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Best of 2010: Iker kisses Sara

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2010 10:37:00 December 29, 2010 10:37:00

Remember the video? I watched this video over and over again. Captain Spain, overcome with emotion after winning the World Cup, interviewed by his presenter girlfriend, can’t help himself and kisses her on live TV. And then I was obsessed. There followed a holiday to the USA and a lot of Spanish affection along the way. Full Story

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Sold out by her ma!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2010 15:07:00 December 16, 2010 15:07:00

We’ve been talking about Gwyneth Paltrow’s face all week. Click here for a refresher. Her mother Blythe Danner was at the premiere of the Fockers movie last night and spoke rather candidly about Botox. Blythe is getting a phone call from my G pretty soon, if not already. Full Story

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What’s with the white?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2010 08:09:00 December 15, 2010 08:09:00

My G wore white again to the Hollywood premiere of Country Strong last night. We already know she has too much superiority up her ass. Is this really the way to convince us that she can play country-worn, fragile on the outside but on the inside is something you can’t crush? If anything, at least in that dress, all we remember is that that’s Gwyneth Paltrow, always the thinnest and the tallest, and the most popular. Full Story

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This will be a TV show

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2010 07:46:50 December 10, 2010 07:46:50

You are all so kind. Several months ago when I posted photos of Lara Flynn Boyle all f-cked in the face, many of you cautioned that it was probably to do with treatment for a medical condition and not what I had presumed which was too much screwing around with enhancements and injections and Botox and whatever it is that these Hollywood people keep putting in their bodies. Full Story

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Marion Cotillard: the inevitable question

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2010 12:25:22 December 6, 2010 12:25:22

Marion Cotillard and Guillaume Cotillard attended the Marrakesh Film Festival this weekend – first the opening gala, where she wore that print dress with the feathers around the collar, and then the Tribute to French Cinema, where she was dressed in black, and on both occasions... I know what you’re about to say. Full Story

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Does SJP think Nicole Kidman is a lunatic?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2010 08:50:26 December 3, 2010 08:50:26

OK, she didn’t actually name Nicole Kidman, but in a new interview with Elle, Sarah Jessica Parker says those who fight aging relentlessly end up looking like lunatics: “I don’t know what I can do about the aging. Yes, I am aging. Oh my God, I’m aging all the time. It’s like those flowers that wilt in front of you in time-lapse films. Full Story

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Granny Freeze, are your muscles weak?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2010 07:28:42 December 2, 2010 07:28:42

Nicole Kidman is in New York today to promote Rabbit Hole. Gran just received a Spirit Award nomination for her performance, is sure to get one from the Hollywood Foreign Press Association (they love her) for a Golden Globe, and is looking more and more likely to be listed for Best Actress at the Oscars. Full Story

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Posh is the most natural

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2010 14:30:03 November 30, 2010 14:30:03

Mimi is still my favourite post of the day but this, this comes very, very close. Barry Manilow received some celebrity guests backstage at his show in Vegas this weekend. Look. It’s Teri Hatcher. And then it’s Victoria Beckham. Side by side, next to those two, Posh looks straight up NATURAL. Full Story

The Return of Nicole Kidman’s Face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 29, 2010 10:02:10 November 29, 2010 10:02:10

This was the title of an article by respected film critic Lisa Schwarzbaum of Entertainment Weekly in the magazine’s latest issue (December 3). Yes. Entertainment Weekly! Oh it was a bold move, non? Then again, Time Warner and News Corporation have had a testy relationship. Full Story

Sexy or Try?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2010 08:22:43 October 26, 2010 08:22:43

Demi Moore showed up at the Glamour Reel Moments event last night in LA looking very beautiful, extra skinny, and showing some string bra. Sexy? Or Try? I want to defend the woman in her 40s who wants to do and wear whatever the f-ck she wants without being restricted by a subtitle that reads “I’m a mother”. Full Story

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