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Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2011 11:49:33 August 11, 2011 11:49:33

Breasts in Hollywood must be perkier, I swear (The Superficial)

Gwyneth Paltrow’s very expensive, very exclusive, very better than you taste (Dlisted)

Emma Stone’s bright pink shoes (Pop Sugar)

Ricky Martin on life inside the closet (Towleroad)

I want Blake’s stripy dress (Hollywood Tuna)

The Jolie hops on a helicopter (Just Jared)

What possible storyline could this serve??? (Popoholic)

Bieber is bright pink too (Celebuzz)

Hilary Duff is not dead and what is the point of a death hoax? (Buzznet)

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s dress is sh-t and she’s super desperate but somehow she got a regular tv series out of that prostitution MOW she did last year (Go Fug Yourself)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2011 12:21:53 August 10, 2011 12:21:53

Picture Him On Top Of You (Dlisted)


I can’t decide if I think Jesse Eisenberg’s comment is really honest or really pretentious and annoying (Cele|bitchy)

This bomb ass body has had something like 15 kids. Ok, maybe just like 3. But you know, the same. (Hollywood Tuna)

Ryan Gosling and a naked lady with paint all over... I cannot look at this too long. I cannot look at this too long. (Pop Sugar)

Why am I just realising how beige Dianna Agron is? (Just Jared)

Viola Davis might be bringing home an Oscar AND a baby in the same year (WonderWall)

So they’re making a movie about The Hills people. As other great scripts continue to eat sh-t and dust. (Amy Grindhouse)

Hate what they did here to Leighton Meester’s hair (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I love the way Kate Moss flops around with her nipples all over the place and feels nothing (ONTD)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2011 11:18:30 August 9, 2011 11:18:30

I wouldn’t wear these pants, but on Rihanna, they just seem so right (The Superficial)

Jeremy Irons will touch you. And if you have a problem with that, it’s only because you are a poor communicator (Dlisted)

Kate Bosworth has a new boyfriend, have you heard? Or do you need to see more pictures? (Pop Sugar)

What is this person? Am I supposed to know? (Hollywood Tuna)

Nope. Adam Levine still doesn’t do it for me (Towleroad)

When the sister gets successful, will the Lohan get jealous? (Just Jared)

Charlize Theron looks really stressed all the time (Popoholic)

Ugly Betty as a cop (Celebuzz)

See??? This is why I try to defend Anne Hathaway! (Pink Is The New Blog)

I really, really did love what Nina Dobrev wore at Teen Choice (Go Fug Yourself)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 8, 2011 11:33:44 August 8, 2011 11:33:44

It’s been a lot more than 7 hours and 15 days (Dlisted)

Sometimes a one piece is so much sexier than a bikini (The Superficial)

Colin Farrell shouts out his son (Celebedge)

I wonder if I’d like Avril’s shoes more if someone else were wearing them (Hollywood Tuna)

Ryan Gosling, a blonde boyfriend (Pop Sugar)

Taylor & Taylor together again! (Just Jared)

What was up with all the Glee this weekend? (Cele|bitchy)

Gaga goes to Britney (Socialite Life)

What’s worse? A pilot drinking in flight or getting blown? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Apparently some f-cking idiot is paying each of these twats a million to attend a party (I'm Not Obsessed)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2011 10:57:33 August 5, 2011 10:57:33

All the daddies and all the babies on a boat (The Superficial)

Beysus doesn’t want to leave GOOP’s house (Dlisted)

Bieber wears a f-ck you along with his Jesus tat (Pink Is The New Blog

Oh yeah. Remember Rose McGowan? (Hollywood Tuna

Jennifer Aniston wears boyfriend jeans with her boyfriend (Pop Sugar)

Blake Lively almost skateboarded in a bathrobe (Just Jared)

Kelly Osbourne is being twatty about everyone (HolyMoly)

Freida Pinto and Dev Patel - SO CUTE together (Celebuzz)

The soldiers Don’t Stop Believin’. And they are adorable. Best part of my day. (Towleroad)

But the HAIR!!! The Hair!!! Is so sh-t!!! (Go Fug Yourself)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2011 11:04:40 August 4, 2011 11:04:40

Lindsay LOHAN goes to Coldplay. She should totally be friends with Kate Bosworth (The Superficial)

You know, Nicole Kidman doesn’t actually look that bad as a skank (Dlisted)

Us Weekly says the Jolie is bored in London toy shopping every day with the girls (Pop Sugar)

Your weekly hit of Annalyne McCord and her favourite pose (Hollywood Tuna)

Such. A. F-cking. Loser. (Just Jared)

I am obsessed with this kid (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Even Rossum’s body is Rossum (Popoholic)

It’s a cute dress, but why does Kristen Bell make it so boring? (Celebuzz)

Helen Hunt goes surfing (Evil Beet Gossip)

Kiki D looks great in Elle UK (Go Fug Yourself)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2011 11:58:23 August 3, 2011 11:58:23

Please. Let’s not talk about this until it comes from something that won’t get denied in 5 minutes (Dlisted)

She’s perfect to him because that’s what he’s demanding of her (The Superficial)

Am I crazy because I like what she’s wearing? (Hollywood Tuna)

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux seem like they’re on one giant holiday (Pop Sugar)

But would Beyonce be in a video for Kelly’s song? (Just Jared)

Tom Cruise Jr is already compensating in cars (Buzznet)

JLo already has 24 hour nannies (Cele|bitchy)

Sigh. Jason Bateman is so f-cking cute (Celebuzz)

Ashley Greene hasn’t figured out that she only earns pennies for the paps (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I sound like a pig here but, like, from a photographer’s photography arty point of view...are these shots really all that special? Because for this particular the subject, she pretty much handles that on her own. (Pink Is The New Blog)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2011 11:14:57 August 2, 2011 11:14:57

When I went to Barbados, there were certain places even leggings weren’t allowed – proper pants only, which, clearly doesn’t apply to Rihanna (The Superficial)

Would you watch LeAnn Rimes watching her food? (Dlisted)

They need extensions because they keep frying their hair (Hollywood Tuna)

This is the most interested I’ve ever been in Heidi and Spencer, only because it’s so f-cking pathetic and sad. Follow the links. (Gawker)

Sarah Michelle Gellar shoots more Ringer (Pop Sugar)

Jay-Z and Beyonce in the Hamptons...without Gwyneth (Just Jared)

This is a better way to style her hair, but ultimately I just don’t think she suits it (Popoholic)

Cory Monteith is scruffy in New York (Celebuzz)

This wedding is actually a commercial (Amy Grindhouse)

I cannot decide if I’m into this. Like, I actually can’t find my opinion (Go Fug Yourself)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2011 08:09:37 August 1, 2011 08:09:37

As mentioned earlier, we have a 5 hour drive home now back to Vancouver after the holiday weekend in (most of) Canada. Smut will be back on full service tomorrow. Or, if anything breaks, late this afternoon. For now, please enjoy the stylings of my online gossip friends. Also, I learned this weekend that I suck at waterskiing and am really good at water-surfing.

Incompetent. Stupid. Management. (Dlisted)

The Batman fighting Bane. It looks so ridiculous in real life, when you’re not sitting in a movie theatre, doesn’t it? (The Superficial)

Better this than a tattoo that says “breathe” (Towleroad)

Not getting married, don’t wear a bra (Hollywood Tuna)

Katie Holmes – that is the strangest hip to pant leg ratio (Pop Sugar)

Hugh Jackman, you don’t need to suck in (Just Jared)

Kellan Lutz could have had the role of Edward in Twilight. But Jerry Curl chose to step aside for Robert Pattinson (Cele|bitchy)

He thinks he’s Fabio now (Socialite Life)

When Ashley Greene is all one colour... (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I couldn’t find a dress like this if I tried. Where do scabs shop? (I’m Not Obsessed)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2011 12:05:35 July 29, 2011 12:05:35

What is UP with her makeup??? (Dlisted)

Puppy Love on a t-shirt (The Superficial)

Freida is lovely in green (Go Fug Yourself)

That’s a child wearing Cher’s costume (Hollywood Tuna)

Reese Witherspoon in a bikini and she looks so happy on her honeymoon (Pop Sugar)

NO. Do not suggest this. Because it’s boring! (Just Jared)

Probably bullsh-t but wouldn’t it be great if Madonna had a cellulite-off with those bitches? (Cele|bitchy

Russell Edgington married! (Towleroad)

Alex Trebeck is a badass (The Blemish)

Becks on the beach with his boys but no Harper (Pink Is The New Blog)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2011 10:58:23 July 28, 2011 10:58:23

This sh-t is TIRED. (The Superficial)

I feel like Paz just puts it on now. Everyone’s into the Paz now. It’s time to move on. (Dlisted)

Sandra Bullock’s little Louis has a newsboy cap too! (Pop Sugar)

Tami Taylor in purple y’all! (Hollywood Tuna)

Chloe Moretz already loves covering magazines (Just Jared)

Jean shorts never look like this on me (Popoholic)

Leighton loves her dog more than her mother and… can you blame her? (Celebuzz)

I could only make it through 30 seconds of this. Not because it’s bad, because it’s hard to tell, but because it’s like being WITH a Twi-Hard while it touches itself which… I might need an entire day to recover (Evil Beet Gossip)

Denise Richards wishes she didn’t get fake breasts (ICYDK)

Um, why is Gaga dressed so…normally??? (Go Fug Yourself)