuse to believe there’s girlsh-t happening between the two but some people seem convinced, and, as disappointing as it would be for a girl’s girl like Sandra Bullock to be That Girl, in our business it is good business. A throwdown between the two is good gossip. Great gossip. Full Story

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Globes Same Old: Nicole Kidman

January 17, 2011 08:00:00 Posted at January 17, 2011 08:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I don’t know… I feel like I’ve seen this look from her so many times before. Ivory, form fitting, and, frankly, when it comes to Granny Freeze and a one shoulder, nothing beats her own at the Costume Institute Gala in 2003. Click here to see. Full Story

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Granny is ready

January 14, 2011 07:55:57 Posted at January 14, 2011 07:55:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Globes are two days away. Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman is nominated for Best Actress Drama. Although they say it’s a fight between Annette Bening and Natalie Portman, the HPFA, they LOVE Nicole, have always done, and so I guess it’s not totally impossible. And you know she really wants one. Full Story

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Granny says she’s stopped freezing…?

January 12, 2011 08:30:40 Posted at January 12, 2011 08:30:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nicole Kidman, on many occasions, has denied f-cking around with her face. She has always insisted that the immobilisation that’s frightened us so over the last few years is totally natural. Until now. Maybe? The UK and Euro entertainment press is often full of sh-t. And this story… this story stanks of sketch. Full Story

Best of 2010: Iker kisses Sara

December 29, 2010 10:37:00 Posted at December 29, 2010 10:37:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember the video? I watched this video over and over again. Captain Spain, overcome with emotion after winning the World Cup, interviewed by his presenter girlfriend, can’t help himself and kisses her on live TV. And then I was obsessed. There followed a holiday to the USA and a lot of Spanish affection along the way. Full Story

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