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May 12, 2010 11:27:23 Posted at May 12, 2010 11:27:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mimi Cheese dresses like Octo Mom (Dlisted

What happens when a proper costume designer dresses Porny Jessica Simpson (The Superficial)

Woah. Dennis Quaid as Bill Clinton. Look. It’s good. (Popeater)

This woman gets photographed so often and I still don’t know who she is (Hollywood Tuna)

The Mighty O + True Blood for Immortal (Just Jared)

Twi-Hards have broken down every second of this clip (Pop Sugar)

Jane Lynch + puppies = Jumpy Claps! (Towleroad)

Why does everything she does feel so tired these days? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

New Directions vs Newsweek! And me too! (E! Online)

Mickey Rourke keeps cheating on her, and she keeps taking it (Cele|bitchy)

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May 11, 2010 11:24:25 Posted at May 11, 2010 11:24:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I like Elisha Cuthbert more now because she has a normal person’s body. But the boyfriend is still… you know (The Superficial)

Some people think she looks like Aaron Johnson’s Sam Taylor Wood and this is devastating to me (Dlisted)

What is Anne Hathaway’s attraction to these shady dudes? (Popeater)

Love Katy Perry’s t-shirt (Hollywood Tuna)

Swifty and Country Bitch go head to head again (Just Jared)

Gemma and Pretty Jakey in the land of Russian drama (Pop Sugar)

e-Trade smacks up the Crank Ass (The Blemish)

I’ve never seen an Asian with such blonde hair (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Supermodel denim onesie (Popoholic)

Jesus. It’s like one giant vagina rug (Go Fug Yourself)

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May 10, 2010 11:08:00 Posted at May 10, 2010 11:08:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Joaquin Phoenix is such an artist he’d even let someone sh-t on him (Dlisted)

You look at Gaga’s hoohoo. I’m looking at her abs (The Superficial)

An old blowhard hates on Justin Bieber. Will soon receive death threats (Popeater)

How is this supposed to cheer the troops??? (Hollywood Tuna)

The strangest combination of actors make a watch commercial (Just Jared)

Sandra Bullock: Mothers Day in New Orleans with Louis (Pop Sugar)

Halle Berry and that gorgeous baby on Mother’s Day (ASL)

More nameless hot ass on Entourage (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

They were born yesterday. Now they’re engaged. (INO)

After the party… Betty White hit the hotel lobby! (Cele|bitchy)

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May 7, 2010 11:03:27 Posted at May 7, 2010 11:03:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Want to smell like Mimi cheese rocks? (Dlisted

Um, the way this bitch is wording her denial sounds awfully like a shady confirmation (The Superficial)

Gold plated filthy scabs (Popeater)

Halle Berry training for custody battle? (Hollywood Tuna)

Nicole Richie is actually not as skinny as Kate Bosworth (Pop Sugar)

Megan Fox and Mickey Rourke: some people would say they’re the perfect couple (Just Jared)

Will Robo Katie become a Pussycat? (Hollywood Life)

Christina Aguilera in a bathrobe (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Gaga’s wind section (Towleroad)

Swifty gives back. Will Country Bitch give some too? (Cele|bitchy)

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May 6, 2010 12:22:56 Posted at May 6, 2010 12:22:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So… there’s Emma Watson. And then there’s this. All class. (The Superficial)

I thought this was about Robert Pattinson (Dlisted)

Sandra Bullock relocates (Popeater)

Kate’s new tits: the debate continues (Hollywood Tuna)

Lea Michele: still annoying even when she’s kissing (Just Jared)

Douchebag in a headband (Pop Sugar)

All about the baddest bitch in Hollywood (Betty Confidential)

Skinny bitches in bikinis (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I wasn’t feeling Scarjo’s look on Craig Ferguson. You? (Popoholic)

Zoe Saldana is exquisite (Go Fug Yourself)

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May 5, 2010 11:04:35 Posted at May 5, 2010 11:04:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Smart move. Conan shuts down the Mighty Opes (Popeater)

A fine example of Jessica Alba’s acting (Dlisted)

Leo’s Bar felt short of Leo’s ex Gisele at the Met Gala (The Superficial)

Anna Kournikova matches her gym gear with her Birkin (Hollywood Tuna)

Airport Porny is so much better than any other Porny (Just Jared)

Scarjo hides while Ryan works a beater (Pop Sugar)

Let me hear your body talk (Towleroad)

He’s probably the only one who would. Also… where are her friends? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Gaga will only come out when summoned by the Opesie God (The Fab Life)

Britney can’t be alone with her boys. And a good photo illustration on how they don’t age (Cele|bitchy)

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May 4, 2010 13:51:35 Posted at May 4, 2010 13:51:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When a philanderer becomes the victim… (The Superficial)

Ummm… Justin Bieber was edumacated in Canada, right? (Dlisted)

Sandy just OWNED Angie Jolie (Popeater)

Is this what Housewives do? Go to the beach every f-cking day? (Hollywood Tuna)

Chris Pine and… Elizabeth Banks? (Just Jared)

Oh lawd Jason Stackhouse, I missed you (Pop Sugar)

Mimi’s new big finger sucker (The Blemish)

I’d run naked if I had her body. For reals. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Leo D’s girlfriend cups a rainbow (Popoholic)

January Jones: Poison Ivy? (Go Fug Yourself)

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May 3, 2010 11:11:13 Posted at May 3, 2010 11:11:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Warbled Chicken Fried Britney was the first to Gaga Telephone? (Dlisted)

The mysterious marks on James Franco’s arm (The Superficial)

Madonna talks about Sean Penn’s ass (Popeater)

Nope. I officially don’t like Lolita Panettiere’s hair (Hollywood Tuna)

Euro Cheese Douche Ebola Victim on the cover of Vanity Fair (Just Jared)

Halle takes Nahla to the beach post break-up (Pop Sugar)

Matthew McConaughey’s baby mother is a bitch? (ASL)

The other Duff shows up somewhere for some reason (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Gwen and Gavin travel steeze (INO)

Lilo plays porn star. Next step: Dancing with the Sh-ts (Cele|bitchy)

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April 30, 2010 12:30:13 Posted at April 30, 2010 12:30:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What Heidi Montag will look like in a month (Dlisted)

Yay! Say Yay for the girls we are raising! (The Superficial)

Madonna’s diary!?!? (Popeater)

Fergie’s rock star outfit (Hollywood Tuna)

Brad Pitt and the children play play play (Just Jared)

Gisele and Tom and the boys play play play (Pop Sugar)

Christina Aguilera rips off…everyone? (Towleroad)

More shots of Manslinger’s enhancements (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

While Chris Brown is still a whiny bitch, Rihanna looks beautiful shooting a video (ICYDK)

Mother Crazy defends her Daughter Anorexic (Cele|bitchy)

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April 29, 2010 13:04:35 Posted at April 29, 2010 13:04:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I would have a drug problem too if that happened to my face (The Superficial)

Brad Pitt gets pissy faced (Dlisted)

How Sandy kept her secret (Popeater)

Never mind the Chicken Fried nips, that’s another busted f-cking wig (Hollywood Tuna)

Robert Pattinson is powerful with Gaga (Pop Sugar)

I initially thought this read Gerard Butler Curly Anus (Just Jared)

OK Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady… THIS is excess (E! Online)

Dumb Hair + Dumb Twat = True Love (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Heather Graham’s chest ornamentation looks like a stab wound (Popoholic)

The Fug Girls don’t like jumpsuits. I love jumpsuits. Especially on Naomi Watts. You? (Go Fug Yourself)

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April 28, 2010 11:15:14 Posted at April 28, 2010 11:15:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I think Gwen knew already. You? (PopEater)

These kids are smarter than all The Hills twats combined (Dlisted)

Beysus boob flash! (The Superficial)

Jesus Christ! Porny’s Tonight Show tits!!! (Hollywood Tuna)

Robert Pattinson and his bad wash jeans head for Vancouver (Pop Sugar)

Abbie Cornish has such a generic face (Just Jared)

The plans to save Whitney Houston (Cele|bitchy)

After Ebola, all your bitches go to sh-t (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW) 

This made me hate Mark Wahlberg a little (Towleroad)

I just… I can’t… would you rather wear this dress? Or Heidi Montag’s face for a day. CHOOSE (Tinselclown)