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Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2012 19:47:16 January 27, 2012 19:47:16

Demi Moore - just your average 50 year old 15 year old (Dlisted)

“When you talk to a girl, have the heart to touch her vagina” is a song I really want to happen (The Superficial)

Olivia Wilde gives cleavage for lunch (Hollywood Tuna)

Ryan Gosling looks REALLY good in Thailand (Pop Sugar)

Jude Law went out last night (Just Jared)

One lie or two: Catherine Zeta-Jones is 42 and having another baby (Cele|bitchy)

Blue Ivy doesn’t need Oprah (Dose.ca)

Hugh Dancy was with Claire Danes at Harvard (Celebuzz)

How come models are never photographed crotch-picking the sand? (Egotastic!)

The hair ruins this for me (Go Fug Yourself)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2012 19:45:56 January 26, 2012 19:45:56

More from the runways in Paris, Sasha finds JLo’s coat and Angelina’s pendant, and three weeks of Hayley’s ass-busting to go in LifeStyle

How Ashton is handling Demi’s crisis (The Superficial)

Girl Sh-t is the best sh-t, especially when it’s soaked in vodka and plastic (Dlisted)

Um, the guy who cried about Britney on YouTube has a movie and is coming to HBO (Evil Beet Gossip)

For a minute there I thought Amanda Seyfried was Dakota Fanning (Hollywood Tuna)

OMG that’s right! Remember when SJP wore a bandeau to the SAGs??? (Pop Sugar)

Posters of not pregnant celebrities pretending to be pregnant (Just Jared)

I will only care about this couple if they run into another person I don’t care about, January Jones. Mildly.  (Popoholic)

Oh look. Another Golden Globe-nominated performance by Jennifer Love Hewitt (Celebuzz)

Kate Bush and shadow puppetry totally make sense to me (Towleroad)

Blue Ivy’s aunt in a yellow dress (Go Fug Yourself)

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Jacek Posted by Jacek at January 25, 2012 20:23:38 January 25, 2012 20:23:38

Lainey’s delayed in Salt Lake with an airport internet connection that rivals dial-up from the mid-nineties.  This means I’m finishing off the day with Tingles.  As promised by your wanna-be Dean, tomorrow will be back to normal.  Thanks for your patience with everything today.  Jacek

Miley eating chocolate dick….cake (Dlisted)

Eddie Cibrian loves himself some skin and bones (The Superficial)

Rihanna returns from Hawaii in a slightly see-through dress (Hollywood Tuna)

Britney with the real KFed Jrs (Pop Sugar)

Brad Pitt covers The Hollywood Reporter (Just Jared)

To Lainey she has mega style, to me she looks like a lesbian gym teacher.  I guess it’s like the whole skinny jeans and flats thing we’ll never agree on (Cele|bitchy)

One-pose Lea: cross legs and stick out the chest.  Almost every time! (Celebuzz)

Sofia’s unmistakable guns (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

See…now THOSE are some flattering jeans ladies. More of this please (Moe Jackson)

Beckham on fame (Pink Is The New Blog)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2012 19:59:54 January 24, 2012 19:59:54

There’s Giambattista Valli and Chanel...and then there’s Armani haute couture. Also the “Less Than” Friend in LifeStyle.
 
Heidi thought Seal was too intense about his special room (The Superficial)
 
Is it the altitude because Dylan and I just lost our minds laughing over this video (Dlisted)
 
Is this about Sienna Miller and Tom Sturridge? (Towleroad)
 
Nina Dobrev looks extra amazing when she’s styled properly (Hollywood Tuna)
 
Gwyneth arrives...to talk Cam away from Diddy? (Pop Sugar)
 
Sh-t or diarrhoea: Ke$ha or Lana Del Ray? (Just Jared)
 
This is not an old photo. But how many times have you seen Heather Graham in this red dress? (Popoholic)
 
Vanessa Paradis: coy, sexy, and still a mystery (Celebuzz)
 
This is way better than that sh-t David E Kelley came up with (Amy Grindhouse)
 
Where does Selena Gomez find these things? (Go Fug Yourself)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2012 22:16:27 January 23, 2012 22:16:27

It’s Haute Couture Week in Paris. Check out the Oscar options and Hayley’s post workout food suggestions and Sasha’s views on banging your buds in LifeStyle
 
I can’t actually believe this broad is 28 years old (Dlisted)
 
What, exactly, does this accomplish??? (The Superficial)
 
The Chosen One Shiloh takes off a few inches...and why can’t the Jolie wear a pair of old jeans to the farmer’s market? (Pop Sugar)
 
Mia for Miu Miu - I LOVE IT! (Just Jared)

No, I mean this. Are there actually men who find this attractive? (Hollywood Tuna
 
Can Mark Wahlberg please F-CK OFF? (Cele|bitchy)
 
Orly and his old school phone (Socialite Life)
 
Miley Cyrus bounces around with a new haircut (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
 
Jason Stackhouse in Sundance and on New Girl (Celebuzz)
 
Um, just me or does Nicolas Cage look...embalmed? (I'm Not Obsessed)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2012 21:12:34 January 20, 2012 21:12:34

Hayley’s training Felicity Huffman’s arms and Sasha’s looking for Jennifer Aniston’s saddle bag in LifeStyle

Sounds good to me, no matter how you vote (Dlisted)

That’s it! Katy Perry and Russell Brand are definitely not getting back together! (The Superficial)

Is that the key to an ass like this? Barefoot on the treadmill? (Hollywood PQ)

Ex-fake-castle-resident pregnant in a bikini (Hollywood Tuna)

Diggin’ how JLo is wearing these jeans (Pop Sugar)

Connor Cruise celebrates with his sister (Just Jared)

Blake Lively’s dog doesn’t play her game (Cele|bitchy)

So does that mean Gwyneth will be best friends with Rihanna now too? (Pink Is The New Blog)

Kate Hudson, Bradley Cooper, and his ma. Random. (Celebuzz)

Kirsten Dunst’s dress made me gasp...with love! (Go Fug Yourself)

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Jacek Posted by Jacek at January 19, 2012 20:17:46 January 19, 2012 20:17:46

As you know, the Squawking Chicken is celebrating her departure and throwing a party at the hospital today.  And your Gossip has been sucked into the festivities.  Pictures.  Fanfare.  Oh, and fried chicken.  The real kind. So we leave you a bit early with Tingles Jacek edition today.  See you all tomorrow.  

Threenip is a hero in his own mind (The Superficial)

JLo’s boy-man is a tweeting poet (Dlisted)

Avril and Brody. Awwww.  (The Daily What)

Rihanyaa! (Hollywood Tuna)

John Hamm as the Ford guy gone designer (Pop Sugar)

Fassy’s bare pecs…just click the link already (Just Jared)

Miranda is definitely hotter post-baby (Popoholic)

Kelly should actually say she DID drink and we might excuse her for that night (Celebuzz)

Breathe easy ladies … you have a chance with a Jonas (Towleroad)

This dress reminds me of Lorella’s 3rd place (of 5) gingerbread house (Go Fug Yourself)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2012 21:00:12 January 18, 2012 21:00:12

Heading to catch a flight, in a big rush and I forgot my f-cking passport. Sorry about the light day. Will be back tomorrow!

Suddenly Mark Wahlberg is way more annoying than Tom Cruise (Dlisted)

Popping pills to lose weight (The Superficial)

Kate Hudson sells Ann Taylor, but will she actually wear it? (Just Jared)

Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield for the hello kitties (Pop Sugar)

Olivia Munn’s outfit is really cute (Hollywood Tuna)

Is this another questionable man choice for Adele? (Cele|bitchy)

Did Jay-Z really write this poem for Blue Ivy? (Evil Beet Gossip)

Megan Fox travels in sweats (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Summer trashes Marissa! (Celebuzz)

Cam is really sickening me with this Diddy thing (Dose.ca)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2012 19:58:33 January 17, 2012 19:58:33

Sasha’s dealing with a dickhead brother and Hayley has some thoughts on designing your own workout and Claire Danes’s back in LifeStyle.

Why Katy Perry wants Russell Brand back (The Superficial)

The Mother of The Blue Ivy is definitely not blue (Dlisted)

Do young people these days feel about these photos the way I felt about Leo and Claire in Romeo & Juliet? For serious. I’m wondering. (Pop Sugar) 

Chris Pine’s blonde tips (Just Jared)

Getting a good body just to put it on Twitter: this generation’s motivation (Hollywood Tuna)

Zooey Deschanel covers Allure (Amy Grindhouse)

I like Rihanna’s Armani ads more than Megan Fox’s (Popoholic)

Lindsay Lohan’s breasts flop their way to court. Again. (Celebuzz)

I don’t actually know if Beyonce really gave this interview (Pink Is The New Blog)

I guess tertiary Glee stars can’t afford sturdier fabric (Go Fug Yourself

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2012 23:01:10 January 16, 2012 23:01:10

40 posts and 10,000 words later...that’s our Golden Globes wrap-up. Duana’s been mainlining coffee; I’ve been sustained by hot water and the promise of Veronica Mars. Logan Echolls and I have some catching up to do. 

Back on regular schedule tomorrow.

But please continue to send us your comments and observations and dissenting opinions. We love award season. And we LOVE sharing it with you! Thank you so much for hitting the site so hard today. It’s a little slow and has gone down a couple of times due to volume, but it’s there, waiting for you to read.


The time Brad Pitt giggled and giggled and giggled and giggled (Dlisted)

Lindsay Lohan is never more pathetic than during award season (The Superficial)

Chris Martin still isn’t over Brad Pitt (Celebedge)

Rihanna pulls off a fat one (Hollywood Tuna)

Cameron Diaz looks...terrible. Do we blame this on Diddy or ARod? (Pop Sugar)

Oh hi Jason Momoa. Is it too late to say Happy New Year? (Just Jared)

Rooney Mara: it is aloof...or simply insignificant? (Cele|bitchy)

Bar wears red jeans too (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Penelope and Javier walk the baby (I'm Not Obsessed)

How Madonna responded to Elton John’s tantrum (Towleroad)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2012 22:01:19 January 13, 2012 22:01:19

Hayley’s answering how you can keep your tits & ass and Sasha’s looking for flats for straight cut jeans in LifeStyle

Magic Channing & Alex (Dlisted) And also, big ups to Michael K of Dlisted, the very best of gossip bloggers, who was publicly loved - yet again - by Tina Fey in a major magazine. Click here to read.

Tila & Madonna at service together? (The Superficial)

Please. Jessica Simpson sits around and farts all day. You think she wants to sweat out her baby??? (Celebedge)

Am I the only perv who noted the proximity of the rabbit to her furless area? (Hollywood Tuna)

H7’s cheeks keep getting bigger (Pop Sugar)

Jakey shaves and sees the doctor before the Globes (Just Jared)

Eva Green is totally Johnny Depp’s type (Cele|bitchy)

See-through Leo’s ex (Celebuzz)

Beyonce is officially SCIENTIFIC now. And this is not a euphemism for anything (Towleroad)

What I would have taken home for myself among all the Critics’ Choice dresses (Go Fug Yourself)