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Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2011 12:00:27 January 24, 2011 12:00:27

The game we played today: if you found out you were the Mighty O’s secret sister, what would you buy first? A house? Car? Vacation? ALL HER FAVOURITE THINGS??? (Dlisted)

There’s an Olsen who can actually act. (The Superficial)

Regis the cash money diva (Popeater)

I’m actually not sure what “choking the chicken” is a euphemism for (Hollywood Tuna)

Emma Stone and Ryan Reynolds hug before work (Pop Sugar)

Leighton Meester covers Nylon (Just Jared)

He went from Uma…to Chelsea (Cele|bitchy)

Three Whiskers wants you to meet his son (Socialite Life)

At first glance I thought this was a Real Housewife of some sh-t. And she’s not even 25. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Aesthetically, this is good casting (I'm Not Obsessed)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2011 10:48:14 January 21, 2011 10:48:14

I actually don’t mind this. And I don’t mind Willow as Annie either. Are we fighting? (Dlisted)

If you contributed to this, we are DEFINITELY fighting (The Superficial)

Ricky Gervais pretty much tells the haters to f-ck themselves (Popeater)

How is Sofia Vergara even possible? Her body, her everything, it’s CRAZY. (Hollywood Tuna)

There’s Gwyneth and Chris, and then Demi and Ashton. Do they ever do anything apart? (Pop Sugar)

Little Reese, big shoes (Just Jared)

Katie Holmes is addicted to being brainwashed? (Cele|bitchy)

Posh looks pukey! (Pink Is The New Blog)

Look at Megan Fox in the jeans shot. Didn’t Rafa just take a photo like that? (Popoholic)

Twi-Hard paranoia is about to hit an all-time high (Celebuzz)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2011 10:26:34 January 20, 2011 10:26:34

The other side of Halle Berry? (The Superficial)

The Smiths are taking over…everything (Dlisted

See this is why I want so badly to love Cammie D again. But for that dickhead she’s dating (Popeater)

Marisa Miller modeling all kinds of things (Hollywood Tuna)

LOVE this Gwen Stefani outfit (Pop Sugar)

Janet Jackson is touring (Just Jared)

Winona Ryder makes me sad. Again. With her breasts. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Thoughts on Gaga’s new track? (Celebuzz)

Ummm…Rafael Nadal gives me a boner (Towelroad)

Look at Ebola’s arm. It’s ridiculous. (Go Fug Yourself)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2011 11:51:00 January 19, 2011 11:51:00

Hi Gossips. As stated, full travel day so here goes Tingles. A little more from Lainey to follow. – Jacek

The Silver Fox (is that what they call him?) and Dan Radcliffe to work it together (Dlisted)

Deep thoughts by Kourtney Kardashian: breast milk edition (The Superficial)

Get your MAJOR chills on with this story! (Popeater)

Mila Kunis smoke stack (Hollywood Tuna)

See what I mean about this ass? Scale down those inserts KK! (Pop Sugar)

Desperate for attention red carpet fail, no? (Egotastic)

Prince pulls Meester on stage during his MSG concert (Just Jared)

Charlie’s Angels (Cele|bitchy

Alessandra Ambrosio in Harper’s Bazaar (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Blenderlegs is filling out a bit! Might need a new nickname (Celebuzz)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2011 10:24:53 January 18, 2011 10:24:53

Oh PLEASE. What can this twat direct besides where to put the crystals on her vagina? (The Superficial)

Ricky Gervais still hasn’t been murdered by Elisabeth Moss. (Dlisted)

Why Vince Vaughn’s new movie couldn’t sell (Popeater)

While Jennifer Aniston poses with teddy bears, her young costar wraps herself in a sheet (Hollywood Tuna)

Amanda Seyfried still hasn’t figured out he’s a douche (Pop Sugar)

Jake Gyllenhaal’s godparent lunch (Just Jared)

Scarjo’s champagne tits (Popoholic)

Jennifer Lopez’s Globe dress was an asshole. Her new song…is so much Try to be Britney (Celebuzz)

Hugh Jackman wants you to drink his iced tea (Pink Is The New Blog)

I would scream in terror if I opened my eyes and saw her face in the middle of the night (Go Fug Yourself)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2011 13:29:45 January 17, 2011 13:29:45

Hi Gossips. Lainey’s had back-to-back shoots and all-nighter last night. Tingles is mine today.

PS…I think last night finally knocked Natalie P off the Freebie 5 for good. And no, it’s not cause she wants to make babies. It’s a combination of things that started the day I saw her in sweatpants. You know which one. And now that laugh… brrrrrrrrrr.

PPS…thanks for your patience with the site this afternoon. We’re getting hammered! – Jacek


Sandy no hump Ryan (Dlisted)

KK…this is good…it’s just too much when you turn sideways (The Superficial)

Ricky G’s not coming back (Popeater)

Modern Family jewel (Hollywood Tuna)

Kate and Jamie in assy jeans (Pop Sugar)

Bond’s coming back (Just Jared)

Colin Farrell in LA (Cele|bitchy)

Britney has a new sound? Or the same synthesized, distorted one I hear over and over no matter the song (Socialite Life)

I like sushi (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I really DO NOT understand kids. How this guy continues to cash in makes me angry (I'm Not Obsessed)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2011 15:05:37 January 14, 2011 15:05:37

Fantasy Throwdown: Scarjo vs America’s Sweetheart? (Dlisted)

Girls who put makeup on just to post a picture on Twitter… (The Superficial)

Celebrities aren’t more fertile than you. They just have more money. (Popeater)

Now here’s someone who’s had a blank resume for years (Hollywood Tuna)

If you win this, please ask Jennifer Aniston if John Mayer peed on her (Pop Sugar)

Well here’s a good influence for Keira Knightley after her split (Just Jared)

Ummm…what genius thought Rossum and Vegas would go together??? (Celebuzz)

If she’s so brainy and funny, why is she tweeting her tits? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Christ. Where’s my Grey Goose? It’s an endless barrage of discouragement. (Pink Is The New Blog)

Ballet + KFed: like caviar and Cheetos? (Cele|bitchy)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2011 11:40:00 January 13, 2011 11:40:00

Lainey’s off to a screening so I’m stepping in for Tingles. She will be back to write more and we have another piece of hers on the way. In the meantime…

Quick note: Thanks for your emails of “support” about the pics of Stephanie Seymour and her son last week. Glad you all agreed. My take on his recent rebuttal dismissing it because he’s openly gay: I wouldn’t be reaching around my dad’s waist to “accidentally” grab his right nut. Gay or not, it’s still wrong.


- Jacek


Brett Favre is officially doing everything he can to soil his legacy (The Superficial)

I can’t identity who the male is in this picture (Dlisted)

No misfortune for Gaga (Popeater)

Ivanka Trump making her boobies look bigger in Hello (Anorak UK)

I’ve always found Maria bland. No change here (Hollywood Tuna)

Sandy B and son in the snow (Pop Sugar)

Johnny covers EW as Jack (Just Jared)

HF Alba looking sleepy (Popoholic)

Britney snapped outside a dance studio (Celebuzz)

Natalie P takes the prize as the one on my Freebie 5 who is most likely to look like sh-t in an outfit on any given day (Go Fug Yourself)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2011 11:04:06 January 12, 2011 11:04:06

A woman scorned…will out your secret panties! (Dlisted)

Good. Here it is. The beginning of the end. When Snooki tries reinvention. (The Superficial)

Bond! New Bond! (Popeater)

And how will Aunt Julia feel about Emma Roberts’s now? (Hollywood Tuna)

Close ups of Brad Pitt’s face after dinner last night (Pop Sugar)

Rooney’s first Lisbeth magazine cover (Just Jared)

Cammie D snacks at the game (Celebuzz)

Clearly she doesn’t eat Doritos (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Channing Tatum gets taken from behind (Towleroad)

Lea Michele blames someone else. Of course she does. (Cele|bitchy)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 11, 2011 11:11:39 January 11, 2011 11:11:39

Does this resolve the Stephanie Seymour situation? (The Superficial)

50 Cent pyramid scheme? Let me guess – Chelsea Handler will conveniently choose to ignore this (Dlisted)

Meg Ryan has found a replacement for plastic surgery (Popeater)

Cammie D in red and pink lips (Hollywood Tuna)

Shelfy and Sienna in the same movie??? (Pop Sugar)

Finally. The Lisbeth Salander haircut. (Just Jared)

This Who is blue (Popoholic)

LOVE the new Kanye/Jay-Z collaboration (Celebuzz)

He really is beautiful. And such a f-cking douche. (Pink Is The New Blog)

A rare miss for Ms Mirren (Go Fug Yourself)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2011 11:02:07 January 10, 2011 11:02:07

Chicken Fried studded Uggs. And her new song. (Dlisted)

The big mystery to me here is why she’s even fronting like she’s embarrassed (The Superficial)

Ryan and Sandy sneaking around? Scarjo devastated? (Popeater)

Kellan Lutz’s useless ex tries to be Mary Katherine Gallagher (Hollywood Tuna)

Rachel McAdams in red for Berlin (Pop Sugar

Nicki Minaj – now there’s a great lipstick (Just Jared)

Porny eats FRIED Oreo cookies? Well, obviously. (Cele|bitchy

Emma Stone. Yep. (Socialite Life)

Skinny supermodels with great tits in Victoria Secret’s summer catalogue (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Jude & Sienna to marry? (I'm Not Obsessed)