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January 17, 2011 13:29:45 Posted at January 17, 2011 13:29:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hi Gossips. Lainey’s had back-to-back shoots and all-nighter last night. Tingles is mine today.

PS…I think last night finally knocked Natalie P off the Freebie 5 for good. And no, it’s not cause she wants to make babies. It’s a combination of things that started the day I saw her in sweatpants. You know which one. And now that laugh… brrrrrrrrrr.

PPS…thanks for your patience with the site this afternoon. We’re getting hammered! – Jacek


Sandy no hump Ryan (Dlisted)

KK…this is good…it’s just too much when you turn sideways (The Superficial)

Ricky G’s not coming back (Popeater)

Modern Family jewel (Hollywood Tuna)

Kate and Jamie in assy jeans (Pop Sugar)

Bond’s coming back (Just Jared)

Colin Farrell in LA (Cele|bitchy)

Britney has a new sound? Or the same synthesized, distorted one I hear over and over no matter the song (Socialite Life)

I like sushi (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I really DO NOT understand kids. How this guy continues to cash in makes me angry (I'm Not Obsessed)

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January 14, 2011 15:05:37 Posted at January 14, 2011 15:05:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Fantasy Throwdown: Scarjo vs America’s Sweetheart? (Dlisted)

Girls who put makeup on just to post a picture on Twitter… (The Superficial)

Celebrities aren’t more fertile than you. They just have more money. (Popeater)

Now here’s someone who’s had a blank resume for years (Hollywood Tuna)

If you win this, please ask Jennifer Aniston if John Mayer peed on her (Pop Sugar)

Well here’s a good influence for Keira Knightley after her split (Just Jared)

Ummm…what genius thought Rossum and Vegas would go together??? (Celebuzz)

If she’s so brainy and funny, why is she tweeting her tits? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Christ. Where’s my Grey Goose? It’s an endless barrage of discouragement. (Pink Is The New Blog)

Ballet + KFed: like caviar and Cheetos? (Cele|bitchy)

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January 13, 2011 11:40:00 Posted at January 13, 2011 11:40:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lainey’s off to a screening so I’m stepping in for Tingles. She will be back to write more and we have another piece of hers on the way. In the meantime…

Quick note: Thanks for your emails of “support” about the pics of Stephanie Seymour and her son last week. Glad you all agreed. My take on his recent rebuttal dismissing it because he’s openly gay: I wouldn’t be reaching around my dad’s waist to “accidentally” grab his right nut. Gay or not, it’s still wrong.


- Jacek


Brett Favre is officially doing everything he can to soil his legacy (The Superficial)

I can’t identity who the male is in this picture (Dlisted)

No misfortune for Gaga (Popeater)

Ivanka Trump making her boobies look bigger in Hello (Anorak UK)

I’ve always found Maria bland. No change here (Hollywood Tuna)

Sandy B and son in the snow (Pop Sugar)

Johnny covers EW as Jack (Just Jared)

HF Alba looking sleepy (Popoholic)

Britney snapped outside a dance studio (Celebuzz)

Natalie P takes the prize as the one on my Freebie 5 who is most likely to look like sh-t in an outfit on any given day (Go Fug Yourself)

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January 12, 2011 11:04:06 Posted at January 12, 2011 11:04:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A woman scorned…will out your secret panties! (Dlisted)

Good. Here it is. The beginning of the end. When Snooki tries reinvention. (The Superficial)

Bond! New Bond! (Popeater)

And how will Aunt Julia feel about Emma Roberts’s now? (Hollywood Tuna)

Close ups of Brad Pitt’s face after dinner last night (Pop Sugar)

Rooney’s first Lisbeth magazine cover (Just Jared)

Cammie D snacks at the game (Celebuzz)

Clearly she doesn’t eat Doritos (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Channing Tatum gets taken from behind (Towleroad)

Lea Michele blames someone else. Of course she does. (Cele|bitchy)

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January 11, 2011 11:11:39 Posted at January 11, 2011 11:11:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Does this resolve the Stephanie Seymour situation? (The Superficial)

50 Cent pyramid scheme? Let me guess – Chelsea Handler will conveniently choose to ignore this (Dlisted)

Meg Ryan has found a replacement for plastic surgery (Popeater)

Cammie D in red and pink lips (Hollywood Tuna)

Shelfy and Sienna in the same movie??? (Pop Sugar)

Finally. The Lisbeth Salander haircut. (Just Jared)

This Who is blue (Popoholic)

LOVE the new Kanye/Jay-Z collaboration (Celebuzz)

He really is beautiful. And such a f-cking douche. (Pink Is The New Blog)

A rare miss for Ms Mirren (Go Fug Yourself)

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January 10, 2011 11:02:07 Posted at January 10, 2011 11:02:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Chicken Fried studded Uggs. And her new song. (Dlisted)

The big mystery to me here is why she’s even fronting like she’s embarrassed (The Superficial)

Ryan and Sandy sneaking around? Scarjo devastated? (Popeater)

Kellan Lutz’s useless ex tries to be Mary Katherine Gallagher (Hollywood Tuna)

Rachel McAdams in red for Berlin (Pop Sugar

Nicki Minaj – now there’s a great lipstick (Just Jared)

Porny eats FRIED Oreo cookies? Well, obviously. (Cele|bitchy

Emma Stone. Yep. (Socialite Life)

Skinny supermodels with great tits in Victoria Secret’s summer catalogue (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Jude & Sienna to marry? (I'm Not Obsessed)

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January 7, 2011 12:15:05 Posted at January 7, 2011 12:15:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Minus 5 points: Jakey is the guy who wears shades on the tube (Dlisted)

Um. If you can believe it, Chloe Sevigny actually found a way to do something worse than give Vincent Gallo a blow on camera (The Superficial)

Bieber refuses to talk about his Fever (Popeater)

Rihanna demonstrates how to wear leather pants (Hollywood Tuna)

Katie and Little Sci shop for groceries in Vancouver (Pop Sugar)

Hm. Sandra Bullock looks a little Lisa Linged too (Just Jared)

This turned up as “BREAKING NEWS” on my blackberry this morning. Why??? (Celebuzz)

Obviously I’m a bloated hag, but do you find her nose and her lips are too close together? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Eddie Cibrian’s broke ass dead beat ring purchase (Cele|bitchy

She was the Best Dressed, definitely, at the People’s Choice Don’t Mean Nothin’ Awards (Go Fug Yourself)

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January 6, 2011 11:09:15 Posted at January 6, 2011 11:09:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Szohr wearing paint looks better than Ashley Greene wearing paint. Paint-off of the nobodies. (The Superficial)

Zac Efron tries to make his voice extra deep and uses big words (Dlisted)

So… Sean Penn’s not bitter. At all. (Popeater)

And it begins anew. Lilo’s daily pap fashion show (Hollywood Tuna)

Halle Berry’s kid gets cuter (Pop Sugar)

Mila Kunis. I’m hard. (Just Jared)

Halle Berry’s hair looks good even when she just rolls out of bed (Popoholic)

Was he there for a post break bootycall? Or is he moving his sh-t out? (Celebuzz)

Sometime I think Naomi Watts had twins (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Is this a new song from Britney Spears? (Pink Is The New Blog)

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January 5, 2011 11:54:34 Posted at January 5, 2011 11:54:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Vagina Virgin Thigh Thickness gets The Question. You mean Ashley Greene isn’t working??? (Dlisted)

Justin Bieber's mom pretends to ground him, when really what she’s doing is a financial update (The Superficial)

Of course Blair Waldorf wants to be Gwyneth Paltrow (Pop Sugar)

When Garrett kissed Gwyneth (Popeater)

Where’s Porny’s handholder? (Hollywood Tuna)

The Other Olsen (Just Jared)

Like there was any question that there would be a carriage. Please! (E! Online)

Paz must have been so uncomfortable in all that clothing (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Beysus wears studs on her legs (Celebuzz)

Errm. Does Eva Longoria’s new piece aka Pene Cruz’s brother, look like Jordan Knight? (Cele|bitchy)

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January 4, 2011 11:08:39 Posted at January 4, 2011 11:08:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brett Favre is on the sidelines, but his cock never stops working (The Superficial)

Gwyneth Paltrow finally mentions Chris Martin. And Country Strong opens on Friday. These are desperate times. (Dlisted)

Lady Gaga is the opposite of Gwyneth Paltrow (Popeater

Tori Spelling tries to help you lose your holiday weight (Hollywood Tuna)

So much amazingness in this photo: is Porny about to eat her man? Or kiss him? (Pop Sugar)

Lucky Drake rang in 2011 with Nicki Minaj’s ass (Just Jared)

Gwen Stefani’s super cute bag (Popoholic)

Cory Monteith back in LA after Christmas and New Year in Vancouver (Celebuzz)

Um, do not click if you can’t afford to be distracted by RYAN GOSLING SINGING LITTLE GIRL SONGS (Pink Is The New Blog)

It’s not just unflattering, for Rihanna it’s just so boring (Go Fug Yourself)

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January 3, 2011 13:37:00 Posted at January 3, 2011 13:37:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

NB. It’s still officially a stat holiday in Canada and the UK. So I’m going back to bed. Because there’s a hangover happening and it refuses to f-ck off. There are other reasons too. See below. Be back full time tomorrow.

Meg Ryan: does she bust up a marriage every ten years? (Dlisted)

Demi’s body. But don’t look if you gorged yourself over the holidays. This woman obviously hates food. (The Superficial)

This is why I’m going back to bed. Thoroughly depressing. (Popeater)

Totally forgot to put Chloe Sevigny on my Ass List (Hollywood Tuna)

Matthew McConaughey’s adorable family beach pics (Pop Sugar)

Save of the year: the Afflecks Are All Right (Just Jared)

Kellan Lutz demonstrates that he isn’t actually goodlooking. At all. So…umm… what’s left? (Cele|bitchy)

Fergie’s copper bikini and Josh Duhamel had daisies on his shorts (Socialite Life)

LeAnn Rimes has Courtney Love’s body (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Snort of the day: Paula Abdul says she’s not a drunk (I'm Not Obsessed)