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Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 15, 2011 11:31:58 June 15, 2011 11:31:58

Jacek, so far, is remarkably calm. That is, his nose hasn’t started sweating yet, which is what happens to him when he’s super stressed. Not in a Whitney Houston way, but it glistens and it’s a dead giveaway. Doesn’t work well for him during poker. I think he’s holding it together because he hasn’t been listening to the people on the radio getting all hyped and crazy. Give it until noon local time though. Then I think he’ll probably spend the next few hours before we have to leave for the game in the bathroom. This may be more information than you need but I’m telling you because it feels like the entire city is suffering from the same anxiety. And when it surrounds you, it’s hard not to feed off of it.

I can’t actually believe that tonight we’ll be at Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final in our city, among the home crowd. I mean... I’ve been on the field at the Super Bowl, and I’ve covered an Olympics, and this...

If you love sport, you know these are the f-cking moments.

Dear Bruins fans – in the spirit of healthy competition, let’s hope for a good one, no matter what the result. Fist bumps!

Also, please, can we keep it chill? No violence, riots, injuries... deal?

GO CANUCKS GO!

Maybe she should release an updated version so she can show off her new stick body? (Dlisted)

Vanessa Hudgens really does have a cute body. When she’s ironing in her underwear (The Superficial)

So Sean Bean is that guy. I don’t find this attractive. (Popeater)

When are Taylor Momsen and Lindsay LOHAN going to hang out on the regular? (Hollywood Tuna)

Keira Knightley and her boyfriend hang out with Steve Carell (Pop Sugar)

As IF Rosie Huntington-Whiteley eats like a normal person (Just Jared)

Reese Witherspoon’s donkey’s are too loud. This is not a euphemism for Julia Roberts’s laugh (Cele|bitchy)

Who comes after Scarlett Johansson? (E! Online)

Gaga’s rather tame outfit. For her. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Look, there’s a member of every immigrant family who dresses like this, ok? I have several, in fact. (Celebuzz)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 14, 2011 11:00:35 June 14, 2011 11:00:35

Tori Spelling compares herself to Diana (The Superficial)

Need to lose a few? Ask Gwyneth to judge you (Dlisted)

Posh wants Eva to be there for LaLa (Popeater)

Really want this Jennifer Lopez dress (Hollywood Tuna)

Drew Barrymore with her boyfriend in red (Pop Sugar)

Olivia Wilde at the Chrysalis Ball (Just Jared)

Emma Roberts’s bitchface doesn’t match her princess dress (Popoholic)

Leighton Meester’s new fringe (Celebuzz)

Ummmm...Christina Aguilera covers W (Pink Is The New Blog)

Nurse Jackie looks so good! (Go Fug Yourself)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2011 11:21:12 June 13, 2011 11:21:12

Kristen Stewart’s award show inspiration (Dlisted)

Sorry to be a major boner killer but I don’t think it’s funny anymore to joke that Selena Gomez is pregnant. Because what if it’s so much worse? (The Superficial)

Kim Cattrall: talking about of her ass, or refreshingly candid? (Popeater)

Body, yes. But Brooklyn Decker’s face? Did you see it at the Movie Awards? I dunno... (Hollywood Tuna)

Brad Pitt in Malta (Pop Sugar)

Emma Watson covers Vogue and talks about being a pain in the ass (Just Jared)

WANT Jennifer Aniston’s tuxedo jacket so badly! (Cele|bitchy

The Glee Boss? (Socialite Life)

Christie Brinkley is skinny and a lot of work is happening here, right? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Oh look! January Jones has a friend! (I'm Not Obsessed)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 10, 2011 12:04:03 June 10, 2011 12:04:03

Does Russell Crowe smell a little Mel Gibsony here? (Dlisted)

I hope a Justin Bieber fan didn’t have anything to do with this (The Superficial)

Another Lannister on the way (Popeater)

End your week with an overflowing Christina Hendricks (Hollywood Tuna)

Robert Pattinson looks good in his pants for a change (Pop Sugar)

James Franco honours Brad Renfro but isn’t this a commercial? (Just Jared)

Elle Fanning high fashion (Cele|bitchy)

What does Gielse have to do with Morgan Freeman? (Celebuzz)

Paz is naked. What’s new? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Will.I.Am’s Jessica Simpson moment (Pink Is The New Blog)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2011 11:17:15 June 9, 2011 11:17:15

Hayden Panettiere is an honourary Kardashian: hard for athletes (The Superficial)

This person is a great, generous mother (Dlisted)

Errrmmmm...this Ben Affleck story is FULL of smutty tingles! (Popeater)

Lips these days are getting ridiculous (Hollywood Tuna)

Pippa is back to white (Pop Sugar)

Lisbeth Salander’s real life boyfriend (Just Jared)

Ashley Greene makes everything look like it’s from Forever 21 (Popoholic)

I think Ashton Kutcher looks hot here. What’s wrong with me? (Celebuzz)

Scarjo was clingy??? (Evil Beet Gossip)

Yellow and terrible!!! (Go Fug Yourself)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2011 12:17:04 June 8, 2011 12:17:04

Baby father drama! (Dlisted)

First that f-cking varsity jacket, now he’s losing his hair. Maybe it’s the ‘roid juice (The Superficial

Sarah Palin is meangirling Elisabeth Hasselbeck (Popeater)

Rihanna’s hot pink stage booties (Hollywood Tuna)

Gwen revives the Harajuku (Pop Sugar)

Lady Gaga can get away with it. And Victoria Beckham canNOT (Just Jared)

Adele and Hot Harry? Imagine the songs that might come out of that??? (Cele|bitchy)

I sent this to Duana, Sarah, and Sasha last night. We were all pissing, pooing, and farting from hysterics (Towleroad)

Is there anyone who doesn’t think Christina Aguilera is gross? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

JLo doesn’t look totally awful in red sateen (Buzznet)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 7, 2011 11:16:18 June 7, 2011 11:16:18

Someone else agrees with me. January Jones is beige (The Superficial)

I can’t tell them apart and I can’t tell their nipples apart (Dlisted)

Katie Couric vs Judge Judy! (Popeater)

Rosie Huntington Whitely is going everywhere Megan Fox used to go (Hollywood Tuna)

I should have known that Cameron Diaz could not de-cling so quickly.
(Pop Sugar)

When Carey Mulligan wears it, it’s cute and quirky but picture this on Jennifer Garner (Just Jared)

Black cut out dresses are all over the place (Popoholic)

Compare these shots of Scarlett Johansson to the ones I posted earlier (Celebuzz)

Gwen Stefani will no longer go solo. Thoughts? (Pink Is The New Blog)

Someone emailed me earlier wondering if one of the Olsen’s had changed her nose. Can you see it?
(Go Fug Yourself)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 6, 2011 10:59:46 June 6, 2011 10:59:46

Thanks to Sally in DC for sending these along! This is what they’re flying at the Canadian Embassy on Game Days. And...

It’s Game Day!

I posted one of these on Twitter this morning and it’s being passed around now all over Vancouver. Go Canucks Go.

Jacek asked me the other day if they’re all like this. And, well, you know. (Dlisted)

Goddamn Minka Kelly is gorgeous (The Superficial)

Hollywood Ebola... is over??? Shhhh... but cautiously optimistic (Popeater)

Heather Graham hasn’t changed in 10 years (Hollywood Tuna)

Orly and wife with kid go green (Pop Sugar)

Spittle thinks he’s ripped (Just Jared)

Nikki Reed finally gets over Robert Pattinson (Cele|bitchy)

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson head to the party (Socialite Life)

Ummm...these aren’t as racy as Blake’s but I wonder if they don’t have that air about them too (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Cameron Diaz is always in the mood. For that, yes. (I'm Not Obsessed)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2011 11:02:50 June 3, 2011 11:02:50

Will the Beliebers attempt an MTV assassination? (Dlisted)

Famewhore fathers activate (The Superficial)

We can like Cameron Diaz again! (Popeater)

Salma is all sparkly (Hollywood Tuna)

Chelsy Davy’s boozy lunch (Pop Sugar)

Listen to Coldplay’s new song (Just Jared)

Princess Catherine’s Samantha Ronson moment (Cele|bitchy)

Prince William is still not as hot as Harry when he’s on a horse (Pink Is The New Blog)

Trashcan whore is my new favourite expression (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

BB + NKOTB = ! (Celebuzz)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2011 10:56:13 June 2, 2011 10:56:13

Come to think of it, Demi hasn’t been with Ashton as much lately in public. What’s up? (The Superficial)

JLo boner killer: there’s a secret long lost video...but there’s nothing skanky on it?!? (Dlisted)

Oh this is kinda sweet: big sister Porny giving little sister a handout (Popeater)

Holy. Shit. If you exclude the head, this could totally be Chicken Fried 2003 (Hollywood Tuna)

Cinco is SUCH a cute nickname, non? (Pop Sugar)

How does Chelsea Handler explain her “boss” attitude when it comes to Jennifer Aniston. And, ugh, she’s a user of “utilise” too (Just Jared)

Pregnant or not, I want Alba’s clothes. And she looks really pretty without makeup (Popoholic)

Leighton Meester suddenly looks so pure and innocent this week! (Celebuzz)

Becks would ink his balls. And he likes it when dudes smell him (Towleroad)

Total indifference which is probably worse than fug. (Go Fug Yourself)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2011 11:08:09 June 1, 2011 11:08:09

You know, some women REALLY dig this (Dlisted)

Here’s the thing – I actually dislike HIM more than her (The Superficial)

Ryan Phillippe wants to be single for summer too? How long before Olivia Wilde steps in? (Popeater)

Ashley Tisdale looks so much taller in pictures than she actually is (Hollywood Tuna)

First look at Peeta; before our liveblog, please check them out and then comment (Pop Sugar)

Blake Lively’s body really is all over the place right now (Just Jared)

James McAvoy keeps earning our love (Cele|bitchy

Oh yay! More drunken antics with a monkey and an irritating Asian! (Buzznet)

Whatever Selena and Bieber are playing at, while she pretends she’s on his couch post-coital, it’s cracking me up. Which means it’s working? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Sookie the fairy – thoughts? (Pink Is The New Blog)