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May 18, 2011 13:20:18 Posted at May 18, 2011 13:20:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lainey’s in the air over somewhere NWT at the moment, so we’re calling it a day after Tingles. Back to normal tomorrow. And in case you’re wondering, no, Lainey will not be back in time to make it the Canucks game tonight. - Jacek

Clearly the Governor has THICK, THICK boob goggles (Dlisted)

Live what you wear (The Superficial)

Didn’t he say he’d shut up and step aside at some point? (Popeater)

The Italian Queen in a bikini (Hollywood Tuna)

Still recovering from those red carpet shots of her. Here’s Bar at night (Pop Sugar)

Melancholia photo call. The presser turned into quite the sh-t show (Just Jared)

Camilla’s campaign to win fans continues (Cele|bitchy)

Leann Rimes looking really really fat (Evil Beet Gossip)

Can’t decide between looking at her face, or these. Both options are a horror show (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I WENT TO FILM SCHOOL graduates! Watch out now! (Towleroad)

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May 17, 2011 11:57:00 Posted at May 17, 2011 11:57:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Does every Miley tat represent a new lover? (The Superficial)

Forget the photos. The final line of this article is the funniest shit you’ll read all week. (Dlisted)

Shia LaBeouf is a bad drunk and admits it. (Popeater)

Christina Aguilera can’t not look like a cheap, trashy doll. (Hollywood Tuna)

Mimi must have had a full hair and makeup team at the hospital. (Pop Sugar)

Not Taylor Swift’s best cover. (Just Jared)

I just saw Bar Rafaeli. She’s crazy hot. (Popoholic)

I like Jessica Alba’s style more when she’s pregnant than when she’s not.(Celebuzz)

Adele talks to Out about fame, fortune and love. (Pink Is The New Blog)

My Little Pony is now going to start selling out. (Go Fug Yourself)

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May 16, 2011 11:18:52 Posted at May 16, 2011 11:18:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

James Franco pays his respects in blood (Dlisted)

Gwen Stefani is FIT (The Superficial)

This is how Kanye thinks he can beat the Brange (Popeater)

Olivia Munn is very orange (Hollywood Tuna)

Chicken Fried very airbrushed (Pop Sugar)

Oh wow Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman looks old here (Just Jared)

Jesus. Penelope Cruz. Look at this face. (Cele|bitchy)

Chris Hemsworth signs onto one of the 15 Snow White movies (Buzznet)

Eva Longoria naked and a horse? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Britney's weave goes to Little League (I'm Not Obsessed)

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May 13, 2011 11:11:34 Posted at May 13, 2011 11:11:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I seriously cannot wait to see how these two turn out in 20 years. (Dlisted)

Um, please check out Miley Cyrus's mother's tat. (The Superficial)

Gisele's crazy lingerie body (Pop Sugar)

Jennifer Aniston's beautiful but heavily retouched new ads (Just Jared)

Yeah. Minka Kelly is HOT (Hollywood Tuna)

Christina Aguilera remembers she has a kid (Evil Beet Gossip)

Colin Farrell claims he's a one woman man (Cele|bitchy)

Very cute photos of Jennifer Garner and Seraphina (Celebuzz)

True Blood - the new trailer for the new season (Popeater)

Eva Longoria's post-divorce young lovin' continues (Pink Is The New Blog)

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May 12, 2011 11:28:45 Posted at May 12, 2011 11:28:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Wow. Pregnancy gives you really big breasts. Even Alba. (The Superficial)

I actually think Chicken Fried looks good here. It's what happens when you lower expectations (Dlisted)

Chelsea Handler hates on fat (Popeater)

Ashley Greene's extensions don't look too bad here (Hollywood Tuna)

Johnny Depp - is this like boy scout styles? (Pop Sugar)

The Hangover's new cover (Just Jared)

Scarjo does look really hot in these ads (Popoholic)

Nikki Reed holding hands with her American Idol (Celebuzz)

UGH! I hate him!!!! (Towleroad)

Uma Thurman is tall and knows she's not cute (Go Fug Yourself)

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May 11, 2011 12:07:36 Posted at May 11, 2011 12:07:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shoots and a laptop meltdown mean I’m stepping in for Tingles today. - Jacek

Lilo slides, jail celebrates (Dlisted)

Nick Cage is a walking action movie (The Superficial)

Sarah Ferguson talks snub with the Opes (Popeater)

Cam D’s long legs (Hollywood Tuna)

Reese all smiles in a walking cast (Pop Sugar)

Swifty on Ellen (Just Jared)

Harry to marry Chelsy … says Life & Style. Ah. (Cele|bitchy)

Skeevy Ed wins my Skeev Award all the time (Celebuzz)

Pippa side boob anyone? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW!!)

I had fun at my wedding but really? Again? (Pink Is The New Blog)

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May 10, 2011 11:13:59 Posted at May 10, 2011 11:13:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The paps are f-cking with Robo’s belly? Not to sound like a harpy but we can’t be sniffing around at babies and complaining about unrealistic body image, can we? (The Superficial)

Prince is not an enabler (Dlisted)

Rich ladies aren’t as greedy as one-legged golddiggers (Popeater

Why wasn’t SHE at the Met Gala? She would have brought it at the Met Gala (Hollywood Tuna)

Rachel McAdams has met the daughter! (Pop Sugar)

Shoe makers should just ban Jessica Simpson from wearing their sh-t. She whores down every pair (Just Jared)

I feel like Megan Fox has way more Armani ads than Victoria Beckham ever did (Popoholic)

Country Bitch wears A LOT of makeup to go to hockey games. Is it extra for the playoffs? (Celebuzz)

Little kids kissing in slow motion being analysed by your kids in slow motion (Evil Beet Gossip)

Lauren Graham never changes. It’s so reassuring to me (Go Fug Yourself)

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May 9, 2011 11:21:49 Posted at May 9, 2011 11:21:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Did I read that right? It’s a FIVE HAND SPAN??? (Dlisted)

It’s not just that Porny is pantless. It’s the way she can turn a pair of YSLs into the most UNelegant sight EVER (The Superficial)

Rich people giving other rich people gifts for rich babies (Popeater)

This doesn’t look like Rose McGowan to me. You? (Hollywood Tuna)

Don’t love Kate Hudson movies, but do love her grey sweater (Pop Sugar)

How does Madonna keep her hat on when she’s riding? (Just Jared)

Paz’s body looks so much less used after retouching (Cele|bitchy)

Robert Pattinson, gym rat (Socialite Life

I’d like to see Taylor Swift do the heart wearing the same thing (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Penelope Cruz got REALLY dressed up for a movie premiere (I'm Not Obsessed)

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May 6, 2011 11:00:00 Posted at May 6, 2011 11:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

An elephant gives Robert Pattinson the cut-eye, obviously not a Twi-Hard (Dlisted)

Cuddling will prevent teen pregnancy? (The Superficial)

Few things are as F-CKING AWESOME as Fey + Poehler (Popeater)

Goddamn, what is wrong with Reese’s hair?!? (Hollywood Tuna)

Jennifer Aniston’s Cinco de Mayo dinner (Pop Sugar)

As if Glee didn’t suck enough … (Just Jared)

Jessica Biel is throwing herself at Bradley Cooper? (Cele|bitchy

Gwen Stefani: London in Spring (Celebuzz)

Juliette Lewis – crazy, but with great legs (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

JLo gets to pimp her sh-t every week on Idol (Pink Is The New Blog)

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May 5, 2011 11:09:37 Posted at May 5, 2011 11:09:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

According to the Vanilla Gorilla, Sandra Bullock doesn’t f-ck as good as his new piece. And again, How is this piece of sh-t credible? (The Superficial)

Jesus! That’s an ENTIRELY NEW FACE!!! (Dlisted)

The Pippa Middleton “scandal”. Really??? (Popeater)

Eva Longoria’s dress – I wish it was a different material (Hollywood Tuna)

Diane and Joshua take the freshness from New York to Turkey (Pop Sugar)

LOVE how Olivia Wilde is styled on this cover (Just Jared)

I don’t like how these pants fit on Hilary Swank. Or maybe it’s just the colour (Popoholic)

Jennifer Hudson – enough about her new body, how about her new wardrobe? (Celebuzz)

I’m assuming this shows up in a magazine because people care, right? About this? WHO??? (The Blemish)

Alexa Chung’s legs just might be thinner than Kate Bosworth’s (Go Fug Yourself)

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May 4, 2011 11:37:30 Posted at May 4, 2011 11:37:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Has he demonstrated that he’s trustworthy? Why believe him now? What is it about putting lies in books that suddenly makes them true? (Dlisted)

Katy Perry’s ridiculous tit to waist ratio in Vanity Fair (The Superficial)

This movie sounds bunker and bunker (Popeater)

When Rihanna lets her mermaid loose (Hollywood Tuna)

Reese Witherspoon and Robert Pattinson do an English talk show (Pop Sugar)

Skinny girls show their baby bumps pretty early (Just Jared)

I know you won’t be but I am totally into these pants (Cele|bitchy)

People get so creative about what they can sue for. I think I should spend more time on this. (Buzznet)

How hard do you think they’re trying not to show how much they’re loving this? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

This helped with my cold today. Something heartwarmy (Towleroad)