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Celebrity plastic surgery, liposuction, and other cosmetic procedures.

Sold out by her ma!

December 16, 2010 15:07:00 Posted at December 16, 2010 15:07:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We’ve been talking about Gwyneth Paltrow’s face all week. Click here for a refresher. Her mother Blythe Danner was at the premiere of the Fockers movie last night and spoke rather candidly about Botox. Blythe is getting a phone call from my G pretty soon, if not already. Full Story

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What’s with the white?

December 15, 2010 08:09:00 Posted at December 15, 2010 08:09:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My G wore white again to the Hollywood premiere of Country Strong last night. We already know she has too much superiority up her ass. Is this really the way to convince us that she can play country-worn, fragile on the outside but on the inside is something you can’t crush? If anything, at least in that dress, all we remember is that that’s Gwyneth Paltrow, always the thinnest and the tallest, and the most popular. Full Story

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What’s up with GOOPy’s face?

December 14, 2010 09:04:28 Posted at December 14, 2010 09:04:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I noted yesterday in the article about G and her star on the Walk of Fame – click here if you missed it - she looked like sh-t in the face. And many of you have written wondering whether or not she’s f-cked around with it. The eyes seemed swollen, the cheeks too. Full Story

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This will be a TV show

December 10, 2010 07:46:50 Posted at December 10, 2010 07:46:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You are all so kind. Several months ago when I posted photos of Lara Flynn Boyle all f-cked in the face, many of you cautioned that it was probably to do with treatment for a medical condition and not what I had presumed which was too much screwing around with enhancements and injections and Botox and whatever it is that these Hollywood people keep putting in their bodies. Full Story

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Marion Cotillard: the inevitable question

December 6, 2010 12:25:22 Posted at December 6, 2010 12:25:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Marion Cotillard and Guillaume Cotillard attended the Marrakesh Film Festival this weekend – first the opening gala, where she wore that print dress with the feathers around the collar, and then the Tribute to French Cinema, where she was dressed in black, and on both occasions... I know what you’re about to say. Full Story

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Does SJP think Nicole Kidman is a lunatic?

December 3, 2010 08:50:26 Posted at December 3, 2010 08:50:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

OK, she didn’t actually name Nicole Kidman, but in a new interview with Elle, Sarah Jessica Parker says those who fight aging relentlessly end up looking like lunatics: “I don’t know what I can do about the aging. Yes, I am aging. Oh my God, I’m aging all the time. It’s like those flowers that wilt in front of you in time-lapse films. Full Story

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Granny Freeze, are your muscles weak?

December 2, 2010 07:28:42 Posted at December 2, 2010 07:28:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nicole Kidman is in New York today to promote Rabbit Hole. Gran just received a Spirit Award nomination for her performance, is sure to get one from the Hollywood Foreign Press Association (they love her) for a Golden Globe, and is looking more and more likely to be listed for Best Actress at the Oscars. Full Story

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Posh is the most natural

November 30, 2010 14:30:03 Posted at November 30, 2010 14:30:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mimi is still my favourite post of the day but this, this comes very, very close. Barry Manilow received some celebrity guests backstage at his show in Vegas this weekend. Look. It’s Teri Hatcher. And then it’s Victoria Beckham. Side by side, next to those two, Posh looks straight up NATURAL. Full Story

The Return of Nicole Kidman’s Face

November 29, 2010 10:02:10 Posted at November 29, 2010 10:02:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This was the title of an article by respected film critic Lisa Schwarzbaum of Entertainment Weekly in the magazine’s latest issue (December 3). Yes. Entertainment Weekly! Oh it was a bold move, non? Then again, Time Warner and News Corporation have had a testy relationship. Full Story

Sexy or Try?

October 26, 2010 08:22:43 Posted at October 26, 2010 08:22:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Demi Moore showed up at the Glamour Reel Moments event last night in LA looking very beautiful, extra skinny, and showing some string bra. Sexy? Or Try? I want to defend the woman in her 40s who wants to do and wear whatever the f-ck she wants without being restricted by a subtitle that reads “I’m a mother”. Full Story

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LA Face in Vancouver

October 25, 2010 12:26:58 Posted at October 25, 2010 12:26:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Heather Locklear is in town to shooting a movie of the week for Lifetime. She went shopping at Tiffany & Co. Bought a $30K ring. It was so expensive she had to have store security escort her back to her residence. Heather as you know has been dating Jack Wagner for the last few years. I actually made a Jack Wagner reference this weekend when looking at an old photo of someone at a prom. Full Story

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