Sorry I’m jamming out early today but I’m going to play golf because I’m a year older and, as Sarah from Cinesnark always says, it’s a sport for geriatrics. And please, please let nothing break while I’m out on the fairway because if that’s the case, I will indeed leave and come back and report on it. Until then I leave you with H7 Beckham being chunky and SO F-CKING CUTE with her dad.
Sasha’s into bootights for your booties in Lifestyle.
The Blue Ivy Carter would destroy Jaden Smith even with a bottle in her mouth (Dlisted)
Madonna supports Obama, but she can’t even get that right (The Superficial)
Again, f-ck off. And stop it (Too Fab)
Jennifer Aniston sings for the sick kids (Just Jared)
One more use for the ipdad: a camel toe cover (Hollywood Tuna)
Penelope Cruz in vintage Versace (Pop Sugar)
What Kristen Stewart does when there’s no dumpster to jump into (Cele|bitchy)
Listen to Rihanna’s Diamonds (Towleroad)
Kylie Minogue’s asscrack (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Michael C Hall’s new girlfriend – is it true that she has a Winona Forever tattoo on her arm? (Hollywood PQ)