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May 28, 2012 19:30:28 Posted at May 28, 2012 19:30:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

JLo looks like she’s about to throw up hugging Marc Anthony. I wish she would feel the same about Casper Smart. (Dlisted)  

Do you think Sansa from Game Of Thrones looks like Ebola Paris Hilton? (The Superficial)

OF COURSE Spittle Gerry would be the one to moon the pitch (Just Jared)

Kristen Stewart’s makeup didn’t last that night (Hollywood Tuna)

Matthew McConaughey and Robert Pattinson make friends (Pop Sugar)

Not to sound like a cynical bitch but is this really “makeup free”? Or is it “natural” makeup? (Cele|bitchy)

This girl with Jared Leto looks a little like an Olsen, right? (Socialite Life)

Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel: the engagement party (Celebedge)

How come Coco’s ass looks so small from super up-close? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I love how Beyonce considers “lettuce” to be torture. Me too. And chicken. (I'm Not Obsessed)

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May 25, 2012 18:27:01 Posted at May 25, 2012 18:27:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The most embarrassing press release ever (Dlisted)

Kanye’s girlfriend keeps wearing clothes that are 6 months too late (The Superficial)

What happens to lips that have been injected when they get pregnant? (Just Jared)

Selena Gomez not wearing (much) makeup in a bikini (Hollywood Tuna)

Anne Hathaway and fiancé: matching hair matching scarves (Pop Sugar)

Kate Middleton is cold and desperate? (Cele|bitchy)

Yeah, Jada’s dress was way too much for daytime (Trendmill)

Heidi Klum pole dancing (Hollywood PQ)

Footballer wives are joining the “I have a great body look at it on Twitter” parade (Kickette)

What Rashida Jones is wearing and SO true about Zooey Deschanel (Go Fug Yourself)

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May 24, 2012 19:17:38 Posted at May 24, 2012 19:17:38
Jacek Posted by Jacek

My flight was delayed and I ended up having a super tight connection...but I made it! The only downside is that I've no time to load up any more posts and Jacek has to do tingles. Will be back tomorrow with more about Stewart and Pattinson. In the meantime, please catch up with my blog friends - Lainey

FYI gossips…Monday’s going to be a big day if you like apps… - Jacek

Sasha finds all things starry in Lifestyle.

This surely has to be a turning point in Zac Efron’s career.  Hope they didn’t use a double or a turkey baster (The Superficial

Just another day at the office for Mr. Clinton (Dlisted)

JGL beefs up for a role (Celeb|itchy)

Tier 2 supermodel on a beach (Hollywood Tuna)

Is it wrong that I like Will’s suit here? (Pop Sugar

Maxim certainly got this one right (Just Jared)

Country’s toned shiny legs (Popoholic)

Former Freebie 5 topper looking hot in white (Trendmill)

Extreme prune legs but respect for owning it I suppose (Evil Beet Gossip)

I’m saying Fug here for Mrs. Pacey (Go Fug Yourself)

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May 23, 2012 20:00:12 Posted at May 23, 2012 20:00:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Are you getting married this summer? Did you put this on your registry? (Dlisted)
I suppose Fifty Shades Of Grey is better than getting pissed on (The Superficial)
Will Smith talks about the time a reporter tried to kiss him (Just Jared)
Having just seen this woman in real life, I can confirm, every inch of her is spectacular (Hollywood Tuna)
Zac Efron’s Cannes baggage (Pop Sugar)
Not having sex = gold medals? (Cele|bitchy)
Oh I can’t wait to play the Megan Fox baby-naming game (IDLYITW)
So I was meh about the new James Bond trailer ...(Hollywood PQ)
How do these girls do the bra-less thing? I would be in such pain all the time. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Natalie Portman, gunslinger (Pink Is The New Blog)

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May 22, 2012 18:45:22 Posted at May 22, 2012 18:45:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m sorry I’m taking so long with the Tom Hardy post. The schedule has been busy the last couple of days and I need to collect my thoughts and it’s the kind of article that requires a good block of time to properly write it. Not that I want to build it up or anything. I don’t. It’s not that important. Just know that the beard does not bother me. Especially when he’s moving around in really great jeans. Also re: Hardy and Jessica Chastain in Lawless - they might be my Ryan and Rachel in The Notebook. So there’s that. I really need to kill this crush.
Heads up Vancouver - SMUT is coming on June 7th. Save the date now, and I’ll post the details for you tomorrow.

Cheryl Cole is a dumb f-ck (The Superficial)
Rufus isn’t good enough for Lindsay Lohan? (Dlisted)
Sean Penn cries. And I still think he should be nicer to the people who are closest to him (Celeb|itchy)
Lea Michele really wants Letterman’s attention (Hollywood Tuna)
Selena Gomez does a really great horny voice (Pop Sugar)
Stepford Kidman arrives in Cannes (Just Jared)
Bar goes to the top without Leo (Popoholic)
This is hilarious. And my worst nightmare on live tv (Towleroad)
The way Miley talks about sex, Liam Hemsworth must do it really, really well (Amy Grindhouse)
Justin Bieber’s leaning as much as Taylor Lautner now (Go Fug Yourself)

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May 21, 2012 19:01:36 Posted at May 21, 2012 19:01:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hayley discusses shin splints in LifeStyle.

The hillbilly answer to sabrage (Dlisted)

Gabrielle Anwar’s mega fitness body (The Superficial)
God Pippa Middleton’s taste is hideous (Just Jared)
Did not like anything about Salma Hayek’s Cannes look (Hollywood Tuna)

Katie Holme’s play pants don’t go with her play shoes (Pop Sugar)

Kristen Stewart loves her Bear (Cele|bitchy)
Super cute - Sarah Michelle Gellar takes her kid to ballet (Socialite Life)
Is Gwyneth meangirling Kim Kardashian? (Celebedge)
People still take pictures of Audrina Patridge? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Katy Perry ends her rebound (I'm Not Obsessed)

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May 18, 2012 16:41:26 Posted at May 18, 2012 16:41:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha finds Emma Watson’s boots in Lifestyle
How long before this child gets her lips done? (Dlisted)
Miley Cyrus spits (The Superficial)
Much better Upfront style by Rachel Bilson (Just Jared)
Sometimes Sofia Vergara eats too much at lunch too! (Hollywood Tuna)
Love Diane Kruger in this outfit (Pop Sugar)
Country Bitch feels used by Chace Crawford (Celebitchy)
The pedestrian gay experience (Towleroad)
The Future For John Travolta (Celebedge)
Tilda Swinton’s badass shades (Go Fug Yourself)
So... does he think he’s a Ferrari or a Porsche??? (Kickette)

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May 17, 2012 18:25:24 Posted at May 17, 2012 18:25:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha finds Gwyneth’s raincoat and black & white dresses in LifeStyle 
I don’t get it. So is Justin Bieber for or against drawing dicks? (The Superficial)
Not kidding - at first I thought this was Jeremy Piven, then John Travolta (Dlisted)
Did you watch Lindsay Lohan on Glee? I guess it was waste of time? (Celeb|itchy)

I still really like this side part braid (Hollywood Tuna)
Do I have to give up my girl card if I say this does nothing for me? (Pop Sugar)
Russell Brand is all class about Katy Perry (Just Jared)
What do you think of the seams on Katherine Heigl’s jeans? (Popoholic)
LOVE this dress with horses on it. Crazy? (Trendmill)

Um, Lea Michele and Cory Monteith kissing at the hockey game (Pink Is The New Blog)
This dress probably looks great on the hanger but... something’s offputting about it on the body (Go Fug Yourself)

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May 16, 2012 17:12:42 Posted at May 16, 2012 17:12:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m sorry it’s such a pitifully short column today. I’ve run out of time after getting accredited and now I’ve to get to the Moonrise Kingdom screening for 8pm local. Cannes is 6 hours ahead of Eastern Time and it just didn’t work out today the way the flights were scheduled.
Tomorrow I have all morning to write though. And I promise it’ll be a better effort. In the meantime, please visit my blog friends to get caught up.

Why is it that I never notice penises in pants? (Dlisted)
Does the top of her bikini look weird to you? (The Superficial)
Kelly Clarkson looks great in print (Just Jared)
How did Hayden Panettiere’s hair grow so fast? (Hollywood Tuna)
Nicole Ritchie and her babies at the zoo (Pop Sugar)
Jennifer Aniston’s eyes are freakin’ me out in this ad (Cele|bitchy
$15 million and this is still happening... (Evil Beet Gossip)
Lloyd’s face pretty much says it all about Lindsay Lohan (Hollywood PQ)
Your weekly hit of Gaga’s ass in fishnets (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
What makes you beautiful... on a ship (Towleroad)

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May 15, 2012 18:31:33 Posted at May 15, 2012 18:31:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Beyonce has a stalker! And Kanye is f-cking it! (The Superficial)

Um, how is this getting past Jada Pinkett Smith??? (Dlisted)

As IF Carole Middleton would waste her scoop on a low rent tabloid (Celeb|itchy)

I wish Nina Dobrev’s carpet style was as cute as her casual style (Hollywood Tuna)

Kristen Stewart’s cute loafers (Pop Sugar)

Anyone looks better next to Casper Smart (Just Jared)

So...Jessica Alba was a prude before she had babies? (Popoholic)

That Peaches and this dude are parents now is one of my favourite things in life (Amy Grindhouse)

MLB sent Kate Upton a lot of free sh-t (IDontLikeYouInThatWay)

I LOVE this picture (Go Fug Yourself)

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May 14, 2012 21:01:41 Posted at May 14, 2012 21:01:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can Elvis’s daughter show Katie Holmes the way? (Dlisted)

SO. GROSS. Like maybe not so much with the gel nails anymore, you know? (The Superficial

Sienna Miller’s baby bump wished Robert Pattinson happy birthday (Just Jared)

Miley Cyrus’s puppy has to have some beagle in him (Hollywood Tuna)

Ryan Phillippe’s girlfriend plays stepmom (Pop Sugar)

Kristen Stewart’s first world problems (Cele|bitchy)

Demi Lovato and Britney Spears on a panel? Oh, I might have to watch. (Socialite Life)

Brange fighting about place settings and hors d’oeuvres? (Celebedge)

We see this woman every year in Cannes. And I’m pretty sure her job is just f-cking old men (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Is Casper Smart pushing away Leah Remini???? (I'm Not Obsessed)