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February 4, 2011 11:47:00 Posted at February 4, 2011 11:47:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tara Reid is talking about her ass. That’s not a surprise. But listen to the WAY she talks. She talks the way her stomach looks. It’s f-cked up. (Dlisted)

Oh please. That bitch probably thinks she one-upped Halle Berry somehow. (The Superficial)

The MiniVan Majority attacks John Mayer on behalf of Jennifer Aniston (Popeater)

Just in time for the Super Bowl – Jlo’s ass! (Hollywood Tuna)

Do you like the way Alexander Skarsgard wears his pants? (Pop Sugar)

Mila Kunis is STUNNINGLY beautiful (Just Jared)

Sigh. Another great interview from Jon Hamm (Cele|bitchy)

How does Kelly Brook afford to be on vacation ALL the time? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Listening to this just made me really, really miss Destiny’s Child (Pink Is The New Blog)

Ok, this video is So.Much.Crazy. But the best part is Willow Smith reading Eat, Pray, Love. Trying so hard not to be. But I am obsessed. (Celebuzz)

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February 3, 2011 11:21:14 Posted at February 3, 2011 11:21:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

But that’s why Vanessa Paradis is a badass. She doesn’t always have to look airbrushed and perfect. (The Superficial)

MK plays Photo Assumption with Reese Witherspoon and her fiancé. Conclusion: someone misses Jakey??? (Dlisted)

Anderson Cooper: still in the thick of the story, and still the story himself. (Popeater)

Rachel Bilson’s wardrobe is made for being photographed (Hollywood Tuna)

The Italian Queen makes Cavalli look like Cavalli but not as well as Sofia Vergara (Pop Sugar)

Two Olsens of a different combination (Just Jared)

Leighton, late night, legs (Popoholic)

Chemistry Try: Robert Pattinson & Reese Witherspoon (Celebuzz)

The TV Kate Middleton (SheKnows)

Minda Kaling makes a boring colour not boring (Go Fug Yourself)

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February 2, 2011 11:35:00 Posted at February 2, 2011 11:35:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My friend Lorella came up with the best analogy today: Anderson Cooper is the Julia Roberts of reporters. He puts himself in every story. Agree or disagree? (Dlisted)

When Sh-t meets Diarrhoea – but which is which? (The Superficial)

Leighton Meester has arrived: she’s earned a Kanye West fly-by (Popeater)

Mila Kunis really is so f-cking cute (Hollywood Tuna)

She’s a total Why Is, for sure. But Rachel Bilson really does have such a pretty face (Pop Sugar)

Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman namechecks her forehead! (Just Jared)

How to blow and interview a politician by Naomi Campbell (Cele|bitchy)

Joseph Gordon-Levitt is Christopher Nolan’s new pet pupil (Celebuzz)

Is that dirt on her stomach, or an actual shirt? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

How many times did you see Avatar? This is how much James Cameron made off you. (ICYDK)

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February 1, 2011 11:10:00 Posted at February 1, 2011 11:10:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

See? Celebrity Thick Skin: Ashton &Demi edition (The Superficial)

There was some loser running around Toronto pretending to be Brad Pitt a couple of years ago. So I totally buy why this was necessary (Dlisted)

Diane Kruger won’t be Mrs Pacey Witter? (Popeater)

Lindsay Lohan was afraid you wouldn’t notice her during awards season (Hollywood Tuna)

Matt Damon in a Canadian tuxedo and really bad hair (Pop Sugar UK)

Justin Timberlake gets shrinkage for his birthday (Just Jared)

I wonder how Sofia Vergara would interpret this dress (Popoholic)

Was it a real apology? Or one of those – we’re sorry you felt that way… which isn’t actually an apology? (Celebuzz)

I don’t think I’ll ever, ever try a chemical peel after seeing this. Holy. F-ck. (Pink Is The New Blog)

It’s never good when someone famous for some reason you can’t remember decides to dress in a meh colour and a meh dress. Who is this? (Go Fug Yourself)

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January 31, 2011 12:00:46 Posted at January 31, 2011 12:00:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As much as I worship MK, I disagree with him here. LOVE this outfit SO much. (Dlisted)

“Turd” is almost as lame as “Asshat” (The Superficial)

Scarlett and Ryan: keeping it civil, or trying again? (Popeater)

Please Amanda Seyfried. Please don’t say you’re moving in with that loser. (Hollywood Tuna)

Jakey & Atticus! It’s been a while! (Pop Sugar)

Caleb Followill and his gf/fiancée in Nashville (Just Jared)

Um, why is Lea Michele namechecking Fanny Brice??!!?? (Cele|bitchy)

Zac Efron eyes up some Laker Girl ass (Socialite Life)

Scroll down. It’s Sara Carbonero all hot and sweaty (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Channing Tatum + radio seems like an insurmountable task. Like, if you can’t see him, how do you know it knows how to talk? (I'm Not Obsessed)

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January 28, 2011 10:52:34 Posted at January 28, 2011 10:52:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Are there people who don’t love to laugh? How is this an attribute? (Dlisted)

Just like loving laughing, I don’t understand how this actually came out of someone’s mouth for serious. (The Superficial)

Oh hell, look out. Lea Michele major Super Moment (Popeater)

A Kardashian and her nails. Whatever. Remind me to tell you about how long my polish lasted. (Hollywood Tuna)

No, no, this doesn’t help Johnny Depp’s case either. (Pop Sugar)

VERY low cut Lea Michele (Just Jared)

Jude Law is giving RDJ the silent treatment (Cele|bitchy)

Hayden Christensen’s fuller figure to go with his fuller face (Celebuzz)

That man with Selma Blair is really, really tall (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Jennifer Aniston is totally interested. Why didn’t Chelsea pass him off to her? (Pink Is The New Blog)

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January 27, 2011 11:38:33 Posted at January 27, 2011 11:38:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I can’t decide here if Katie Holmes is smirking, or if she’s just tranquilised (The Superficial)

Several possibilities for what John Travolta is doing with his hand (Dlisted)

The Mighty Opes has a screener (Popeater)

Only Leo’s piece could look this good in nude shade lingerie (Hollywood Tuna)

Food poisoning? Or thinnification? (Pop Sugar)

First Bieber, now Willow – Vanity Fair is really offending it’s old subscribers (Just Jared)

Avril Lavigne has a really great body. Too bad about that personality (Popoholic)

Emily Blunt with auburn highlights (Celebuzz)

So…why does Gaga want to smell like the inside of Ebola’s mouth? (The Blemish)

Do you find that everything just looks the same on Diane Kruger? (Go Fug Yourself)

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January 26, 2011 10:18:00 Posted at January 26, 2011 10:18:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I guess you really really don’t know someone. Depressing. (Dlisted)

Real artists paint outside.(The Superficial)

If I were her I would totally accept this invitation. And mash that sh-t up. (Popeater)

Is single Shakira’s ass even better?(Hollywood Tuna)

Jen and Chelsea meet for a...blow...out.(Pop Sugar)

I WENT TO FILM SCHOOL...and then I went to poetry class. (Just Jared)

The only baby Jen is bringing back from Mexico is one that’s filled with herbs. (Cele|bitchy)

What is your 14 year old doing with this? (Anorak UK)

Megan Fox manages to look even skinnier in a loose dress. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Why Zac Efron can’t quite walk away.(Celebuzz)

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January 25, 2011 12:55:29 Posted at January 25, 2011 12:55:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I interviewed Melissa Leo and Denis Villeneuve today, fresh off their Oscar nominations. Turns out gold dust is infectious. They made me giddy. Leo is SO F-CKING AMAZING – her attitude, her hair (!!!), her realness, it’s the first time all week I haven’t minded walking down the street surrounded by Hollywood type douchebag hangers-on who have nothing to offer. As for Villeneuve – INCENDIES is playing right now in Toronto and Vancouver. Go. See.

PS. Another highlight? The real Elmo. Quite possibly the best interview of my entire life. On etalk tomorrow.

For now, please enjoy my bloggy friends.

Not to sound like a total bitch, but given Scarjo’s track record, this guy doesn’t seem goodlooking enough for her (The Superficial)

Jail this bitch. She’s a disservice to women. (Dlisted)

That’s an incentive. Madonna will love you if you lose weight and yap about how it’s the greatest achievement of your life (Popeater)

Fergie is totally sucking in here, but I don’t look like that when I suck in (Hollywood Tuna)

Just hours after receiving her nomination, is Natalie Portman heading to get her baby quilts personalized? (Pop Sugar)

Dianna Agron covers Elle Canada (Just Jared)

My friend Fiona doesn’t think this girl is hot. Obviously she’s crazy. (Popoholic)

Please. This is like saying I poo on the regular. Which I don’t. (Celebuzz)

Yeah. I guess I’d pay to see him in tights with a cape. (Pink Is The New Blog)

They do have a point. Where does one find these things? (Go Fug Yourself)

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January 24, 2011 12:00:27 Posted at January 24, 2011 12:00:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The game we played today: if you found out you were the Mighty O’s secret sister, what would you buy first? A house? Car? Vacation? ALL HER FAVOURITE THINGS??? (Dlisted)

There’s an Olsen who can actually act. (The Superficial)

Regis the cash money diva (Popeater)

I’m actually not sure what “choking the chicken” is a euphemism for (Hollywood Tuna)

Emma Stone and Ryan Reynolds hug before work (Pop Sugar)

Leighton Meester covers Nylon (Just Jared)

He went from Uma…to Chelsea (Cele|bitchy)

Three Whiskers wants you to meet his son (Socialite Life)

At first glance I thought this was a Real Housewife of some sh-t. And she’s not even 25. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Aesthetically, this is good casting (I'm Not Obsessed)

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January 21, 2011 10:48:14 Posted at January 21, 2011 10:48:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I actually don’t mind this. And I don’t mind Willow as Annie either. Are we fighting? (Dlisted)

If you contributed to this, we are DEFINITELY fighting (The Superficial)

Ricky Gervais pretty much tells the haters to f-ck themselves (Popeater)

How is Sofia Vergara even possible? Her body, her everything, it’s CRAZY. (Hollywood Tuna)

There’s Gwyneth and Chris, and then Demi and Ashton. Do they ever do anything apart? (Pop Sugar)

Little Reese, big shoes (Just Jared)

Katie Holmes is addicted to being brainwashed? (Cele|bitchy)

Posh looks pukey! (Pink Is The New Blog)

Look at Megan Fox in the jeans shot. Didn’t Rafa just take a photo like that? (Popoholic)

Twi-Hard paranoia is about to hit an all-time high (Celebuzz)