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March 22, 2011 13:05:00 Posted at March 22, 2011 13:05:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton’s black hole does not accept non-whites (The Superficial)

I feel like I’m being forced at gunpoint (Dlisted

Seriously, why is Qantas so far up John Travolta’s ass? (Popeater)

Ashley Greene has been papped every day since her “breakup” with Joe Jonas (Hollywood Tuna)

OMG. I need these twin pyjamas (Pop Sugar)

Country Bitch honours George W Bush (Just Jared)

Sigh. Who actually cares whether or not Eva Longoria is single? (Popoholic)

Um, how old is Juliette Lewis’s new boyfriend? I want one too (Celebuzz)

More evidence that the new Wonder Woman might suck (Pink Is The New Blog)

It’s the way she’s posing, in combination with the pink and the bow – Duana would say: stop dressing like a CHILD (Go Fug Yourself)

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March 21, 2011 11:19:29 Posted at March 21, 2011 11:19:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hey Gossips,

Lainey is in the air, probably with the noblest intentions of working, but also shamefully sneaking Morning Glory again. I always feel self conscious about my choices of entertainment on the plane, don't you? I think that's why they added the 'documentary' section. Anyway, with that, we have me, on Tingles! Let's see how I do...

-Duana


This is a far, far better idea than the other, Taylor Momsen rumour I heard today (Dlisted)

Can this be true? Can she really have done something so lacking in original creation? (The Superficial)

So what I am to understand is, even she's not pretty enough to advertise drugstore lipgloss? (Popeater)

I told Sasha last week some people don't look good in white. I meant me, but I guess she's in my club too. (Hollywood Tuna)

The thrust of this story is "Clooney charms locals". It may as well be "Rain continues wetting streets, grass". But it still makes me giddy... (Pop Sugar)

I want her to write a book of advice aimed solely at Taylor Momsen (Just Jared)

This is the kind of deliciousness that can kill your productivity all afternoon...enjoy. (Cele|bitchy)

Self help from Janet Jackson. Better or worse than Shannen Doherty's? (Socialite Life)

Can I request a date stamp on these, please? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I KNEW President Bartlett was hurting over all this Tiger Blood. He sounds detached, though... (I'm Not Obsessed)

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March 18, 2011 11:04:14 Posted at March 18, 2011 11:04:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Exactly. Why does Glee get to be so sucky pants and not get called out on it? (Dlisted)

Look at this. Look at how Lindsay Lohan enjoys a basketball game with her SHIRT UNBUTTONED (The Superficial)

Charlie > Lindsay because she cares too much? (Popeater)

I guess you have to give it to her for putting those boots with that dress (Hollywood Tuna)

Amanda Seyfried is happier than ever now that Ryan Phillippe may have knocked up some other girl (Pop Sugar)

Handsome. Just in time for the weekend. (Just Jared)

Do NOT encourage Katie Holmes. Please! (Cele|bitchy

From this angle, Fried Chicken doesn’t actually look so bad (Evil Beet Gossip)

Taylor Momsen: all that try-hard bassassery, and still no one cares (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Is James Franco wearing pink lipstick? I really like that shade (Towleroad)

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March 17, 2011 10:18:04 Posted at March 17, 2011 10:18:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Suri Cruise and Miss Zahara should have a cut-eye-off! (The Superficial)

How F-CKING DUMB IS THIS BITCH?!? (Dlisted)

Jodie Foster defends Mel Gibson but doesn’t want him around…? (Popeater)

Jessica Alba is so pretty when she’s pregnant (Hollywood Tuna)

Ryan Gosling with the fans! (Pop Sugar)

Sienna seems to really like this coat (Just Jared)

This broad is SO famous over here in the UK and I don’t get it (Popoholic)

Katy Perry + Kanye – you like? (Buzznet)

Totally feeling Becks in a headband (Pink Is The New Blog)

When Katherine Heigl had good hair. You’ve forgotten, haven’t you? (Go Fug Yourself)

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March 16, 2011 12:30:27 Posted at March 16, 2011 12:30:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hi Gossips,

Lainey’s just getting into London. Posting a couple more pieces after Tingles (one written on her Blackberry). She’s also tweeting throughout the trip at www.twitter.com/laineygossip. – Jacek


GMD’s favourite treats! (Dlisted)

The Situation DEFINING fontrum (The Superficial)

Like mother like daughter – sad (Popeater)

Age-defying hottie (Hollywood Tuna)

Liking Minka even more now (Pop Sugar)

I’d laugh but I take Barney for pees in my slippers in the back lane, so I get it (Just Jared)

Jodie the contrarian. Maybe she thinks puppies are evil too (Cele|bitchy)

I’d call this a downgrade, no? Or is it? (Celebuzz)

Best real titties making the blog rounds nowadays (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Joe Jonas blue steel (Pink Is The New Blog)

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March 15, 2011 11:24:59 Posted at March 15, 2011 11:24:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Um, why isn’t Tila Tequila up for this job? She was born for it. (The Superficial)

Young star + coke video…and it’s NOT Lindsay Lohan (Dlisted)

Eva Longoria can apparently still cover magazines (Popeater)

This girl is way too hot to be with that cheese (Hollywood Tuna)

I bet you Sasha’s looking for this caftan muumuu right now (Pop Sugar)

Do you think maybe Derek Jeter’s shirt is opened a wee too much? (Just Jared)

As if Avril Lavigne could make those jeans look that good (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

You can buy Miley’s wardrobe (Celebuzz)

A Vancouver Canuck makes a gay site (Towleroad)

At her age and she doesn’t have to wear a bra. Big ups Sharon Stone, big ups. (Go Fug Yourself)

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March 14, 2011 10:46:21 Posted at March 14, 2011 10:46:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tingling you from St Andrews, Scotland today! The golf-ness around here is amazing. I wish I brought my clubs. Then again, it’s cold and “dreich” which is how they say “drizzly”. I am in LOVE with this country so hard.

Have you run out of Bitch Pleases for the Lohans? (Dlisted)

Do NOT want to see an Usher sex tape. But if they have any footage of their breakup, I’m all over that (The Superficial)

Bitch Fights between belligerent men (Popeater)

Princess Catherine hard ass body in a white bikini (Hollywood Tuna)

Ashlee wanted to make sure Pete doesn’t think she’s f-cking his friend. Or something. (Pop Sugar)

Emma Stone curls up to play Skeeter (Just Jared)

Sigh. How much do you miss Madonna? (Cele|bitchy)

Renee is Bradley’s biggest cheerleader (Socialite Life)

Teresa Palmer is another one of those girls who looks different from minute to minute (Popoholic)

Daniel Radcliffe is ok with you asking about his personal life (I'm Not Obsessed)

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March 11, 2011 11:32:06 Posted at March 11, 2011 11:32:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Squawking Chicken would never do this (Dlisted)

Scientology babies are more advanced than yours (The Superficial)

Katherine Heigl goes short. You like? (Popeater)

Can Fergie pull off these pants? (Hollywood Tuna)

George Clooney cup o’ soup (Pop Sugar)

Jakey on the cover of Men's Journal (Just Jared)

LOVING Rihanna’s Vogue cover (Cele|bitchy)

What Alyssa Milano’s trailer looks like (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I don’t like Reese Witherspoon’s heels with skinny jeans (Moe Jackson)

Kinda into this look. But only for Chloe Sevigny (Celebuzz)

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March 10, 2011 13:07:56 Posted at March 10, 2011 13:07:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My question is: when can we expect a drunk Vegas wedding? (The Superficial)

Next up: Charlie Sheen, the Scientologist? (Dlisted)

Dancing With the Xenu Sh-ts (Popeater)

Disagree if you have a penis but I see this and I say GROSS (Hollywood Tuna)

Rachel Zoe and Posh should have a pregnancy skinny-off (Pop Sugar)

America and Robo? And where will the chemistry come from? (Just Jared)

Ellen Page just tickled my lady wood (Popoholic)

The Brits and the Bieber, they’re not immune either (Celebuzz)

Miley Cyrus, roughneck (Pink Is The New Blog)

Tyra Banks’s Fug Hall of Fame? (Go Fug Yourself)

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March 9, 2011 11:58:32 Posted at March 9, 2011 11:58:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jared Followill – from Ashley Greene to Miley Cyrus: upgrade or downgrade? It’s a classic sh-t vs diarrhoea debate! (Dlisted

Anyone who WANTS to be his goddess deserves to be his goddess (The Superficial)

The Warlock has no cash money??? (Popeater)

Sofia Vergara. Isn’t that enough? (Hollywood Tuna)

Gwen & Gavin 14 years? Has it been that long? Why is life so fast? (Pop Sugar)

Um, are we SURE we want this girl representing Women’s Health? (Just Jared)

Haven’t even read this bullsh-t yet but the visual of the Brange kids giving their parents the beatdown is kinda hilarious (Cele|bitchy)

Who should Gaga collaborate with next? (Buzznet)

This is legal now but that doesn’t mean it’s right (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

What Duana says redeemed yesterday’s Glee (Towleroad)

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March 8, 2011 10:27:43 Posted at March 8, 2011 10:27:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is what replaced Scarlett Johansson for Ryan Reynolds. Um. Well done. (The Superficial)

I read a headline today about pole dancing that involved Emma Roberts. So now in my mind she’s, like, pole partners with this guy (Dlisted)

See? The Suri Soother debate rages on! (Popeater)

Miley in leopard looks even older (Hollywood Tuna)

Gangster Brad Pitt (Pop Sugar)

I LOVE this Cameron Diaz poster (Just Jared)

Can’t decide if I like this hairstyle. Help me. (Popoholic)

Definitely don’t like Mila Kunis’s outfit last night. Doesn’t work on her (Celebuzz)

Eva Longoria – I’d look smug after snogging that too (Pink Is The New Blog)

Sandra’s wearing snakes (Go Fug Yourself)