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Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2011 08:09:37 August 1, 2011 08:09:37

As mentioned earlier, we have a 5 hour drive home now back to Vancouver after the holiday weekend in (most of) Canada. Smut will be back on full service tomorrow. Or, if anything breaks, late this afternoon. For now, please enjoy the stylings of my online gossip friends. Also, I learned this weekend that I suck at waterskiing and am really good at water-surfing.

Incompetent. Stupid. Management. (Dlisted)

The Batman fighting Bane. It looks so ridiculous in real life, when you’re not sitting in a movie theatre, doesn’t it? (The Superficial)

Better this than a tattoo that says “breathe” (Towleroad)

Not getting married, don’t wear a bra (Hollywood Tuna)

Katie Holmes – that is the strangest hip to pant leg ratio (Pop Sugar)

Hugh Jackman, you don’t need to suck in (Just Jared)

Kellan Lutz could have had the role of Edward in Twilight. But Jerry Curl chose to step aside for Robert Pattinson (Cele|bitchy)

He thinks he’s Fabio now (Socialite Life)

When Ashley Greene is all one colour... (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I couldn’t find a dress like this if I tried. Where do scabs shop? (I’m Not Obsessed)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2011 12:05:35 July 29, 2011 12:05:35

What is UP with her makeup??? (Dlisted)

Puppy Love on a t-shirt (The Superficial)

Freida is lovely in green (Go Fug Yourself)

That’s a child wearing Cher’s costume (Hollywood Tuna)

Reese Witherspoon in a bikini and she looks so happy on her honeymoon (Pop Sugar)

NO. Do not suggest this. Because it’s boring! (Just Jared)

Probably bullsh-t but wouldn’t it be great if Madonna had a cellulite-off with those bitches? (Cele|bitchy

Russell Edgington married! (Towleroad)

Alex Trebeck is a badass (The Blemish)

Becks on the beach with his boys but no Harper (Pink Is The New Blog)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2011 10:58:23 July 28, 2011 10:58:23

This sh-t is TIRED. (The Superficial)

I feel like Paz just puts it on now. Everyone’s into the Paz now. It’s time to move on. (Dlisted)

Sandra Bullock’s little Louis has a newsboy cap too! (Pop Sugar)

Tami Taylor in purple y’all! (Hollywood Tuna)

Chloe Moretz already loves covering magazines (Just Jared)

Jean shorts never look like this on me (Popoholic)

Leighton loves her dog more than her mother and… can you blame her? (Celebuzz)

I could only make it through 30 seconds of this. Not because it’s bad, because it’s hard to tell, but because it’s like being WITH a Twi-Hard while it touches itself which… I might need an entire day to recover (Evil Beet Gossip)

Denise Richards wishes she didn’t get fake breasts (ICYDK)

Um, why is Gaga dressed so…normally??? (Go Fug Yourself)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2011 11:24:00 July 27, 2011 11:24:00

Another example of how love or lust can make you do stupid, stupid things (Dlisted)

Oh look, is Blake Lively playing herself in a movie again?
(The Superficial)

Matthew Lewis’s future eats in Spain (Pop Sugar)

Too soon? (Buzznet)

Anna Paquin looks super cute in a black and white dress (Hollywood Tuna)

Emma Stone’s mom has the best feet (Just Jared)

Beyonce wants to own Goop (Cele|bitchy

Ashlee Simpson hangs out with some sketchy people (Celebuzz)

Remember when you all thought Katie Holmes was pregnant three months ago? When can we stop bumpwatching? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

The crusade against airbrushing (E! Online)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2011 10:56:59 July 26, 2011 10:56:59

Dads and sons don’t go to the ballgame anymore? (The Superficial)

See? Now imagine you’re a nerd who only gets out once a year! No wonder they’re strokin’ it in the washroom! (Dlisted)

Sofia’s purple gives a Smurf blue...fur? (Hollywood Tuna)

I actually can’t believe we’re seeing Diane Kruger in sweats (Pop Sugar)

Jessica Alba is luminous (Just Jared)

She has a perfect body for white jeans (Popoholic)

Parents fight over their kids over Twitter. Class! (Amy Grindhouse)

Vagina Virgin in a peacoat (Celebuzz)

Jakey & Maggie stand up for dad (Pink Is The New Blog)

This...was a little extra for Comic-Con. But the dress itself was really quite beautiful (Go Fug Yourself)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2011 10:54:44 July 25, 2011 10:54:44

Um, MUCH prefer Matt Damon bald to this (Dlisted)

Comic-Con is great, but they let in a LOT of riffraff (The Superficial)

Adele on Amy Winehouse (OMG!)

I really, REALLY want Bar Rafaeli and Blake Lively to pose in bikinis side by side (Hollywood Tuna)

Kate and Matt are making sure the firstborn still has fun (Pop Sugar)

In person...she is INCREDIBLY beautiful (Just Jared)

Oh look. Lindsay LOHAN is super serious about community service (Cele|bitchy)

I met him this weekend. And he has many advantages over Kellan Lutz. Including the ability to walk and talk at the same time. (Socialite Life)

Pippa keeps training (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Why do I feel like Christie Brinkley would be a MESS on a reality show? (I'm Not Obsessed)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 22, 2011 11:58:40 July 22, 2011 11:58:40

Poor you, Chicago (Dlisted)

Hot Minka on a horse holding a gun (The Superficial)

Ryan is on dad duty while Reese is on her honeymoon (Pop Sugar)

Vanessa’s honeymoon bikini (Hollywood Tuna)

So...she can’t stand him either (Just Jared)

Vintage Adele (Towleroad)

Jennifer Aniston’s hero! (Cele|bitchy)

Geek jizzing over The Hobbit (Holy Moly UK)

Single JLo back in sweats (Celebuzz)

Nikki Reed has great legs but I’m not sure about her career (I'm Not Obsessed)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2011 12:07:02 July 21, 2011 12:07:02

Marc Anthony joins the mile high club of cheaters (The Superficial)

Scarlett gets hungover by an Olsen reject (Dlisted)

Please stay clean this time Whitney (Pink Is The New Blog)

I’m sorry, but I really hate Vanessa Hudgens’ new hair (Hollywood Tuna)

Becks works off his one serving of Risotto (Pop Sugar)

Can’t see Jen’s toe but she’s still holding hands (Just Jared)

Considering how much plastic surgery happens in China, of course they’d be into Megan Fox’s face (Popoholic)

Edward and Bella don’t look like they’re into the nerds
(Celebuzz)

Adele’s morbid thoughts (Evil Beet Gossip)

Two years and the answer to Why Is Camilla Belle is still eluding me (Go Fug Yourself)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2011 12:41:17 July 20, 2011 12:41:17

Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton and her sore spot! (Dlisted)

THIS is why I’m worried for the children (The Superficial)

Sometimes I’m not even sure these really are shots of Gaga (Go Fug Yourself)

Apart from the green hat, I am all over RiRi’s steeze (Hollywood Tuna)

Rob Pattinson, his dog, and his BFF (Pop Sugar)

George Clooney makes Ryan Gosling wet (Just Jared)

The Italian Queen got RICH off Clooney (Cele|bitchy

Just me, or does this alternate ending to Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows sound ridiculous? (Pink Is The New Blog)

Little LOHAN’s very strange daywear (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Tyra Banks is a Little Monster? (Celebuzz)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 19, 2011 10:50:38 July 19, 2011 10:50:38

Please. How amazing is this News of the World executives testimony happening right now? Did you see Wendi Deng go all Chinatown on that shaving foam attacker? This is what I mean when I describe the ways of my mother the Chinese Squawking Chicken. We don’t mess around in Chinatown.

Stephanie Seymour called the cops on her kid but not because he popped a boner for her (The Superficial)

Anderson Cooper in a mystery location that will likely become the site of the next international incident during which he will become the story instead of covering the story (Dlisted)

The Jolie eats crickets. Does that explain the skinny? (Pop Sugar)

Will & Kate move in (E! Online)

Is it possible that Taylor Momsen’s ass is saggy? (Hollywood Tuna)

The Fannings represent the teens, and on growing up famous (Just Jared)

Are you trying to be Elizabeth Taylor? (Popoholic)

Swifty covers Baby Bieber (Celebuzz)

This little sloth is tired (Towleroad)

PEOPLE f-cks up Kate Middleton’s cover (Go Fug Yourself)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2011 11:02:36 July 18, 2011 11:02:36

What if much of that money was already spent on injectibles and stuffing? (Dlisted)

Would you be ok if your boyfriend touched your tit in front of your brother? (The Superficial)

Bradley Cooper will be Lucifer (Huffington Post Entertainment)

Hilary Duff thinks she’s Hedwig (Hollywood Tuna)

Picture this dress on Jennifer Garner (Pop Sugar)

Shia LaBeouf goes everywhere with the girlfriend...which must be intense (Just Jared)

Paz tries to explain why she’s always drunk and taking her clothes off (Cele|bitchy

James Franco, the director. So if the movie isn’t good, it can ONLY be his fault, right? (Socialite Life)

Lindsay Lohan gets her breast grabbed and I yawn (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Um, why are people playing Justin Bieber at a wedding??? (I'm Not Obsessed)