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Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2011 18:12:17 October 3, 2011 18:12:17

Jacked up face, jacked up teeth, jacked up tits: oh look, it’s Lindsay Lohan (Dlisted)

Porny still won’t say if she’s pregnant and I still can’t tell (The Superficial)

If only this story featured real celebrities...it would be even more amazing (Celebedge)

Jamie Pressley and I can’t keep track who she’s married to anymore (Hollywood Tuna)

Just me or does Seth Rogen’s wife look like Jessica Biel? (Pop Sugar)

Kristen Stewart womans up for GQ (Just Jared)

LeAnn Rimes admits to being a Why Is (Cele|bitchy)

Do you like Anne Hathaway more because of Rashida Jones (Socialite Life)

I like Ashley Tisdale’s gym shorts (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Ben Affleck and girls (I'm Not Obsessed)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2011 22:03:43 September 30, 2011 22:03:43

The First Lady pulls a Hollywood move (Dlisted)

Kristen Stewart’s Snow White is badass AND a sexpot? (The Superficial)

Robert Pattinson is neither (Pop Sugar)

Martha Stewart’s kid hates her (Evil Beet Gossip)

Woah. Cam. Hot. (Hollywood Tuna)

Ugh. He is such a little prick. But I find him SO attractive. (Just Jared)

Princess Kate says Will is the boss (Cele|bitchy)

Not a fan of the dress. But the problem with the fringe is that if there’s a tiny gap, you automatically want to reach out and fix it (Celebuzz)

Really really lovely dress on Kirsten Dunst (Go Fug Yourself)

Bill Maher says It Gets Better (Towleroad)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2011 19:18:17 September 29, 2011 19:18:17

Chris Brown beat Rihanna because he was allegedly dealing with a man??? (The Superficial)

Lindsay Lohan found someone to pay for her to go to Paris (Dlisted)

Scarjo talks about her nude shots without actually talking about her nude shots (Celebedge)

Don’t you wish Sofia Vergara photos came with audio? (Hollywood Tuna)

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden hit up dance class with their really cute kids (Pop Sugar)

Hugh Jackman goes to the Rock for food advice (Just Jared)

I want to push the fringe off her face (Popoholic)

Am very underwhelmed by this Avengers cover. You? (Celebuzz)

The networks and gay characters (Towleroad)

Sure, I guess, from the neck down. But what does it matter when the head and the ears are greasy and mismatched? (Go Fug Yourself)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2011 18:48:28 September 28, 2011 18:48:28

This is supposed to be Alexander Skarsgard getting “ugly” for a role. I thought it was Memory Loss Eric (Dlisted)

Shut up you murderers! It was a pastie! (The Superficial)

Exactly what kind of, um, work did Lindsay Lohan have to do for that much money? (Amy Grindhouse)

Nina Dobrev is SOOOO pretty (Hollywood Tuna)

Orly’s happy airport pictures (Pop Sugar)

Getting you ready for zombie season (Just Jared)

JLo and Jason Statham? I would watch that video, I would (Cele|bitchy)

Ryan Reynolds is really hot in this movie (Celebuzz)

I guess I’m just numb to this sh-t because Janice Dickinson’s face looks almost not that bad to me here (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Mega regrowth! (E! Online)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2011 18:54:41 September 27, 2011 18:54:41
Why do people get so worked up about one goddamn areola? (The Superficial)

Is this the dude who was sitting in Gwyneth Paltrow’s Emmy seat? (Dlisted)

Something about Chris Evans’s ass (Towleroad)

Susan Sarandon’s amazing amazing genes passed down (Hollywood Tuna

Oh hi Robert Pattinson’s hips! (Pop Sugar)

I like the way John Krasinski is looking at Emily Blunt here (Just Jared)

Am obsessed with Gwen Stefani’s sweater (Popoholic)

Hugh Jackman emerges wet and shirtless (Celebuzz)

Mimi sings again!!! (Pink Is The New Blog)

Rosario Dawson, always (Go Fug Yourself)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2011 20:22:56 September 26, 2011 20:22:56

Birthday essentials?

An afternoon nap, my friend Fiona’s special dip (one day I will make her share the recipe because it is life-changing and she only makes one batch a year for me), flowers from my dad, a hilarious dance move that Jacek only pulls out on very special occasions, and Hot Harry on a Horse leaving a bar, scamp that he is, trying to squeeze out every last drop of fun before having to go army training next month.

He’s right. Anne Hathaway’s Catwoman is BORING (Dlisted)

Oh look. There’s white powder on Lindsay Lohan’s dress. Must be Monday. (The Superficial)

Love the booties. Don’t care for the wearer (Cele|bitchy)

Naomi Watts found a lovely, classy way to talk about the deceased (Celebedge)

What would Blake Lively have done with this dress? (Hollywood Tuna)

Kiki wears Emma Stone’s old pink pouch (Pop Sugar)

They taught their sister to do the Prune! (Just Jared)

I guess Anna Wintour didn’t get invited to any bunga bunga parties (Socialite Life)

Did Ashley Greene always have those...or are they newly purchased? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Chicken Fried’s Russian weave (I'm Not Obsessed)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2011 11:23:16 September 23, 2011 11:23:16

Lindsay Lohan might actually be more ebola-y than Paris Hilton (Dlisted)

True love is matching polos (The Superficial)

Robert Pattinson buys furniture (Pop Sugar)

Vintage Kanye West. Awesome. (Evil Beet Gossip)

Dude, for a second there I thought this was Catherine Zeta-Jones (Hollywood Tuna)

Really love Zoe Saldana’s dress (Just Jared)

Um, classy ...or cockblocky? (Cele|bitchy)

Taylor Lautner gets set up on morning tv (Celebuzz)

Does Cheryl Cole want Stacy Keibler’s job? What’s with the hair? (Go Fug Yourself)

Glee Gay Club (Towleroad)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 22, 2011 10:53:51 September 22, 2011 10:53:51

Kristie Alley wants to have skinny sex (The Superficial)

What if they don’t have Italian food in hell? (Dlisted)

Sandy B in sweats. Everyone’s happy with an elastic waist! (Pop Sugar)

Jonah Hill hates Mr Schue (Huffington Post Entertainment)

Oh. La. Sofia Vergara in jeans (Hollywood Tuna)

Why does it surprise me that Kate Bosworth is just 28? (Just Jared)

High School Musical goes to the gym (Popoholic)

George Clooney’s Parade is decidedly less controversial (Celebuzz)

Fingers on my Teapot: what I hope Robert Pattinson will call his new album (Pink Is The New Blog)

I forgot about her too. And I liked it also. (Go Fug Yourself)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2011 11:01:13 September 21, 2011 11:01:13

OK so did Maggie Gyllenhaal share vibrators with Taylor Swift? Or is she not considered a friend? (Dlisted)

Miley Cyrus takes leaked photos the same way Posh takes pregnancy ones (The Superficial)

Lea Michele is single. Let’s set her up with... Alex Pettyfer? Add that to your Gossip Wish List (Wonderwall)

Can’t decide if I like this Leighton Meester outfit (Hollywood Tuna)

Angelina Jolie eats lunch while Brad Pitt keeps trying to apologise to all the fans of Jennifer Aniston (Pop Sugar)

Rihanna gives love from the balcony (Just Jared)

I think Lola looks 14. Do you? (Cele|bitchy)

Glee star admits to having a breast enhancement (Buzznet)

Jane Fonda has a nicer ass than almost everyone (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Werewolf with an iPhone (Towleroad)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2011 11:15:44 September 20, 2011 11:15:44

What do we think of people who cry at their own movies? (The Superficial)

Are we allowed to roll our yes at Michelle Williams? Because mine are rolling really hard (Dlisted)

Really digging this Girl Dragon Tat poster (Pink Is The New Blog)

Has Anna Faris always had a chest like this? (Hollywood Tuna)

Angelina hangs back with the kids (Pop Sugar)

Lisa Bonet and her husband on the beach (Just Jared)

It still makes me really, really happy when the babies hold hands (Popoholic)

I sighed with relief. Jon Hamm loves Jennifer Westfeldt. Maybe that means she will finally stop with the Nicole Kidman (Celebuzz)

This is just a bad angle, right? Right? (Amy Grindhouse)

No surprise. Amanda Peet dressed herself like sh-t at the Emmys (Go Fug Yourself)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2011 11:52:58 September 19, 2011 11:52:58

A quick note for those of you in Vancouver who’ve been asking about the party next week - it’s September 28th and full details will be posted tomorrow or the day after. Our Toronto events fill up really quickly, and in Vancouver is a smaller venue so my suggestion is to RSVP as soon as you can when the post goes up. Look forward to seeing you!

There’s more to come today including the TIFF overview, Vampire Diaries, and Brange. Keep refreshing and scroll down to get caught up on all very, very long column. In the meantime, please hit up my internet friends:

Your new screensaver? (Dlisted)

Would he be Superman if he was single earlier? (The Superficial)

Someone stole from John Travolta. The Church is mobilising. (Celebedge)

I just thought Nina Dobrev’s dress was so OLD (Hollywood Tuna)

Mad Men on winning (Pop Sugar)

Kristen Stewart at London Fashion Week - that weave works for her, she looks so good (Just Jared)

David Beckham is so cute and funny when he hooks up with Ellen. I don’t even mind the voice. (Cele|bitchy)

Lea Michele told the Gleeks to attack her, but Sarah Hyland won’t bend over! (Socialite Life)

Crazy. She’s only 25. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Keanu goes for steak during the Emmys (I'm Not Obsessed)