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Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2011 12:15:05 January 7, 2011 12:15:05

Minus 5 points: Jakey is the guy who wears shades on the tube (Dlisted)

Um. If you can believe it, Chloe Sevigny actually found a way to do something worse than give Vincent Gallo a blow on camera (The Superficial)

Bieber refuses to talk about his Fever (Popeater)

Rihanna demonstrates how to wear leather pants (Hollywood Tuna)

Katie and Little Sci shop for groceries in Vancouver (Pop Sugar)

Hm. Sandra Bullock looks a little Lisa Linged too (Just Jared)

This turned up as “BREAKING NEWS” on my blackberry this morning. Why??? (Celebuzz)

Obviously I’m a bloated hag, but do you find her nose and her lips are too close together? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Eddie Cibrian’s broke ass dead beat ring purchase (Cele|bitchy

She was the Best Dressed, definitely, at the People’s Choice Don’t Mean Nothin’ Awards (Go Fug Yourself)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2011 11:09:15 January 6, 2011 11:09:15

Jessica Szohr wearing paint looks better than Ashley Greene wearing paint. Paint-off of the nobodies. (The Superficial)

Zac Efron tries to make his voice extra deep and uses big words (Dlisted)

So… Sean Penn’s not bitter. At all. (Popeater)

And it begins anew. Lilo’s daily pap fashion show (Hollywood Tuna)

Halle Berry’s kid gets cuter (Pop Sugar)

Mila Kunis. I’m hard. (Just Jared)

Halle Berry’s hair looks good even when she just rolls out of bed (Popoholic)

Was he there for a post break bootycall? Or is he moving his sh-t out? (Celebuzz)

Sometime I think Naomi Watts had twins (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Is this a new song from Britney Spears? (Pink Is The New Blog)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2011 11:54:34 January 5, 2011 11:54:34

Vagina Virgin Thigh Thickness gets The Question. You mean Ashley Greene isn’t working??? (Dlisted)

Justin Bieber's mom pretends to ground him, when really what she’s doing is a financial update (The Superficial)

Of course Blair Waldorf wants to be Gwyneth Paltrow (Pop Sugar)

When Garrett kissed Gwyneth (Popeater)

Where’s Porny’s handholder? (Hollywood Tuna)

The Other Olsen (Just Jared)

Like there was any question that there would be a carriage. Please! (E! Online)

Paz must have been so uncomfortable in all that clothing (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Beysus wears studs on her legs (Celebuzz)

Errm. Does Eva Longoria’s new piece aka Pene Cruz’s brother, look like Jordan Knight? (Cele|bitchy)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2011 11:08:39 January 4, 2011 11:08:39

Brett Favre is on the sidelines, but his cock never stops working (The Superficial)

Gwyneth Paltrow finally mentions Chris Martin. And Country Strong opens on Friday. These are desperate times. (Dlisted)

Lady Gaga is the opposite of Gwyneth Paltrow (Popeater

Tori Spelling tries to help you lose your holiday weight (Hollywood Tuna)

So much amazingness in this photo: is Porny about to eat her man? Or kiss him? (Pop Sugar)

Lucky Drake rang in 2011 with Nicki Minaj’s ass (Just Jared)

Gwen Stefani’s super cute bag (Popoholic)

Cory Monteith back in LA after Christmas and New Year in Vancouver (Celebuzz)

Um, do not click if you can’t afford to be distracted by RYAN GOSLING SINGING LITTLE GIRL SONGS (Pink Is The New Blog)

It’s not just unflattering, for Rihanna it’s just so boring (Go Fug Yourself)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2011 13:37:00 January 3, 2011 13:37:00

NB. It’s still officially a stat holiday in Canada and the UK. So I’m going back to bed. Because there’s a hangover happening and it refuses to f-ck off. There are other reasons too. See below. Be back full time tomorrow.

Meg Ryan: does she bust up a marriage every ten years? (Dlisted)

Demi’s body. But don’t look if you gorged yourself over the holidays. This woman obviously hates food. (The Superficial)

This is why I’m going back to bed. Thoroughly depressing. (Popeater)

Totally forgot to put Chloe Sevigny on my Ass List (Hollywood Tuna)

Matthew McConaughey’s adorable family beach pics (Pop Sugar)

Save of the year: the Afflecks Are All Right (Just Jared)

Kellan Lutz demonstrates that he isn’t actually goodlooking. At all. So…umm… what’s left? (Cele|bitchy)

Fergie’s copper bikini and Josh Duhamel had daisies on his shorts (Socialite Life)

LeAnn Rimes has Courtney Love’s body (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Snort of the day: Paula Abdul says she’s not a drunk (I'm Not Obsessed)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 30, 2010 12:06:25 December 30, 2010 12:06:25

My favourite song to run to now has a video! (Dlisted)

Dylan and I debated about her ass the other day. It is certainly remarkable (The Superficial)

Just when I said that it’s great that Kate Moss doesn’t do anything but model, she turns around and f-cks me (Popeater)

The Alba Bitch on holiday for NYE (Hollywood Tuna)

Ashley Green wants everyone to see what the Vagina Virgin got her for Christmas (Pop Sugar)

Hemsworth honeymooning (Just Jared)

Will Will have more hair on his wedding day? (Cele|bitchy)

Draco spends Christmas at Hogwarts! (Celebuzz)

Beautiful Emily Blunt Vogue photos (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Has Julia Roberts abandoned Rupert Everett? (Towleroad)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2010 13:31:24 December 29, 2010 13:31:24

The cost of cock texting (The Superficial)

Oh. My. Goddamn. Adrien Brody is SO JEALOUS he didn’t think of this first (Dlisted)

Jersey Shore, Shiny Balls, and Hamsters… what’s wrong New York? Isn’t that how you want to start your year? (Popeater)

Rachel Bilson ends the year the way she started: doing absolutely nothing but still getting papped every day (Hollywood Tuna)

The Beckhams are back in LA for NYE (Pop Sugar

Really? She sings? Out of her ass? (Just Jared)

Yes. Let her be Wonder Woman. (Popoholic)

Robert Pattinson gives Twi-Hards a year end present in black and white (Celebuzz)

I WENT TO FILM SCHOOL is insufferable, yes. But I had to laugh at this. (Anorak UK)

Edward Cullen decoy…what? (OK Magazine)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2010 13:17:31 December 28, 2010 13:17:31

William and Kate will scrub their own toilets (Dlisted)

Bar Christmas without Leo. Cue up the breakup rumours (The Superficial)

WHAT????? You’re telling me there was no one more interesting than her ass in 2010??? (Popeater)

I honestly don’t know why anyone would want breasts like this (Hollywood Tuna)

George Clooney’s Christmas present from The Italian Queen: a flesh coloured bikini (Pop Sugar)

Thor marries Adrien Brody’s ex. Well that didn’t take long. Was there a shotgun at that wedding? (Just Jared)

Lilo’s out in a week. Where’s she moving? (Cele|bitchy)

Three Whiskers Orly gets butchy! (Socialite Life)

Were JLove and Samantha Micelli ever on a show together? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Courteney Cox tries to convince you she’s not f-cking her co-star (I'm Not Obsessed)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 24, 2010 10:56:16 December 24, 2010 10:56:16

Zac Efron parts with his precious locks (Dlisted)

Dimensionally defying ass... for Christmas (The Superficial)

What. The. F-CK did they do to Kate Middleton’s face?!? (Popeater)

Eliza Dushku should be more famous (Hollywood Tuna)

Britney’s quick trip to NYC before Christmas (Pop Sugar)

JLo looks great in these jeans (Just Jared)

Courteney Cox’s Christmas man replacement (Cele|bitchy)

Anna Paquin’s pre-Christmas jog (Moe Jackson)

Miley as a pink debutante (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Lady Gaga doesn’t wear pants but gives back A LOT (Celebuzz)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2010 10:53:59 December 23, 2010 10:53:59

Gwyneth Paltrow was inspired by Chicken Fried Britney? (The Superficial)

Jennifer Aniston doesn’t want to be your friend (Dlisted)

What it’s like to holiday with Star Jones (Popeater)

Emmy Rossum is trying to ruin our Christmas (Hollywood Tuna)

As IF JLo needs to go to Kitson in person (Pop Sugar)

Why does it always look like ARod is so BORED to be with Cammie? (Just Jared)

The Alba Bitch in Harper’s Bazaar. Will they “misquote” her? (Popoholic)

Zac Efron eats Subway (Celebuzz)

I love it when athletes walk in a row (Kickette)

Is this what we do now? Ask for self pleasure over text message? (WWTTD)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2010 11:20:25 December 22, 2010 11:20:25

HOW do I get myself an umbrella like this? And do I need to be a billionaire? (Dlisted)

Lilo’s next million dollar lawsuit (The Superficial)

Jennifer Aniston breaking up with Chelsea Handler? No. But she wants you to THINK she broke up with Chelsea Handler (Popeater)

Megan Fox’s replacement models in some magazine (Hollywood Tuna)

Leo D’s pre-Christmas Laker game (Pop Sugar)

Tom Hardy is shirtless with longer hair (Just Jared)

More photos of Hot Harry on a Horse and his flirt game (Cele|bitchy)

So...they’re bonding over cupcakes and they’ll throw them up together after? (OK Magazine)

Lilo gives us a nipple for Christmas (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Ebola and that douche who looks like that murderer Scott Peterson go somewhere (Celebuzz)