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May 28, 2010 10:59:00 Posted at May 28, 2010 10:59:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Note that the camera does not linger too long on any Madonna body part. Like if you look too long it’ll crumble to dust (Dlisted)

But she’s not MARRIED!!! Will all the Twilight fans call her a whore? (The Superficial)

It’s official: Justin Bieber fans are just as f-cked as Twi-Hards (Popeater)

Kate Hudson wears a short Gwyneth snatch dress and a trench (Hollywood Tuna)

More fashion porn from the Sex & the City 2 afterparty (Pop Sugar)

The Sexual Healing of Russell Brand (Just Jared)

Be thankful they care enough to snap you. It won't last long. (Popoholic)

Gwyneth’s huge ring distracts from the upskirt (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Hoping that Daniel Craig’s gay kiss is for reals but it’s probably not (Cele|bitchy)

Robert Pattinson scribbles (Hollywood Life)

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May 27, 2010 11:17:44 Posted at May 27, 2010 11:17:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

WHY would you want to infect your own army??? (The Superficial)

Justin Bieber thinks he’s a f-cking badass (Dlisted)

If I’m Fergie, I’m accepting Trump’s offer. Especially after this week (Popeater)

Do you like Amanda Seyfried’s flower bag? (Hollywood Tuna)

Ryan Gosling’s caribou sweater (Pop Sugar)

Do you think he Olsen Twins actually wear Steve Madden? (Just Jared)

Ellen Page cast in a movie I seriously can’t wait to see (Jezebel

She didn’t think about the flash when she put on this shirt (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Every time I see her, I just hear Dilemma (Go Fug Yourself)

Male nerd chic: approve or disapprove? (theFABLife)

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May 26, 2010 11:10:00 Posted at May 26, 2010 11:10:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is what makes me crazy. When a f-cking reality show stroller pusher acts like she’s Jennifer Lopez. (Popeater)

Adrien Brody once again validates his dismissal from the Freebie 5…FOREVER (Dlisted)

This lady probably makes more money than Lindsay Lohan (The Superficial

Victoria Beckham in a really, really short skirt (Hollywood Tuna)

Dear Russell Brand: why bother with any buttons at all? (Just Jared)

Heidi Montag is Sean Young (Pop Sugar)

How Heidi Montag talks to God. A must read. (Towleroad)

Miranda Kerr Elle photoshoot (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Rossum the Wookie? (TinselClown)

Katherine Heigl pisses off Ashton Kutcher AND her husband (Cele|bitchy)

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May 25, 2010 13:15:56 Posted at May 25, 2010 13:15:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Someone’s lying. Guess who? (The Superficial)

Tom Cruise + Soul Train = GOLD (Dlisted)

Big ups to Tina Fey. BIG F-CKING UPS. (Popeater)

Vanessa Hudgens running (Hollywood Tuna)

Adrien Brody’s finger is fine. It’s his douche stache that’s the problem (Just Jared)

Zeta Jones and one of the Olsen twins have a black eyeliner-off (Pop Sugar)

Heidi Montag has no friends. No kidding. (The Blemish)

Kate Hudson: the ongoing obsession with her implants (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Renee Zellweger not wearing workout gear, in skinny jeans and heels (Popoholic)

Kiki D looks great in this colour (Go Fug Yourself)

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May 24, 2010 11:34:04 Posted at May 24, 2010 11:34:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s a holiday in Canada today. Am calling it for the rest of the afternoon. Back tomorrow morning.

What you’ll miss most about Lost: Man Nipples? (Dlisted)

Goddamn Jennifer Aniston looks great in a bikini. And just to push it home, she had to tweak her nipples too (The Superficial)

Say “NO” to Cougars? Discuss (Popeater)

Heidi Montag just turned me off ice cream (Hollywood Tuna)

Jakey in the morning (Just Jared)

Robert Pattinson de-limps at the gym (Pop Sugar)

Ryan Phillippe the new McConaughey? (ASL)

Kate Hudson still looks flat in this sweater (INO)

Now it’s even harder to tell those Kardashians apart (Celebitchy)

Kiki D in a bikini: not Aniston but not bad at all (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

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May 21, 2010 11:09:13 Posted at May 21, 2010 11:09:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

One last time this week Gossips. Back to normal on Monday. – Jacek

Oh, oh…I think Tila Tequila’s boobies are looking more real than Granny’s (Dlisted)

Breastfeeding armadillo? (The Superficial)

Liza Minnelli doing “Single Ladies”. Weekend couldn’t be here sooner (Popeater)

Gosselin bikini picture. Strap in! (Hollywood Tuna)

Power double date (Just Jared)

Shirtless Jake poolside in LA (Pop Sugar)

I know someone who tried tanning like this once. Didn’t turn out well (Towleroad)

Ebola flashes some saggy skinny ass (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

My Penelope can do no wrong (TheFABLife)

Another Britney hair meltdown? (Cele|bitchy

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May 20, 2010 11:39:55 Posted at May 20, 2010 11:39:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hi Gossips. Stepping in for Tingles once again. More Lainey stuff to follow. – Jacek

Warrant issued for Lilo’s arrest (The Superficial)

Courtney love is as sexy as a wet fart and is talking about it (Dlisted)

Crub to film in NYC…watch if you’ve never seen it (Popeater)

I’d do this all day if I had boobs. Would get nothing done (Hollywood Tuna)

Granny Freeze does Hong Kong (Just Jared)

RPatz sighting! RPatz sighting! (Pop Sugar)

Scarjo gets a new sister (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

If not for all the plastic and silicone I’d hit it if she didn’t speak (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

My #1 H8f-uck looking hot (Popoholic)

Banks dress fail. I’m not in these girls’ demographic, but they’re a fun read (Go Fug Yourself)

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May 19, 2010 10:45:44 Posted at May 19, 2010 10:45:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’d rather see her with her mouth grill, remember that? (The Superficial)

Nicolas Cage is taking the food/sex relationship a little too far (Dlisted)

New photos of Sandra and Louis! (Popeater)

Katie Holmes is the Robert Pattinson pants: bad (Pop Sugar)

I should try feeling myself up on a yacht (Hollywood Tuna)

Adrien Brody and January Jones? Makes sense. They’ll both never do SNL again (Just Jared)

John Travolta and Kelly Preston are pregnant but I don’t want to write about it because of the lingering sad smut (The Blemish)

Kate Moss dances in her clothes (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Megan Fox and her weird pretend face in Allure (Popoholic)

Porny Simpson’s fancy smells like a hooker? (Go Fug Yourself)

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May 18, 2010 12:01:00 Posted at May 18, 2010 12:01:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hi Gossips. More Lainey posts to follow but Tingles is logistically impossible for her at the moment. PS…got your notes about Steve Buscemi not being a marginal actor. I say to you this: If he isn’t, why does he keep doing Sandler flicks over and over again? - Jacek

Lilo to report to DUI progress hearing on Thursday (Dlisted)

Why am I finding her less annoying by the week? (The Superficial)

The ‘Hoff robbing the cradle (Popeater)

Love her hips. One of many features that have her in my 5 spot (Hollywood Tuna)

Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr. Are they wearing undies? (Pop Sugar)

Oilers were out of the playoff race in December. Comrie’s got a head start on the off-season pudge (Just Jared)

Snap the head back? Who dispels gay rumours like that? (Towleroad)

Jenny McCarthy grabs a new piece of her own (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I’ll take Westwick and Szohr over these two. Ouch! (Holy Moly! UK)

Lilo’s faux Lesbian lover for pub? (Cele|bitchy)

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May 17, 2010 09:15:37 Posted at May 17, 2010 09:15:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jonathan Rhys Meyers is finished. Done. Dead. Over. (Dlisted)

Charlize Theron’s perfect ass (The Superficial)

Is Shia LaBeouf asstalking like Katherine Heigl? Or is this the way to convey the point withOUT asstalking? (Popeater)

Hilary Duff’s giant ring is bigger than her dog (Hollywood Tuna)

Cate Blanchett on W. Is without equal. (Just Jared)

Here: bumpwatch the sh-t out of this (Pop Sugar)

A drunk bitch in Cannes. Shockingly these are not photos of Lindsay Lohan (ASL)

Orly’s piece shows her tits (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

The Whitewashes and their baby travel (INO)

Little Sci never hears NO (Cele|bitchy)

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May 14, 2010 11:05:00 Posted at May 14, 2010 11:05:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hi Gossips. Stepping in for Tingles for Lainey and then more of her stuff on the way. - Jacek

Heathrow on lockdown after hazardous material threat (sort of) (Dlisted)

Law and Order cancelled; spokesperson made the announcement while washing dishes, packing lunch, and brushing her teeth at the same time (Popeater)

Who didn’t see this coming? And from such a talent! Shame (The Superficial)

Peaches looking decent for a change (Hollywood Tuna)

True love lands in NYC (Just Jared)

Hudson, Gaga, Elton saving rain forests (Pop Sugar)

Not sure why Lilo has an entourage, but she does and doesn’t know the rules that go with it (TheFABLife)

Sophie Monk making a career of posting for paps again (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I’d like to offer a helping hand with that, Halle (Tinselclown)

Gabriel Aubry playing the field already. And a killer pic of Halle too (Cele|bitchy)