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Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2012 18:52:42 January 5, 2012 18:52:42

Gwyneth Paltrow cleans out your ass! (Dlisted)

The rest of the world needs to catch up to North America: STOP BUYING HOLLYWOOD EBOLA (The Superficial)

This is really, really cute...right? My opinion on children is worth less since I don’t have any. (Amy Grindhouse)

Ashley Tisdale pumps gas in a sweater dress (Hollywood Tuna

Eva Mendes visits Ryan Gosling at work because they can’t stop touching each other (Pop Sugar)

When he’s not cheating on his wife, Josh Duhamel is pretty hot (Just Jared)

Cindy Crawford’s mega fillers (Cele|bitchy)

Daniel Radcliffe’s candour is adorable. Again. As always. (Celebuzz)

We are all in the wrong business. Clearly we should be walking around in plastic heels instead of working real jobs. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Mila Kunis: GORGEOUS for Dior (Hollywood PQ)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2012 19:33:01 January 4, 2012 19:33:01

The Great West Battle of Big Asses (The Superficial)

The Chosen One wasn’t the first Chosen Fetus? Ew, it’s that word again. (Dlisted)

I’m not sure insisting your relationship is normal is the best way to convince us that it is (Evil Beet Gossip)

I’m still into red jeans (Hollywood Tuna)

How do people see these things??? Halle Berry’s supposedly wearing an engagement ring (Pop Sugar)

Oh look. A child star isn’t going to school. (Just Jared)

Rachel McAdams is so f-cking pretty (Popoholic)

Oh to be 19 and eating McDonald’s without ass payments (Celebuzz)

As IF you look like Angelina Jolie (Towleroad)

Royal Princess blasphemy, good God this is bad (Go Fug Yourself)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2012 20:56:47 January 3, 2012 20:56:47

Clint Eastwood is hanging out with gerbils because his house is full of famewhores? (Dlisted)

You’re supposed to be really excited about this couple. Try. (The Superficial)

Again, how do we know she didn’t pay this person to trespass her ass? (Celebedge)

The body is amazing. But I hate the bikini. (Hollywood Tuna)

Cameron Diaz’s new year haircut (Pop Sugar)

I want Ewan McGregor’s socks (Just Jared)

Brange went to a young person’s dance party (Cele|bitchy)

Little Brady’s great hat and sweater set (Socialite Life)

When bikinis are cut from red carpet dresses (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Julianne’s new year run (I'm Not Obsessed)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 30, 2011 17:24:23 December 30, 2011 17:24:23

Blogging will return to normal schedule on Tuesday. I now have to get started on the 200 potstickers I’m bringing over to the NYE party tomorrow night. HAPPY NEW YEAR!

LOVE Rihanna’s bikini (The Superficial)

Please...let this not be a sign of what’s to come (Dlisted)

Little Rider is called Tiana May Carter? Why do I find this so hard to believe? (Pink Is The New Blog)

Hilary Duff’s bangle overkill (Hollywood Tuna)

I never thought I’d end the year saying I love Miley and Liam. But I do. I DO. (Pop Sugar)

Dembabies’ First Christmas (Just Jared)

Another girl in a bikini the paps keep shooting and I have no idea who she is... and no desire to Google (Popoholic)

Ryan Gosling’s all about MMA now. Don’t hit the face! (Celebuzz)

Who in F-CK thought this would be a good idea??? (Towleroad)

End the year with a Pacey Witter retrospective (Go Fug Yourself)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2011 20:42:19 December 29, 2011 20:42:19

Nicole Kidman eyes Zac Efron lasciviously (Dlisted)

How Sinead O’Connor scared off her new ex-husband (The Superficial)

As IF anyone can wear a skanky Santa Suit like Mimi!!! (Hollywood Tuna)

The Year in Reese Witherspoon (Pop Sugar)

Daniel Radcliffe wears his jeans better than Robert Pattinson (Just Jared)

I wish I could un-know RDJ’s Tom Cruise Special Order (Cele|bitchy)

Oh look, it’s a Barbie now. (Evil Beet Gossip)

Ian Somerhalder smarms in Russian (Celebuzz)

Victoria’s Secret models have New Year’s resolutions too! At the same time, they also talk about the colour of their panties. For real. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

More bikini tweets: Rihanna edition (Hollywood PQ)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2011 14:27:10 December 28, 2011 14:27:10

I still don’t think this was a drug. Naive? (The Superficial)

Jennifer Aniston had extensions (Dlisted)

Not all couples spend the holidays together...right? (gulp) (Amy Grindhouse)

Fake sh-t burns too (Hollywood Tuna)

Gwyneth’s bikini made the best moments of the year (Pop Sugar)

Well, well, well. Look who’s back. (Just Jared)

Mrs Caleb Followill in a bikini (Popoholic)

Even children of millionaires sell lemonade (Celebuzz)

Let’s pit celebrity kids against each other (Celebedge)

OMG. I don’t actually remember CMM looking like this. Giant HA! (Go Fug Yourself)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 27, 2011 18:55:54 December 27, 2011 18:55:54

At first I thought this was Scarlett Johansson which… is a terrible thing to say about Scarlett Johansson (Dlisted)

This is a really ugly almost-bikini (The Superficial)
 
This Little One is smarter than all of us (Towleroad)

What are you really saying when you tweet your own bikini pic? (Hollywood Tuna)

Elle Macpherson will probably still look like this when she’s 80 (Pop Sugar)
 
Looking rough, Spittle. Looking rough. (Just Jared)
 
Oh look, who else does Daniel Craig hate? (Cele|bitchy)

I guess this means Taylor Lautner’s getting a new girlfriend (Socialite Life)

How I imagine Paz de la Huerta spent Christmas - CAUTION: Super raunchy and NSFW (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
 
What geeks got for Christmas: The Hobbit production diary (I'm Not Obsessed)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2011 18:39:40 December 23, 2011 18:39:40

Jennifer Aniston was advised to …harvest Brad Pitt’s sperm…? (Dlisted)

Where do these women keep finding these shoes? (The Superficial)

Too tight and too sweaty? (Go Fug Yourself)

Well f-ck! Why wasn’t this bikini available when I went to the Maldives?!?! (Hollywood Tuna)

Sofia Vergara’s rather modest bikini (Pop Sugar)

Michael Pitt: the ultimate beat-me mouth. Even more so than Miley Cyrus (Just Jared)

LeAnn Rimes thinks a Porsche will keep him faithful (Cele|bitchy)

This song is AWFUL (Celebuzz)

So cute I cried (Towleroad)

Angelina Jolie gave her daughter extensions so that means she’s a bad mother (Radar Online)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2011 18:29:42 December 22, 2011 18:29:42

There’s no point in starving if you can’t wear a bikini every day (The Superficial)

WHY do dumb bitches keep paying this dumbass? (Dlisted)

Gorgeous: a gay navy kiss makes history (Towleroad)

Ashley Tisdale: high school forever (Hollywood Tuna)

I would wear holiday plaid more often too if I looked this good in it (Pop Sugar)

I love the pattern on Salma Hayek’s blouse (Just Jared)

Is it because I’m not 25 anymore that I don’t find this stylish? (Popoholic)

Justin Bieber and his baby sister. Come on. You can’t snark on this, can you? (Celebuzz)

Dear Spain: really??? What year do you think it is?  (Hollywood PQ)

I worry about Lady Gaga and neck pain (Go Fug Yourself

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2011 22:07:35 December 21, 2011 22:07:35


Her makeup was perfect the whole time on that charity trip (Dlisted)

The Kardashians take advantage of poor people (The Superficial)

She’s either in Mexico with George Clooney or she’s making tons of money off George Clooney. Happy Christmas, Stacy Keibler (Hollywood Tuna)

Mrs Wahlberg can barely smile for Santa (Pop Sugar)

Are we okay with mothers and daughters being best friends? (Just Jared)

Evan Rachel Wood, young bride? (Cele|bitchy)

How much you want to bet that Lindsay Lohan is holding a cover page and the rest are blank? (Celebuzz)

Fergie and Josh say Happy Christmas (Hollywood PQ)

Gisele for Versace (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

H7 and her homies say Happy Christmas (Pink Is The New Blog)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 20, 2011 20:32:18 December 20, 2011 20:32:18

Sasha advises on how to handle a bitch ass of a mother-in-law and Katie and GOOP in a sweater-off in LifeStyle

How Scabby ages in a bikini (The Superficial)

Um, please let that be the title of the new Mission: Impossible (Dlisted)

A Christmas obscenity (Amy Grindhouse)

Ashley Tisdale wants to profile her panties (Hollywood Tuna)

SCARJO, talk-show host (Pop Sugar)

LeAnn Rimes’s Christmas gift to you: pap shots of her in a bikini. Again. (Just Jared)

Holy.Sh-t. What isn’t George Clooney’s girlfriend selling these days? (Popoholic)
 
Stephanie Seymour’s body at the beach….and no weird photos with her son (Celebuzz)

If Lady Gaga were a menorah (Towleroad)

But…I really like this sparkly patchwork dress (Go Fug Yourself)