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August 30, 2010 12:41:13 Posted at August 30, 2010 12:41:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hi Gossips. Lainey will be landing shortly after an 8-hour flight and an all-all nighter post-Emmys. Don’t know at this stage if she slept so this could be the last post of the day but she’s a bit of a machine and might have a bit more to say this afternoon. If not, here’s what you missed courtesy our partners…

-Jacek


From the files of classy marriage proposals…(Dlisted)

When talent and work ethic don’t bring fame, move to felony (The Superficial)

KK a role model of a different sort (Popeater)

And to close our triple header of famewhoring, here’s a Lilo see through moment (Hollywood Tuna)

Imagine the ego clashes on this set (Just Jared)

Ashton and Demi don’t have enough of each other yet (Pop Sugar)

NPH prepares to marry his twin brother (ASL)

And still more Britney in a bikini (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Sandra bullock helps out in NO (INO)

Bosworth will be dumping more men in the near future if this is true (Cele|bitchy)

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August 27, 2010 11:22:03 Posted at August 27, 2010 11:22:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hi Gossips...filling in for Tingles again today but more Lainey to follow. – Jacek

Photoshop or not, MLP is HOT. Always found her dead sexy in a less obvious way. But this pic? Wow. (Dlisted)

HF #1 telescope upskirt. Sexy overload this morning (The Superficial)

Sure Lilo…complain about the only reason you have any kind of career (Popeater)

More SEX. Bilson in a little red top. Yum. Hate the shorts though. Are these what you call boyfriend shorts? (Hollywood Tuna)

Tell me the Duff hasn’t had a boob job. I don’t remember them like this (Just Jared)

More Britney and boyfriend beach shots (Pop Sugar)

Big Star on a bike. Not feeling this girl at all (ICYDK)

JLo candid – rough night! (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

When Joan Rivers is taking shots at you, you know your career is done (E! online)

KStew (is that what the kids are saying?) wants to sex it up (Cele|bitchy

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August 26, 2010 11:18:00 Posted at August 26, 2010 11:18:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hi Gossips. Thanks for all the ‘love mail’ for not posting your messages during the live blogs. F you too. Kidding. Stepping in for Tingles and we’ll have a bit more from Lainey after that, but it might be a short day because she’ll likely need start shoe shopping in London at sticker prices equal to those in Canada except at a 1.63 exchange. Lovely. - Jacek

Lainey thinks OW is becoming one of those Maxim pieces now but I don’t object one bit (The Superficial)

There’s nothing pea about Brian William’s cock (Dlisted)

Why would she sell the story when she just bagged 100+ million? (Popeater)

Take some fat from your lips and put it on your hips (Hollywood Tuna)

Quality talent on quality programming (Just Jared)

Charlize Thersey (Pop Sugar)

I’m all for big natural titties but these…I just wouldn’t know what to do with them. It’s all too much. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Always a bitch but always a hot one. #1 on the hf list for sure (Popoholic)

SERIOUS bitchface courtesy Drew (the FAB life)

Dear GOD! Someone please intervene (Go Fug Yourself)

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August 25, 2010 10:43:00 Posted at August 25, 2010 10:43:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I don’t know if I can make it through this James Franco movie. It looks TERRIFYING. (Popeater)

I just don’t get what’s so interesting about people having lots of babies and struggling to manage. Really? Like more than Friday Night Lights??? (Dlisted)

Douche and drink at the same time (The Superficial)

How big is Reese Witherspoon’s closet? (Hollywood Tuna)

I’ll show you my private cell phone pics if you go see my movie (Just Jared)

Natalie Portman never ages (Pop Sugar)

Jennifer Aniston’s next career move: threesomes and nudity (Hollywood Life)

Katy Perry has a fit body. But that dress is loose on her (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Miss Philippines like such as, the Iraq, and build up our future, for us (The Blemish)

Naomi Campbell will beat you in the head with hot sauce (Cele|bitchy)

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August 23, 2010 11:49:38 Posted at August 23, 2010 11:49:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

See??? These old school bitches were badass and dirty, so much more so than today (Dlisted)

Lilo wants an apology. Because she was cranked up but wasn’t a crank addict. (The Superficial)

Dear Mel Gibson: when he’s your only defender, you know you’re in some f-cked up sh-t (Popeater)

The one-shoulder offsets Christina Hendricks’s breasts (Hollywood Tuna)

Posh & Becks at the beach house (Just Jared)

Rachel Bilson in a bikini (Pop Sugar)

Scabby’s huge payday just for showing up (ASL)

The Alba Bitch’s bitchface at a photo shoot (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Angelina Jolie: what happened to not working for a while? (INO)

Diane Kruger wants to have Joshua Jackson’s Parisian babies. I’ll get behind her in line. (Cele|bitchy)

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August 20, 2010 11:11:08 Posted at August 20, 2010 11:11:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kylie gives microphone erections (Dlisted)

Has it come to this? LeAnn Rimes sings in a bikini (The Superficial)

Supermodel throwdown: one calls the other a liar, followed by a starve-off (Popeater)

Shaki plumber pants! (Hollywood Tuna)

Swifty gets married (Just Jared)

Cammie D summertime in New York (Pop Sugar)

Fans are ruining the internets (AfterElton.com)

Who has skinnier legs? Whitney Port or Angelina Jolie? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Chicken Fried Stank (ICYDK)

Chelsea Handler has a new man (Cele|bitchy)

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August 19, 2010 11:14:38 Posted at August 19, 2010 11:14:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The breasts are nice, yes, but that’s not all that’s been overlooked (The Superficial)

I totally would apply for this job if she was still with Ben Affleck (Dlisted)

What??? What do you mean the Italian Queen would put out a fake story for publicity??!! (Popeater)

No one I know knows this broad (Hollywood Tuna)

Julia Roberts matron kimono (Just Jared)

Johnny Depp and Vanessa at the pool (Pop Sugar)

Stilettos don’t come off even when she’s horizontal (Drunken Stepfather)

Vanessa Hudgens well accessorised (Popoholic)

Shaki and the bikers (Holy Moly)

Maggie G and Mick Dundee (Go Fug Yourself)

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August 18, 2010 11:12:00 Posted at August 18, 2010 11:12:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Alexander Skarsgard likes it old school (Dlisted)

He works in Vegas, and is a douche. Shocking. (The Superficial)

They’ll be uncovering new Marilyn Monroe photos for years (Popeater)

Christina Ricci in summer pink (Hollywood Tuna)

Swifty’s new album cover (Just Jared)

Becks is back on the pitch (Pop Sugar)

Sharon Stone paints with her son (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Liz Hurley on holiday (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Really cute: Matthew McConaughey and his daughter (Pink Is The New Blog)

Sandra Bullock, gracious to the end (Cele|bitchy)

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August 17, 2010 11:33:29 Posted at August 17, 2010 11:33:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They threw sh-t at her. Is it wrong to laugh? (The Superficial)

This is NOT Madonna and Jesus, although you’d be forgiven if you thought it was (Dlisted)

How they’re selling Glee Season 2 (Popeater)

Heather Graham thinks she’s Little Edie. Please. (Hollywood Tuna)

Now THIS is a magazine cover (Just Jared)

Chicken Fried short shorts heads to work (Pop Sugar)

This seems like a great way to burn boredom ... and calories (Towleroad)

Walking in stilettos on the beach is her big skill (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I don’t think I’ll ever understand why this bitch is so famous (Popoholic)

So the point is, this was a disappointment? (Go Fug Yourself)

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August 16, 2010 12:31:02 Posted at August 16, 2010 12:31:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Brange of a certain crowd? (Dlisted)

Nerds hate famewhores too? (The Superficial)

What happens when you f-ck with Justin Bieber. Pretty funny. (Popeater)

Even when it’s blurry, Cammie D’s ass is tight (Hollywood Tuna)

Um... Lea Michele claims she’s “natural” (Just Jared)

Everyone loves Gwyneth, Jay-Z edition (Pop Sugar)

The money shot: Kristen Stewart kisses Robert Pattinson (ASL)

Mischa Barton’s on some reality show (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

TyTy is sorry she promoted thinnification (INO)

Beyonce will have a baby when she’s good and ready, now f-ck off and stop asking (Cele|bitchy)

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August 13, 2010 11:59:05 Posted at August 13, 2010 11:59:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seriously, enough with the Rihanna linguistics debate. It’s a f-cking tattoo (Dlisted)

Oh. Holy. Jesus. Have you seen Hilary Swank’s body in a bikini??? (The Superficial)

A Chinese David Brent/Michael Scott? I’m not sure my people know how to laugh at that (Popeater)

I really need a summer scarf like Vanessa Hudgens’ (Hollywood Tuna)

Ok this is cute. TOO CUTE. (Just Jared)

Twizzle your TwiHard jizzle (Pop Sugar)

Soccer fans spend a lot of time looking at soccer shorts (Kickette)

Before they locked her away, Lilo pushed her tits together in Maxim (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Katy and her Cali gays (Towleroad)

How Lindsay Lohan is cashing in (Cele|bitchy)