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April 15, 2011 11:59:05 Posted at April 15, 2011 11:59:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sorry it’ll be a shorter day. I gotta cut out to see my ma and relieve my dad on duty in her room. Will be back on Monday from Vancouver. In the meantime, my blog friends will keep your smut serviced.

I like this WAY better than Born This Way (Dlisted)

You know it’s bad when not even a murdering gangster’s family wants to be associated with you (The Superficial)

Tom Cruise Jr is SO Tom Cruise in his new trailer (Pink Is The New Blog)

Take a look at Kim Kardashian’s spanx (Hollywood Tuna)

Penelope Cruz in leather pants…with Prince! (Pop Sugar)

Here it is: Gwyneth Paltrow covers Adele’s Turning Tables. Thoughts? (Just Jared)

The real Black Swan will not be silenced! (Cele|bitchy)

Penelope Cruz gushes about Gwyneth and Glee (Celebuzz)

From the same country that brought you Kate Middleton… (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Young actresses pillow fight in Vogue (Evil Beet Gossip)

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April 14, 2011 10:52:48 Posted at April 14, 2011 10:52:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Lawrence in GQ: pervy or just the right amount of sexy? (The Superficial)

Reese Witherspoon and Robert Pattinson don’t look like they have much chemistry in their trailer. And this kills the quiver even more (Dlisted)

Glee will soon tell us that Friday comes before Saturday (Popeater)

Oh look, Kate Bosworth doesn’t have to cover her nipples anymore from those horrible, horrible paps (Hollywood Tuna)

Courteney Cox gives a MUCH better interview than Jennifer Aniston (Pop Sugar)

She can walk right into Balenciaga and pick and choose. But for some reason Salma Hayek is making a movie with Kevin James??? (Just Jared)

Anne Hathaway’s legs on Ellen (Popoholic)

That looks like a really complicated dress to put on (Celebuzz)

Amanda Seyfried explains what it’s like to be a movie actress (The Blemish)

I thought upper class girls were supposed to have taste (Go Fug Yourself)


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April 13, 2011 11:07:12 Posted at April 13, 2011 11:07:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

JLo’s best career move keeps paying off (Dlisted)

How Hayden Panettiere has sex with a giant (The Superficial)

Fine, Anderson Cooper. But isn’t the word “ridicuList” kinda ridiculous? (Popeater)

Totally diggin’ this entire Halle Berry outfit (Hollywood Tuna)

Nicole Richie takes her daughter to Disneyland (Pop Sugar)

Chris & Chris and a big hammer (Just Jared)

Kate Middleton: a princess refuses a tiara? (Cele|bitchy)

Gaga hates Hollywood, or so she says (Celebuzz)

I forgot to mention how much Lindsay LOHAN overkills the bronzer blush (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I fail to see how Camille Belle is Shine On “remarkable” (Moe Jackson)

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April 12, 2011 11:53:00 Posted at April 12, 2011 11:53:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am at the airport in Barbados but having a lot of trouble with the wireless so Tingles will have to be it. Will be back with no interruptions tomorrow from Toronto. In the meantime, think of my sore ass. I think it's so burned it's creasing.

Imagine if Katie Holmes had to spell each and every one of these? (Dlisted)

Can we please ban the word “BELIEVE” from tattooing??? (The Superficial)

Um, that’s Nick, cupping Mimi’s Tits (Popeater)

About to become Mrs Caleb Followill (Hollywood Tuna)

Kate Bosworth: it’s almost as if… she knows to cover up, right? (Pop Sugar)

Rooney Mara/Lisbeth Salander and her dog (Just Jared)

That ass. It just doesn’t seem possible (Popoholic)

Thoughts on the heart below Shenae’s eye? (Celebuzz)

Lindsay LOHAN still doesn’t know the difference between “of” and “have” (Pink Is The New Blog)

I don’t mind this look. Except for the hair (Go Fug Yourself)

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April 11, 2011 10:53:44 Posted at April 11, 2011 10:53:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I want you to look at this and then go kiss yourself in the mirror (Dlisted)

I don’t mean to be a horrible bitch, and Tina Fey would disapprove, but I can’t stop staring at the skin right above the band of her bikini (The Superficial)

Britney moves, before and after. Seriously, there are more than a hundred steps missing (Popeater)

Christie Brinkley looks really, really good. In a preserved by gin kind of way, right? (Hollywood Tuna)

MUST SEE: Sean Penn tries to keep up with his young Scarlett and her foot running (Pop Sugar)

Sofia Vergara and the Stooges (Just Jared)

Natalie Portman approves of eggs again (Cele|bitchy)

Damn if only Scott Caan were taller (Socialite Life)

Kate Bosworth is topless, but notice how strategically nothing xrated is actually showing? Coincidence or conspiracy? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

You probably hate it but omg I have to have this dress (I'm Not Obsessed)

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April 8, 2011 10:40:23 Posted at April 8, 2011 10:40:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hey y'all,

Normally I rant a bit about all the travel Lainey gets to do but honestly, flying without a personal TV screen? Not Interested. So really, we have the better deal here –

- Duana

I never understood horse girls. But it's possible she could explain them to me . (Dlisted)

I bet she thinks if she pretends she didn't see it, it doesn't count. Like the five second rule. (The Superficial)

If I understand correctly, she's letting the dog walk her. I've had a dog for three weeks so obviously I'm an expert. (Hollywood Tuna)

When on a date, make sure to dress identically so nobody feels uncomfortable. (Pop Sugar)

Why is it I feel like it's this woman who's poised to take over the world, eventually? I love her so. (Just Jared)

What it looks like when you're really not a girls' girl. (Crushable)

An interview in which I might possibly have found him interesting. (Cele|bitchy)

Do you think her girlfriends get annoyed with the perpetual red lip too? Because I can't focus on anything else. (Celebuzz)

In her defense (I can't believe I'm doing this) they do SELL them this way. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I still don't understand why she's getting any criticism at all. She was the GOOD one. (Pink Is The New Blog)


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April 7, 2011 11:28:00 Posted at April 7, 2011 11:28:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

LeAnn Rimes is so proud of her body (The Superficial)

Natalie Portman stutters her rebuttal? (Dlisted)

Lindsay LOHAN is leaking herself for EVERY role (Popeater)

Thoughts on this jeans look? (Hollywood Tuna)

Posh pregnancy sateen – can you see a bump? (Pop Sugar)

Country Bitch’s husband loves to shop (Just Jared)

Do you think models look like aliens sometimes? (Popoholic)

Little Miss Sunshine New Year’s Eve (Celebuzz)

Gird! Colin Farrell + Anton Yelchin! (Towleroad)

Would Tonks wear this? (Go Fug Yourself)

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April 6, 2011 11:06:05 Posted at April 6, 2011 11:06:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well, he just set the new standard for role-begging (Dlisted)

Charlie Sheen Inc, coming soon (The Superficial)

What is with all this cookbook-ing?!?! (Popeater)

Look at those wax hands on Kelly Ripa. They’re like Robert Pattinson’s freaky tea-pouring ones (Hollywood Tuna

Us Weekly counters Reese Witherspoon’s wedding with a Chicken Fried cover! (Pop Sugar)

Granny Freeze shoots a war scene (Just Jared)

I LOVE this Gwen Stefani photo SO much (Cele|bitchy)

A lot of famous people toast the Olsen Twins (Celebuzz)

I keep seeing these people all over the place. The Saturdays really want me to care about them (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Julianne Moore can be Hilary AND Palin (Towleroad)

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April 5, 2011 13:04:35 Posted at April 5, 2011 13:04:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There’s, like, zero chance Miley Cyrus is being really cleverly amazingly Gervais about this, is there? (The Superficial)

Olivia Wilde doesn’t want you to think she’s f-cking Justin Timberlake, kind of (Dlisted)

Are you judging Kate Hudson? (Popeater)

Models and puppies. And that’s exactly what it is (Hollywood Tuna)

Why does Jakey look so impatient? (Pop Sugar)

SUCH a pretty face (Just Jared)

Per your emails, I’m with you – WHY does she have a cookbook? (Popoholic)

Ashley Greene claims she’s not vain (Celebuzz)

Buffy’s daughter has a really, really cute face (Pink Is The New Blog)

When RiRi went Country (Go Fug Yourself)

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April 4, 2011 12:52:50 Posted at April 4, 2011 12:52:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jon Hamm even looks good with dog sh-t (Dlisted)

Miley Cyrus defending Rebecca Black is perhaps, to me at least, the worst thing she’s ever done (The Superficial)

What the F-CK are you saying Rosie??? (Popeater)

Does Posh’s dress make Brooklyn Decker’s breasts look lopsided? (Hollywood Tuna)

Seriously. Nicole Richie’s kids. SERIOUSLY so cute (Pop Sugar)

Hmmm…George Clooney and The Italian Queen have been apart for a while now… (Just Jared)

The Jolie on the move (Cele|bitchy)

College girls love James Franco (Socialite Life)

Reese Witherspoon Elle UK (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Tara Reid actually does look better. The downside: she’s at a Star Magazine party (I'm Not Obsessed)

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April 1, 2011 13:29:33 Posted at April 1, 2011 13:29:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I guess this means Lady Gaga wouldn’t have invited Christina Aguilera (Dlisted)

Courteney Cox has revisited her definition of “Friends”? (The Superficial)

No surprise. Gwyneth Paltrow’s lineage is better than yours. And Madonna is going to be PISSED that GOOP is closer to Kab than she is. (Jezebel

I want a pair of new white jeans but I’m still trying to decide about the ankle zipper (Hollywood Tuna)

Tom Brady getting warmed up (Pop Sugar

Reese Witherspoon: honeymoon can wait and dinner with Chelsea Handler (Just Jared)

Helen Mirren looks lovely in Las Vegas (Cele|bitchy)

Ok, but JLo, when do you find time to coordinate your manicure? (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

So, you know this creature is giving speeches at university campuses now? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

You know, I don’t actually mind Zac Efron’s facial hair. What’s wrong with me? (Buzznet)