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Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2012 19:30:05 September 28, 2012 19:30:05

Sasha’s hard for fall burgundy and dragon potion to keep you young in LifeStyle

LeAnn Rimes went to rehab for being a famewhore and hit up a red carpet right after they let her out (Dlisted)

Ke$ha doesn’t suck because she f-cked a ghost. Ke$ha sucks she called it “sexy time”. (The Superficial)

Hair-off! Rihanna or Anne Hathaway? (Just Jared)

Yes, yes, yes. More of this on Nina Dobrev. (Hollywood Tuna)

Natalie Portman really does look good as a blonde (Pop Sugar)

Hollywood Real Estate Porn: look at Hilary Swank’s house and monogrammed chair (Too Fab)

Tom Cruise is doubting Xenu? I don’t believe... (Cele|bitchy)

This doesn’t look like Brooke Shields to me (IDLYITW)

Taylor Swift wants to have babies with her 18 YEAR OLD BOYFRIEND...?!? (Celebedge)

What’s wrong with me? I think these pictures are really sweet. (Pink Is The New Blog)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2012 19:33:27 September 27, 2012 19:33:27

Sasha’s trend report on sweatshirts and leather pants in LifeStyle.

Reese Witherspoon’s newborn son is called Tennessee. Which means he may share a nickname when he gets older with Justin Timberlake who calls himself the “Ten Man”. (Dlisted)

Dina Lohan tells Amanda Bynes’s parents to “just be around”...the way she was when Lindsay was living at the Chateau Marmont? F-ck off! (The Superficial)

Is Kristen Stewart kinda sorta sashay shantay-ing here??? (Too Fab)

SJP Glee photos (Pop Sugar)

Lindsay Lohan’s bloated face does an interview (Cele|bitchy)

Really cute coat on Diane Kruger (Just Jared)

This is what Sofia Vergara means when she says whatever she wears it always ends up looking like Cavalli (Hollywood Tuna)

Kelly Osbourne apologises for her manicure (Evil Beet Gossip)

Salma Hayek’s grey leather dress (Popoholic)

HORRIBLE dress. Horrible, horrible, horrible (Go Fug Yourself)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2012 19:14:36 September 26, 2012 19:14:36

Sorry I’m jamming out early today but I’m going to play golf because I’m a year older and, as Sarah from Cinesnark always says, it’s a sport for geriatrics. And please, please let nothing break while I’m out on the fairway because if that’s the case, I will indeed leave and come back and report on it. Until then I leave you with H7 Beckham being chunky and SO F-CKING CUTE with her dad.

Sasha’s into bootights for your booties in Lifestyle.

The Blue Ivy Carter would destroy Jaden Smith even with a bottle in her mouth (Dlisted)

Madonna supports Obama, but she can’t even get that right (The Superficial)

Again, f-ck off.  And stop it (Too Fab)

Jennifer Aniston sings for the sick kids (Just Jared)

One more use for the ipdad: a camel toe cover (Hollywood Tuna)

Penelope Cruz in vintage Versace (Pop Sugar)

What Kristen Stewart does when there’s no dumpster to jump into (Cele|bitchy)

Listen to Rihanna’s Diamonds (Towleroad)

Kylie Minogue’s asscrack (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Michael C Hall’s new girlfriend – is it true that she has a Winona Forever tattoo on her arm?  (Hollywood PQ)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2012 21:09:12 September 25, 2012 21:09:12

This month’s #asklainey videos are now up on the Vitamin Water Tumbler.

Hayley’s helping male, 23, and Sasha’s answering left-out friends in LifeStyle

Michael K posted a very gross thing but I had to look anyway (Dlisted)

Lindsay Lohan gets pneumonia and exhaustion like the rest of us have allergies (The Superficial)

WHAT is Carrie Underwood wearing? And how many times have I asked that question? (Too Fab)

The Obamas on their first kiss (Pop Sugar)

High Fashion Kate Upton? (Cele|bitchy)

I love Kelly Clarkson and I love her version of Someone Like You (Just Jared)

It’s skeeving me out the way Simon Cowell is looking at her (Hollywood Tuna) is that why Kirstie Alley’s been so quite on Scientology? Because of the new Dancing With The Stars? (Amy Grindhouse)

Olivia Wilde in red jeans (Popoholic)

The worst shoes at the Emmys? (Go Fug Yourself)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2012 18:37:36 September 24, 2012 18:37:36

I didn’t see this last night. But now I think the TV Academy has no self respect. (Dlisted)

Some twins are missing. And God John Stamos is handsome (Too Fab)

In other words, Kanye West’s girlfriend wants you to know that he can go a long time without coming (The Superficial)

The Khaleesi and...Stewie Griffin??? (Just Jared)

Like, um, one is bigger than the other, noticeably, right? (Hollywood Tuna)

The Brange kids at play...and their ma finally shoes some steeze! (Pop Sugar)

Heidi Klum proves yet again why Karl says she was never in Paris (Cele|bitchy)

Sally Draper at the Emmys (Socialite Life)

You put this in your locker Stacy Keibler and it will remind you on those days you want to do something stupid, like ask for a wedding (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

LOVE Gwen Stefani’s flight coat (I'm Not Obsessed)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2012 19:01:57 September 21, 2012 19:01:57

Sasha’s found a top that prevents pit-stains in LifeStyle

A mother who simply observes enablers and doesn’t actually seek to REMOVE them (Dlisted)

If I could blush through my Chinese face, I would during this entire video (Too Fab)

Britney is so boring on X-Factor, can we agree on this? (The Superficial)

Jude Law leaves dinner all grey (Just Jared)

I’m kinda into this Hayden P photo shoot (Hollywood Tuna)

Leonardo DiCaprio is still wearing 80s suits (Pop Sugar)

Katie Holmes called Tom Cruise an old geezer? (Cele|bitchy)

Twi-Hard #1 is sobbing something about Kristen Stewart (Pink Is The New Blog)

Jennifer Aniston blacklists her ma? (Celebedge)

I LOVE this whole look (Go Fug Yourself)

And finally...something to take you into the weekend for those of you who have not yet had the pleasure...

I miss them so much!

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2012 21:50:51 September 20, 2012 21:50:51

Sasha Finds pointy shoes and travel steeze in LifeStyle

Betweens the Bynes and the Lohans, the English language is getting mutilated (Dlisted)

Given that we already knew that Ebola Paris Hilton was a disgusting f-ck, the lesson to be learned here is to be careful what you say in taxis (The Superficial)

Baby Maxwell really is trying to be more famous than babies Suri, Shiloh, and all the others combined (Just Jared)

JLo’s son’s face is cracking me up -- even her kid is like: how much longer can this slum loving go ON!?! (Too Fab)

Avril Lavigne is totally jealous of this look (Hollywood Tuna)

Shia LaBeouf will apparently be having real sex with one or more of these people (Pop Sugar)

Donald Trump says something about Princess Kate who is pregnant again on the cover of Star (Cele|bitchy)

I am so excited for this movie to be good but not more excited than Duana who probably has already memorised the soundtrack (Towleroad)

Does she look a little like Rosie Huntington-Whiteley to you? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Really cheap looking album cover (Hollywood PQ)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2012 19:00:04 September 19, 2012 19:00:04

Sasha’s INTO my warbler in LifeStyle

Kristen Stewart is too arty for eye shadow and lipgloss, or something (Dlisted)


Old school Sofia Vergara in a bikini (The Superficial)

Love this black dress on Olivia Wilde (Just Jared)

Unfair. (Hollywood Tuna)

Miley and Liam do the park and fly (Pop Sugar)

Taylor Swift went to high school for the weekend (Cele|bitchy)

David Beckham is coming to Montreal (Hollywood PQ)

Is that bra too small? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Who will Kimmel prank at the Emmys?  (Crushable)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 18, 2012 19:15:53 September 18, 2012 19:15:53

I must have missed the note about why we’re supposed to hate Liberty Ross now. Are we? (Dlisted)

Nothing like a Lohan taking credit for something (The Superficial)

What if Shaki’s so good no one wants Christina Aguilera back? (Too Fab)

In case you missed it - the staged photos of Blake Lively’s ring (Pop Sugar)

Denzel Washington borrows George Clooney’s old hair (Cele|bitchy)

Katie Holmes tries to be sultry for Russians (Just Jared)

I’m really into that offset widow’s peak on Katy Perry (Hollywood Tuna)

Can’t wait to see Lea Michele’s posehardy new ads (Amy Grindhouse)

Now this Emma Watson I could use a lot more of (Popoholic)

Jessica Chastain and Matthew Crawley (Go Fug Yourself)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2012 19:35:42 September 17, 2012 19:35:42

Final TIFF Journal Entry for Visa includes an all-cast photo from etalk right before we Gangnam Styled it on the show. Click here.

Why does Jim Carrey always look like he’s being photographed mid-dance? (Dlisted)

The house that Carrie Bradshaw built (Too Fab)

OMG Awkward, OMG Awkward, OMG Awkward (The Superficial)

Emma Watson goes shopping with her boyfriend (Just Jared)

Eva Longoria’s sheer assed dress (Hollywood Tuna)

Blake Lively’s husband goes to the gym (Pop Sugar)

Hate this dress on Salma Hayek. Have hated everything on her lately (Cele|bitchy)

Suri Cruise’s attitude face is directed at her ma (Socialite Life)

Scabby still spreads (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Jen and Violet Affleck at the Farmer’s Market (I'm Not Obsessed)

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Jacek Posted by Jacek at September 14, 2012 19:07:45 September 14, 2012 19:07:45

It’s been a loooooong week and in Lainey’s words, she’s brain dead.  So we’ll wrap a little earlier today with some thoughts from our friends.   Have a great weekend!

Lainey’s talking to Jared Leto on her latest Visa blog.

Lindsay Lohan’s best PR hire in years (Dlisted)

Lady Gaga hired the old Spanish lady to do her head tattoo (Too Fab)

Ben Affleck name drops to impress (The Superficial)

This is the chastity belt of dresses.  Salma Hayak can’t even make this sexy (Just Jared)

Is smokin’ Maria MeouYES this tall, or is Shawn Johnson that short? (Hollywood Tuna)

Isn’t this what Johnny Depp wore on the carpet at TIFF the other day? Dude has to mix it up a little #eveniknowthis (Pop Sugar)

Britney barely sees her children (Cele|bitchy)

Miley seems confused (Evil Beet Gossip)

Bear and Bear no more? (Celebedge)