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August 4, 2010 11:11:51 Posted at August 4, 2010 11:11:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Chosen One of Kanye West is not a famewhore (Popeater)

"What Goes Around Cums On My Titties” should be the new anti-homewrecker theme song (Dlisted)

Hilarious gallery of Taylor Momsen’s attempt at teen angst. While SELLING CLOTHES AT MACY’s. (The Superficial)

Some Kardashian overdresses for dinner (Hollywood Tuna)

Mary Kate prunes on Marie Claire and laments her upbringing (Pop Sugar)

Channing Tatum facial hair. Gross. (The FAB Life)

Sex, God, and Katy Perry on Rolling Stone (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Paul Rudd at a Bat Mitzvah awesomeness (Towleroad)

Drew Barrymore on phone sex (Just Jared)

Rumer Willis hair extensions look good and more like Demi...? (Cele|bitchy)

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August 3, 2010 11:33:52 Posted at August 3, 2010 11:33:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Chicken Fried Nipples…but at least her scalp isn’t crawling out to the cameras (The Superficial)

A true translation of Lindsay Lohan’s crank speak (Dlisted)

In 9 months, you’ll be able to pay to go see Bieber’s Fever in 3D (Popeater)

Shelfy’s amazingly toned ass (Hollywood Tuna)

My favourite quote from this JLo article is about how she works it at home (Just Jared)

Gwen and Gavin and their cute boys on the beach (Pop Sugar)

Nude model for Givenchy (Drunken Stepfather)

She looks like Lauren Conrad right? (Popoholic)

It’s more embarrassing that Lindsay Lohan thinks posing for photos now is the same as acting (The Blemish)

Country Bitch Carrie Underwood dresses like Jenny Humphrey – true! (Go Fug Yourself)

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August 2, 2010 12:09:59 Posted at August 2, 2010 12:09:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gisele Bundchen, sanctimonious mother. But her kid was born toilet trained and perfect. So she’s better than you. (Dlisted)

Oh look. She’s eating a penis pop and you’re making her rich (The Superficial)

Um, aside from Jon Hamm, we ALL need to work for Mad Men (Popeater)

Who’s paying for this if Kanye quit her? (Hollywood Tuna)

Becks gives daddy kisses and waves. So cute. (Just Jared)

Kellan Lutz: the douchiest looking putting stance ever (Pop Sugar)

Justin Timberlake’s bad acting kissing. Awkward. (ASL)

Kelly sandwiched by famewhores (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

The travelling children of Madonna (INO)

The Chosen One wants the Jolie to cut her hair (Cele|bitchy)

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July 30, 2010 11:50:46 Posted at July 30, 2010 11:50:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So we’re in Vegas. And you know, all week writing about Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero in California, I’ve been half jokingly conjuring it: that they’ll make the quick trip to Vegas too since they’re in this part of the world anyway. Well, um, as it turns out, Iker and Sara have been sighted in Vegas. At The Venetian.

Jacek and I are at The Venetian. We are always at The Venetian. We love The Venetian. Because suites are standard at The Venetian, and when you spend half the weekday working in your hotel while you’re away, a suite is important.

This… is too much. How will I focus at the tables?

Lady Gaga covers Vanity Fair. Great nail polish (Dlisted)

Ghetto Snatch’s endless Riviera holiday (The Superficial)

The professionals weigh in on Angelina Jolie’s skinny ass (Popeater)

Tits keep publishing (Hollywood Tuna)

Shelfy’s yellow suit (Just Jared)

The coolest thing about Jennifer Aniston is her friendship with Chelsea Handler… which makes Chelsea a little bit less cool (Pop Sugar)

Ohhhh… I like a LOT. Almost as nice to look at as Garrett Hedlund (Towleroad)

Ebola’s strange shaped poison box (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Mark Wahlberg and his 29 kids (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Julia Roberts is beholden to Brad Pitt (Cele|bitchy)

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July 29, 2010 12:09:10 Posted at July 29, 2010 12:09:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is why you become a rock star (The Superficial)

Ed Westwick and his chest fur, shamef-ckingly hot (Dlisted)

Orly Bloom’s wedding ring (Pop Sugar)

Skinny is not necessarily not ghetto. Look at this ass. (Hollywood Tuna)

Some people lose weight and they AGE (Popeater)

Oh look. It’s that famewhore again. And I can never remember her name. (Popoholic)

Peaches at Scott Pilgrim... and Sigourney Weaver! (Holy Moly! UK)

Next time you think your dress is too short... it isn’t. Not compared to this. (Drunken Stepfather)

Posh tries to upstage some other bitch’s birthday in red (Just Jared)

Anna Kendrick’s shoes do not make up for her ill fitting dress (Go Fug Yourself)

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July 28, 2010 11:04:00 Posted at July 28, 2010 11:04:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

LOVE these photos: funny boys in their undies. Or not. (Popeater)

The Jolie taped her nipples – how is this news??? (Dlisted)

What’s involved in freeing Crank: Lindsay’s beauty priorities upon release (The Superficial)

Guy Ritchie’s new piece has a great body (Hollywood Tuna)

Angelina Jolie’s international wardrobe continues to disappoint (Pop Sugar)

Why isn’t Lourdes/Lola modelling these herself??? (The FAB Life)

Whose legs are skinnier? The Jolie or Ghetto Tits? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Gaga makes out in a pool, underwhelming (E! Online)

Porny on Idol? It’s really her best move (Just Jared)

Where Johnny Depp is staying in Hawaii (Cele|bitchy)

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July 27, 2010 10:51:50 Posted at July 27, 2010 10:51:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Madonna’s pharmaceutical baggie? Is that for her face? (The Superficial)

I HATE this version of the Jolie (Dlisted)

No one wants this bitch to dance again. Well then why did you people put her there in the first place??? (Popeater)

We didn’t see her in the Princess Leia secret lounge. Maybe the nerds didn’t invite her. (Hollywood Tuna)

Cory Monteith and the boys be hosts! (Just Jared)

Cammie spends her money (Pop Sugar)

LipGloss wants to carry a big gun (ASL)

This pose needs to be outlawed. Forever. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Oh look – Blake is short, tight, and titty. Per usual. (Popoholic)

She’d probably get nerd-shanked in the Leia Lounge (Go Fug Yourself)

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July 26, 2010 09:40:00 Posted at July 26, 2010 09:40:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What does it mean? It means Little Girl Cranked! (Dlisted)

Oh look. It’s where all the diseases of the world come from (The Superficial)

Sean Penn and his hot model girlfriend (Popeater)

Is the most beautiful couple with the most beautiful baby getting back together? (Hollywood Tuna)

Drew covers Nylon (Just Jared)

Newlyweds go to a movie (Pop Sugar)

When the nerds aren’t stabbing each other, they’re actually doing cool sh-t like this (Towleroad)

Ambrosio on the beach (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Eminem looks back (INO)

Don Draper likes it rough (Cele|bitchy)

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July 23, 2010 12:02:08 Posted at July 23, 2010 12:02:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When you’re broke, you make a lady push your sh-t around (Dlisted)

Shaki! Pink! And that f-cking body! (The Superficial)

Watch this. Sink lower and lower into your seat. Then tell him to Sit has ass DOWN (Popeater)

Halle Berry ridiculously hot in daisy dukes (Hollywood Tuna)

Cammie D and the GMD in France (Pop Sugar)

I would LOVE to see Sandra Bullock in a Daldry movie (Just Jared)

Mila Kunis makes sexy faces at Justin Timberlake. Damn. How do you resist? (ICYDK)

Ebola’s decadent holiday. Thanks God it went to prison once (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Why does Alcide the Werewolf look different in these two photos? (Towleroad)

I LOVE Rihanna’s spotted jumpsuit (Go Fug Yourself)

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July 22, 2010 11:40:00 Posted at July 22, 2010 11:40:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hi Gossips. Helping with Tingles again. More Lainey and Sarah on the way. - Jacek

Hilarious…Hustler mag spoof called “Lindsay Goes to Jail”. Pretty soon she won’t need stand-ins (The Superficial)

Russian mail order extortion? Impossible! (Dlisted)

Coolest teenager making “provocative” videos cause she’s a genius (Popeater)

Kylie MiYESgue (Hollywood Tuna)

Pant/shoe issues or is this cool and I just don’t get it? (Just Jared)

Shower all you want but you can’t cleanse Ebola (Pop Sugar)

Purple hair works for Kelly O (Betty Confidential)

Aniston upskirt?…Almost (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Ali L…hot pregnant (Popoholic)

Cam D working the carpet (Cele|bitchy)

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July 21, 2010 11:34:16 Posted at July 21, 2010 11:34:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hi Gossips. Filling in for Tingles today. Lainey will land and keep blogging in the next couple of hours. Also, we’re going to test out our new server again this afternoon around 3:30 pacific while many of you are still reading. We want to see how the site performs under some load. If you notice anything crazy happening around then, please keep refreshing as your browsers may briefly toggle between servers. And now to Tingles… - Jacek

Winehouse looking like she’d fit right in on East Hastings (Dlisted)

You know it’s bad for Mel “Blow Me or I’ll f-cking curb you” Gibson when he turns to Britney for advice (The Superficial)

I hate skinny jeans but Mila pulls them off here (Hollywood Tuna)

Vote on Katie’s mom hair (Popeater)

Leo shirtless and talking in Rolling Stone (Pop Sugar)

Jude and Sienna on the beach (Just Jared)

Simon Cowell to be a dad. That is going to be one grounded kid (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Longest legs I’ve ever seen…aside from Blake Lively’s (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Sudekis on dating Aniston (The FAB Life)

TomKat reality show? Also…check out Katie in this pic…I didn’t think it was her at first (Cele|bitchy)