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April 28, 2010 11:15:14 Posted at April 28, 2010 11:15:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I think Gwen knew already. You? (PopEater)

These kids are smarter than all The Hills twats combined (Dlisted)

Beysus boob flash! (The Superficial)

Jesus Christ! Porny’s Tonight Show tits!!! (Hollywood Tuna)

Robert Pattinson and his bad wash jeans head for Vancouver (Pop Sugar)

Abbie Cornish has such a generic face (Just Jared)

The plans to save Whitney Houston (Cele|bitchy)

After Ebola, all your bitches go to sh-t (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW) 

This made me hate Mark Wahlberg a little (Towleroad)

I just… I can’t… would you rather wear this dress? Or Heidi Montag’s face for a day. CHOOSE (Tinselclown)

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April 27, 2010 11:20:59 Posted at April 27, 2010 11:20:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lohan crack tweeting runs in the family. And all of them cry wolf. (The Superficial)

Titty Trauma is my new favourite emergency (Dlisted)

Shaki sings for the world (Popeater)

Twitter is for boob shots (Hollywood Tuna)

Xtina gets dirrrrty with God (Just Jared)

How come the Depp kids and the Brange kids aren’t playing? (Pop Sugar)

Full body spanx camel toe (The Blemish)

Dolly Parton’s > Heidi Montag’s (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Kate Beckinsale doing nothing, getting ready for Cannes (Popoholic)

I love what Kiki’s wearing (Go Fug Yourself)

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April 26, 2010 11:22:41 Posted at April 26, 2010 11:22:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sometimes my Blogger friend doesn’t come either. But you just do. (Dlisted)

Ebola’s bones in a bikini walking around infecting sh-t (The Superficial)

The MiniVan Majority has become aware of my obsession. Let the judging begin (Popeater)

Rihanna. Vanity Fair. Yes. (Hollywood Tuna)

Daniel Craig wearing the shiiiiiit out of his jeans (Just Jared)

Moms in frilly bikinis: approve or disapprove? (Pop Sugar)

Gisele Bundchen is a hypocrite about her house (ASL

How to take on Salma Hayek’s Balenciaga boots (Tinselclown)

Naomi Watts in shades, leather jacket, and gratitude for the Freeze? (INO)

RDJ loves teasing GOOPy (Cele|bitchy)

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April 23, 2010 11:14:00 Posted at April 23, 2010 11:14:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hi gossips. Tingles is a bit tough for Lainey to do while in Barbados so I’m going to do it one last time this week. This should get you caught up on anything we’ve missed today. More Lainey posts to follow. Jacek.

What’s the likelihood of getting back a Rolex left a Lilo’s? (Dlisted)

Apparently even Britney’s dad hates her wonky nipples. Up or down. Decide already! (The Superficial)

Sandy B. to meet with hardly-a-bombshell? (Popeater)

A storefront mannequin sitting on a couch (Hollywood Tuna

Someone tell Marc he’s inside please (Just Jared)

Beyonce in a bikini (Pop Sugar)

JLo sings Happy B-Day as Marilyn (Hollywood Life)

Some try hard chick in a lingerini (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I’d come out for $20 million too and I’m not gay (Towleroad)

Charlie Sheen continuing to prove he’s all class (Cele|bitchy)

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April 22, 2010 11:18:16 Posted at April 22, 2010 11:18:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hi gossips. I’m stepping in for Tingles as a result of a bad internet connection and a quick mid-day shoot. Lainey posts resume shortly. Jacek.

Elin’s done. Tiger’s single. A spot just opened up in his ‘sex addiction’ therapy sessions (Popeater

High society - money grabbers going after a cranked-out famewhore (Dlisted)

Photoshop or plastic surgery? One or both but certainly not the real thing (The Superficial)

Is Scabby’s make-up some kind of joke here? Or is this for real? (Hollywood Tuna)

Aniston shooting in Maui looking perky (Just Jared)

Pitt mopping up the streets of Venice with his nasty beard (Pop Sugar)

Peaches Geldof loves monkey ass. Get out the clippers (Holy Moly!)

Sienna in cut-offs (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I wonder if these chicks could do a front crawl or if their fakies would keep buoying them into a backstroke (Popoholic)

The Fug girls comment on this chick’s dress. All I’m thinking is motorboat (Go Fug Yourself)

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April 21, 2010 10:35:08 Posted at April 21, 2010 10:35:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seriously. At this rate I should start tweeting about my poo (Dlisted)

Gaga gets her curves back. GOOD. (The Superficial)

Sandra Bullock: first the photo, now the real plans. She is throwing down. (Popeater)

She even poses when she’s getting rained on (Hollywood Tuna)

Madonna wins the night (Just Jared)

Sienna & Jude head home (Pop Sugar)

Swifty Superhero! (E! Online)

You know, if she wasn’t stamped all Shore styles, she’d be kinda cute (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

The Bachelor channels the GMD (Towleroad)

What Miss Zahara wants, Miss Zahara gets. But it won’t be a wedding (Cele|bitchy)

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April 20, 2010 11:06:56 Posted at April 20, 2010 11:06:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Herpes-Ebola cocktail courtesy classy drunks (The Superficial)

Betty is an eager hot dog muncher (Dlisted)

Sandy B emerges without her ring (Popeater)

Don’t find this chick the least bit hot (Hollywood Tuna)

Bosworth and Skarsgard poolside (Just Jared)

Jennifer Aniston at her best – the nips are back!! (Pop Sugar)

PETA’s latest whipping girl is a real thinker (The Blemish)

Heather Graham shows her boobies in some flick. Always liked…them (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Great h8 f*ck. See what I mean? I’ll explain later (Popoholic)

The “labial wedgie” analyzed (Go Fug Yourself)

Written by Jacek

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April 19, 2010 10:29:49 Posted at April 19, 2010 10:29:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kristen Stewart: he says butch, I say SO cute (Dlisted)

Lindsay Lohan is half a million dollars in the hole. And she’s not making it up at Coachella (The Superficial)

This is how it looks like to smell like Jennifer Aniston (Popeater)

This is not my Christina Hendricks (Hollywood Tuna)

Jesus and Madonna vs the volcano (Just Jared)

George Clooney and the Italian Queen on the beach and bikinis (Pop Sugar)

Taupe Taupy birthday party (ASL

Dude. If you have to resort to this, TV is all you will EVER be (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I loved Granny Freeze’s ACMs outfit (INO)

Disagreeing with Ebert on Kick-Ass. You? (Cele|bitchy)

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April 16, 2010 12:21:05 Posted at April 16, 2010 12:21:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kiefer Sutherland’s Drank Dance (Dlisted)

Lilo is going to Coachella. At this point, maybe she does need the Dr Drew method (The Superficial)

The most pathetic attempt to get you to care about an anorexic and the no-name she married (Popeater)

Why do these Twilight people agree to such cheesy photo shoots? (Hollywood Tuna)

Will Betty White make the Roc Sign? (Just Jared)

Jennifer Aniston really IS that unoriginal (Pop Sugar)

Emmy Rossum sugar-rapes a museum (The Fab Life)

Amanda Seyfried gets affectionate with her dog (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Oh Whitney please. Please don’t go back to wack crack (Cele|bitchy)

She is considered one of the most stylish women in the world. Normally. (Go Fug Yourself)

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April 15, 2010 11:01:39 Posted at April 15, 2010 11:01:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lilo bails on court, goes and gets f-cked up instead. What’s up Dina!?! (The Superficial)

This…is bad enough. But imagine – there’s a broad out there who wants to MARRY HIM (Dlisted)

Celine Dion on paper. Read this and hear her voice. It’s The Best. (Popeater)

He says old lady, but I see Susan Sarandon and I can say not many other bitches could make this dress like she can (Hollywood Tuna)

OK so I don’t mean to preach, because I shouldn’t, but should a Men’s Health cover be a smoker? (Just Jared)

Don’t hurt my Jakey! (Pop Sugar)

Angie loves working with Brad (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

So somehow this sh-t got famous. And no one is watching Friday Night Lights. Great. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Gemma Arterton. Great face. (Popoholic)

Amazing! Soft core True Blood. LOOK AT THEIR PRETEND ERIC! (Towleroad)

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April 14, 2010 11:13:11 Posted at April 14, 2010 11:13:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Heidi’s plastics bite the hand that made them (The Superficial)

So what’s worse? Whitney unplugged or JLo unplugged? (Dlisted)

What? Madge doesn’t know Glee??? (Popeater)

My doppelganger is blonde now. But still stank. (Hollywood Tuna

Kellan Lutz bares his nipples. Again. Because, really, what else does he have? (Just Jared)

Becks goes to the game in plaid with cast (Pop Sugar)

Matthew Fox’s flower-losing (The Blemish)

Why does everyone look like a Real Housewife of Something these days? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Scarjo’s great new ads for Mango (Popoholic)

Is he wearing pants…or a diaper? (Go Fug Yourself)