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December 30, 2009 08:57:45 Posted at December 30, 2009 08:57:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Because former working girls always tell the truth on Twitter (Dlisted)

Why is it considered demure to cover your bare breast with a few fingernails? (The Superficial)

Drama in Vagina Virgin Territory, and a countdown to a Jen vs Angie showdown! (Popeater)

Christina Riccie: skinny jeans and a new weave (Hollywood Tuna)

Draco Malfoy on the beach (Just Jared)

The year in Baby Bumps (Pop Sugar)

Mother Knowles loves to gossip (INO)

Gaga…and SuBo? (Cele|bitchy)

Everybody hates Megan Fox? (ASL)

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December 29, 2009 12:17:18 Posted at December 29, 2009 12:17:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Who are the losers who line up for Lohan? (The Superficial)

This is not Kanye West (Dlisted

This bitch claims she’s a model. I’ve not seen her model anything but a blowjob (Hollywood Tuna)

Mr Taupe in boring brown cords (Pop Sugar)

LipGloss at Avatar (Just Jared)

From Christian Slater…to this (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Another Why Is posing in a bikini (Popoholic)

Kesha threw up in Ebola’s closet (Towleroad)

That child’s father is a creepy looking motherf-cker (The Blemish)

The year in tabloid covers. Note Life & Style and Star and In Touch. Sh-ttiest batting average ever (Popeater)

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December 28, 2009 12:39:48 Posted at December 28, 2009 12:39:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nicole Kidman’s face lobster (Dlisted)

Megan Fox nudes weren’t real. But it was so easy to believe they were (The Superficial)

Katy Perry + Timbaland = S&M? (Hollywood Tuna)

Valentine’s Day is anti-gay? (Popeater)

Angelina fur hat reshoots (Just Jared)

Nicole Richie’s adorable family outing (Pop Sugar)

Why can’t she look this good on Gossip Girl? (INO)

Scabby’s disgusting Christmas present to the world (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Dear Jennifer Aniston: you can have Josh Groban. But STAY AWAY from Sam Rockwell (Cele|bitchy)

Leo & Bar again and again and again (ASL)

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December 24, 2009 10:47:10 Posted at December 24, 2009 10:47:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sienna on the beach…but where’s Jude? (The Superficial)

Kung Fu Will Smith Jr (Dlisted)

Awww… LipGloss Zac Efron’s Christmas gift (Just Jared Jr)

Punkass is dating a new douche (Hollywood Tuna)

Leighton Meester picking her wedge on a cover? (Go Fug Yourself)

Gisele & Tom: year in review (Pop Sugar)

Lilo eats and smokes (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

No surprise. Fundamentalists hate Gaga (The Blemish)

The worst kiss and tell ever (ASL)

Chicken Fried not free and it’s probably not a bad thing (Popeater)

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December 23, 2009 11:49:48 Posted at December 23, 2009 11:49:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hi Gossips. Stepping in for Tingles today. We may have more this afternoon but we’re also doing some pre-Holiday errands. Don’t hate if we call it a day. In the meantime check out what our partners are saying. Jacek

Ah yes. Getting kicked out of a Cinderella production for swearing. Happens to everyone, no? (Popeater)

Entourage re-lived. She’s hot btw (The Superficial)

Balloon boy justice (Dlisted)

Sienna Miller in a bikini. A bit of a letdown (Hollywood Tuna)

Milo Ventimiyoungone’s new girlfriend is legal (JustJared)

Matt Damon working off the bulk (Popsugar)

There go Pink’s morning show aspirations (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Paid to defend the indefensible (Cele|bitchy)

Yes, and also that clouds were sugary and soft (INO)

Yes, Rachel, cause you’re the one (Betty Confidential)

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December 22, 2009 11:25:16 Posted at December 22, 2009 11:25:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here’s what every Ed Hardy douche will be doing on New Year’s Eve (Dlisted)

Really. Is that the best way to promote healthy eating??? (The Superficial)

Of course it’s big. It’s for a Country Bitch (Popeater)

Kate Beckinsale goes shopping in white heels (Hollywood Tuna)

Manslinger and family in Aspen (Pop Sugar)

I loved it in the 80s. And I love it Jay-Z styles, especially this video (Just Jared)

Chris Pine’s new piece is a slight improvement on Audrina? (Popoholic)

Get a Gap sweater for Tom Cruise (Towleroad)

Lilo in a bathing suit reading a Newsweek. Some dumbass photo shoot (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

The Fug Girls don’t like the “opposite chaps”. But I really, really do! You? (Go Fug Yourself)

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December 21, 2009 10:16:14 Posted at December 21, 2009 10:16:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The MiniVan Majority and Conformity –no Hollywood kids allowed (Dlisted)

The most photoshopped stomach of ALL TIME (The Superficial)

Rihanna holds up in the blizzard (Hollywood Tuna)

Hugh Jackman babysits in the snow. So cute (Just Jared)

Michelle & Matilda in Hawaii (Pop Sugar)

How Shaki dresses down (INO)

Even more skank “art” photos of Lindsay Lohan (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Demi Moore really really doesn’t want you to think she fakes her body (Cele|bitchy)

Please. Twi-Hards would have braved a blizzard. (ASL)

The unlikely Queen of 2009 (Popeater)

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December 18, 2009 11:15:11 Posted at December 18, 2009 11:15:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For a second there, I really wanted this girl’s body (Dlisted)

Why Porny Jessica Simpson didn’t get with Tiger (The Superficial)

Oh la Mila. Damn. (Hollywood Tuna)

The most beautiful baby in the world goes to Disneyland (Pop Sugar)

Robert Pattinson’s sartorial idol (Popeater)

Channing Tatum shops at Apple (Just Jared)

Gossip Girl prequel gets canned, Brittany Snow resorts to touching herself (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Taylor Lautner the hero (INO)

It’s the best Twi-Hard Chrissymas present ever! (ASL)

Cammie falls for Kylie’s ex? (Cele|bitchy)

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December 17, 2009 11:39:34 Posted at December 17, 2009 11:39:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

NY is amazing so far. Thank you Rangers for managing a goal in the last minute to avoid getting shut-out and letting us hear the horn and post-goal chant. Rangers fans are ruthless, btw. Poor Michal Rozsival. Anyway…Lainey’s on her way back from a meeting so I’m stepping in for Tingles. More from her to come.  Jacek

It must have been the fifteenth ho that broke the camel’s back (The Superficial)

Maybe next he’ll disarm Iran. Douche. (Dlisted)

Stardom = being sister of annoying ‘reality’ pr-ck? Good enough for Maxim. (Hollywood Tuna)

I have to start watching How I Met Your Mother. Yum. (JustJared)

Things must be growing in Brad’s nasty beard by now (Popsugar)

Leggy Leighton sings for Robin Thicke? (Popoholic)

Jessica Hart bikini shots. Who? Doesn’t matter. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Justin Long had a love child with Jamie Lee Curtis (not really but look) (Cele|bitchy)

Was no one working the door? (The Blemish)

Brendan Fraser’s successful distraction from his face. Ouch (Go Fug Yourself)

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December 16, 2009 11:41:25 Posted at December 16, 2009 11:41:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Comin’ to you from Grand Central Station…

Hot Harry on a Horse didn’t think it was funny either (Dlisted)

Star’s weekly bullsh-t: Porny f-cked Tiger Woods?!?!? (The Superficial)

Photo Assumption Fug Style: Goldie Mom eye cutting daughter Kate? (Go Fug Yourself)

Not liking her with bangs (Hollywood Tuna)

Shia & Carey: science project (Just Jared)

A decade of celebrity relationships. Remember Cam and Justin on a surfboard? (Pop Sugar)

Annalynne McCord: the most unimaginative poseur ever (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Ghetto Tits talks through her ass (INO)

More photos of Rachel McAdams in Vogue and I hate them all (Cele|bitchy)

SJP tells the story of the missing mole! She seemed SUPER loopy on Letterman last night, non? (PopEater)

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December 15, 2009 10:25:00 Posted at December 15, 2009 10:25:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Goldie & Kate: mom and daughter coats (The Superficial)

Kellan Lutz kept tweaking his nipples. And it paid off (Dlisted)

You look at this birthday cake and tell me what it’s supposed to be (Hollywood Tuna)

I really like it when Jakey G takes his shirt off (Towleroad)

JLo’s Alluring glow (Just Jared)

No, for real, Harlow is KILLING me (Pop Sugar)

Clearly this girl did not ask for final approval on her cover photo (Popoholic)

The Third Lip won’t open for Xenu (Cele|bitchy)

She gets invited everywhere and I’ll never understand it (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Fashion that defined a decade – ugh, remember Juicy tracksuits + Uggs? (PopEater)