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Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 12, 2011 11:27:54 September 12, 2011 11:27:54

I’m writing as fast as I can. Fassy is coming. Gosling too. And Hamm. And some others. And freebies! While I pound it out, please visit my online friends.

Baby Wipes will bust your ass (Dlisted)

Thin Perspective according to Lindsay LOHAN (The Superficial)

The Throne is eating...Oreos! (Celebedge)

See that hip roll would bother me (Hollywood Tuna)

Um, Jennifer Aniston is making Justin Theroux kinda hot (Pop Sugar)

Is Christina Ricci thinnifying again? (Just Jared)

Bad. All one colour and BAD. (Cele|bitchy

Ronaldo’s baby (Socialite Life)

Check it. Clooney’s piece. Vintage Stacy Keibler. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

H7 shops more than you do (I'm Not Obsessed)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2011 10:00:41 September 9, 2011 10:00:41


The Clooney and Pitt carpet photos will be posted tonight as soon as they’re available in addition to other carpet and pap shots from TIFF 2011. Please keep checking back for the latest. ALSO - photos and brief articles will be posted through the weekend so if you want to stay up to date on the festival, hit me up on Saturday and Sunday!

At first I thought Jenny McCarthy was Katie Price. Not a compliment. (The Superficial)

Goddamn Tom Brady. Why do you insist on murdering any lingering quiver I might have for you? (Dlisted)

Someone bends over for Iker. No, not me. (Kickette)

Thoughts on Elisha Cuthbert’s dress? (Hollywood Tuna)

SJP all leathered up. I like it. (Pop Sugar)

Natalie Portman’s child gets arty early (Just Jared)

Really cute dress on Olivia Munn (Popoholic)

How the House of DeSh-t airbrushed the sh-t out of Beyonce (Celebuzz)

A mess. Both of them. (Evil Beet Gossip)

Also a mess. All of her. (Go Fug Yourself)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2011 11:16:52 September 8, 2011 11:16:52

For the first time in my life, I want to be Kathy Griffin (Dlisted)

Can you hear Hugh Grant? “Oh my! Those are the most enormous panties I’ve ever seen!” (The Superficial)

Karl Lagerfeld hates fat legs but doesn’t mind sexual predators (Cele|bitchy

Chris Colfer... drunk queen? (Towleroad)

Please. This is the best pose EVER (Hollywood Tuna)

It’s been a year since she and Michael Sheen started dating in Toronto. But she’s in London. (Pop Sugar)

The Jolie hooks up with another do-gooder and meets with Ridley Scott (Just Jared)

Princess Kate...bakes! (Wonderwall)

Just me or do Dolly’s tits look...smaller??? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson get cute in the kitchen (Pink Is The New Blog)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 7, 2011 10:58:57 September 7, 2011 10:58:57

As IF Tara Reid could ever be “presented” like Katie Holmes (The Superficial)

I want this to be true only if Madonna fans and Gaga fans do battle (Dlisted)

Where is the crown that should be on top of Beyonce’s baby bump? (Amy Grindhouse)

I actually like when Megan Fox dresses casually (Hollywood Tuna)

I also like the way Sandra Bullock looks in skinny jeans (Pop Sugar)

And it’s always good when Hugh Jackman is in a suit (Just Jared)

Leann Rimes tries to contain her fake tits (Popoholic)

JLo is doing a movie with Jason Statham. Discuss. (Celebuzz)

Of course Michael Bay has a girlfriend who looks like this (The Blemish)

Emma Stone wins the box office for three weeks and it looks good on her (Go Fug Yourself)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 6, 2011 11:14:29 September 6, 2011 11:14:29

Good to know all that Botox has frozen her bitch. Because she is still such a goddamn bitch. With an accent! (Dlisted)

Olivia Munn’s cute striped bikini (The Superficial)

Will & Kate give away their car (Celebedge)

Elisha Cuthbert - why the low budget publicity shots? (Hollywood Tuna)

Robert Pattinson goes home with his guitar (Pop Sugar)

Kit Harington. Model shots. Go. Now. (Just Jared)

Fangbangers flock to New York (Cele|bitchy)

It’s official: Hugh Jackman headed to Broadway! (Socialite Life)

Lindsay Lohan doesn’t wear a bra, and yes this is a new headline (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Taylor Lautner: so young, and already speaking in platitudes (I'm Not Obsessed)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 2, 2011 11:24:00 September 2, 2011 11:24:00

Jakey’s exes are meangirling him (Dlisted)

Photographed by the same dude who keeps taking pictures of Lindsay Lohan so... you know. (The Superficial)

I’m with Kathy Griffin here (Towleroad)

Determined to be gross (Hollywood Tuna)

Wow. Kingston Rossdale looks so old and grown up here. And then there’s Zuma. I LOVE Zuma. (Pop Sugar)

Kate Winslet’s anti-botox league best friend gets her face rearranged by a magazine (Just Jared)

Yes, and pretty soon they UK tabloids will report that Angelina Jolie has been f-cking her kids’ ponies. (Cele|bitchy)

Elle Fanning in a really cute outfit (Buzznet)

Please Pippy. PLEASE GET BACK TO THIS SOON. (Evil Beet Gossip)

Heinous Gold (Go Fug Yourself)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2011 12:07:29 August 31, 2011 12:07:29

This shoot is almost over, but not quite. So I’ll leave you today with some shots of Hot Harry on a Horse to beg your forgiveness that the content has been so light the last couple of days. Tomorrow it all goes back to normal. Anyway, this is Harry at the WellChild Awards, after lighting it up in Croatia last weekend, in the pool with the honeys. Today is a different Harry though. It’s a different day. A very significant one. I love that he is deliberate about how he spends it.

If you squint, this actually totally could be Matthew Fox (Dlisted)

Performance art requires a prosthetic penis (The Superficial)

Is he comparing her to Kristen Stewart or Katie Holmes? (Wonderwall)

This pose is better than her usual blow kiss one (Hollywood Tuna)

The Jolie and children and don’t ask me to name them since I always get them wrong anyway (Pop Sugar)

George Clooney’s ex girlfriend is a job description AND a dream, yes (Just Jared)

Alexander Skarsgard mentions Kate Bosworth (Cele|bitchy

Heigl on the beach (Celebuzz)

Leather shorts on Rose McGowan (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I love Kelly Clarkson so much (Towleroad)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2011 11:08:00 August 30, 2011 11:08:00

I’m at a shoot today and tomorrow that’s taking up a lot of my time which is why the site in the afternoon might be a bit light. Have been trying to get up super early to get through some content but there may be still an interruption to your gossip schedule. Should be fully back to normal on Thursday when I get home to Vancouver. A thousand apologies for the inconvenience and thanks for your understanding. Also, I still miss Beyonce’s fetus.

Lindsay Lohan you desperate stupid bitch (The Superficial)

Becks is judging the fat guy (Dlisted)

LeAnn Rimes continues to pattern herself after the first wife (Amy Grindhouse)

Even when it’s blurry, Bar’s ass is ridiculous (Hollywood Tuna)

Kate Hudson in a bikini after baby! And guess what colour? (Popsugar)

Jakey’s exes are hugging (Just Jared)

Cheryl Cole emerges! (Popoholic)

If you still care about Glee, here’s a sneak peek (Celebuzz)

Wishful thinking, or did no one care about her at the VMAs? (The Blemish)

Zoe Saldana…her shoes…again (Go Fug Yourself)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2011 11:00:01 August 29, 2011 11:00:01

Jennifer Aniston’s new best friend caught snorting in the bathroom…? (Dlisted)

All I could think about during Chris Brown’s performance was his Jonas thigh thickness (The Superficial)

Katie Holmes rebels? (Celebedge)

When Jersey Sh-ts meets a plastic surgeon (Hollywood Tuna)

Brad takes the kids to a movie (Pop Sugar)

SJP puts Carrie out of her misery (Just Jared)

Colin Farrell and his bulge (Cele|bitchy)

Sean Penn grosses me out (Socialite Life)

Dina Lohan up close…still better than her daughter (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Hayden P and the nerd herd (I'm Not Obsessed)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2011 11:29:28 August 26, 2011 11:29:28

Sinead need a dick. For real. She needs a dick. (Dlisted)

Ricky Gervais got all skinny to be Jesus (The Superficial)

My people hate Lady Gaga and boy bands (Wonderwall)

Celebrities can ride bikes in high heels (Hollywood Tuna)

Kate and Ryder enjoying London (Pop Sugar)

This woman is charitable, but she is DUMB. (Just Jared)

Oh f-ck WHY??? Katherine Heigl is NOT Kathleen Turner!!! (Cele|bitchy)

A very Bieber Christmas! (E! Online)

I think I would have a better chance pitching a screenplay (Evil Beet Gossip)

Um, I may have been playing with my hair and stroking my neck while watching this (Pink Is The New Blog)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2011 10:55:03 August 25, 2011 10:55:03

Please send a copy of this to Chris Brown, thank you (The Superficial)

Jim Carrey had to go on Twitter to explain this was a joke which says a lot about Jim Carrey’s sorry joke of a career (Dlisted)

Sigh. Sasha and I just spent several minutes remembering Aaliyah (Wonderwall)

I think I can actually see the scalp burn on Katy Perry’s head from all that colouring (Hollywood Tuna)

I’m sorry...but I think I’m becoming obsessed with these two. Have I mentioned that already? (Pop Sugar)

Never thought I’d say this but... I really want Sarah Michelle Gellar to be the biggest thing on tv this season (Just Jared)

She really does have lovely forever child legs. Is that offside? (Popoholic)

Courteney Cox: no makeup, salt water (Celebuzz

Two girls told Alexander Skarsgard they’re great kissers (ONTD)

If Katy Perry were like Lindsay Lohan, she would sue Paris Hilton (Go Fug Yourself)