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Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2010 11:04:35 May 5, 2010 11:04:35

Smart move. Conan shuts down the Mighty Opes (Popeater)

A fine example of Jessica Alba’s acting (Dlisted)

Leo’s Bar felt short of Leo’s ex Gisele at the Met Gala (The Superficial)

Anna Kournikova matches her gym gear with her Birkin (Hollywood Tuna)

Airport Porny is so much better than any other Porny (Just Jared)

Scarjo hides while Ryan works a beater (Pop Sugar)

Let me hear your body talk (Towleroad)

He’s probably the only one who would. Also… where are her friends? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Gaga will only come out when summoned by the Opesie God (The Fab Life)

Britney can’t be alone with her boys. And a good photo illustration on how they don’t age (Cele|bitchy)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2010 13:51:35 May 4, 2010 13:51:35

When a philanderer becomes the victim… (The Superficial)

Ummm… Justin Bieber was edumacated in Canada, right? (Dlisted)

Sandy just OWNED Angie Jolie (Popeater)

Is this what Housewives do? Go to the beach every f-cking day? (Hollywood Tuna)

Chris Pine and… Elizabeth Banks? (Just Jared)

Oh lawd Jason Stackhouse, I missed you (Pop Sugar)

Mimi’s new big finger sucker (The Blemish)

I’d run naked if I had her body. For reals. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Leo D’s girlfriend cups a rainbow (Popoholic)

January Jones: Poison Ivy? (Go Fug Yourself)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2010 11:11:13 May 3, 2010 11:11:13

Warbled Chicken Fried Britney was the first to Gaga Telephone? (Dlisted)

The mysterious marks on James Franco’s arm (The Superficial)

Madonna talks about Sean Penn’s ass (Popeater)

Nope. I officially don’t like Lolita Panettiere’s hair (Hollywood Tuna)

Euro Cheese Douche Ebola Victim on the cover of Vanity Fair (Just Jared)

Halle takes Nahla to the beach post break-up (Pop Sugar)

Matthew McConaughey’s baby mother is a bitch? (ASL)

The other Duff shows up somewhere for some reason (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Gwen and Gavin travel steeze (INO)

Lilo plays porn star. Next step: Dancing with the Sh-ts (Cele|bitchy)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2010 12:30:13 April 30, 2010 12:30:13

What Heidi Montag will look like in a month (Dlisted)

Yay! Say Yay for the girls we are raising! (The Superficial)

Madonna’s diary!?!? (Popeater)

Fergie’s rock star outfit (Hollywood Tuna)

Brad Pitt and the children play play play (Just Jared)

Gisele and Tom and the boys play play play (Pop Sugar)

Christina Aguilera rips off…everyone? (Towleroad)

More shots of Manslinger’s enhancements (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

While Chris Brown is still a whiny bitch, Rihanna looks beautiful shooting a video (ICYDK)

Mother Crazy defends her Daughter Anorexic (Cele|bitchy)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 29, 2010 13:04:35 April 29, 2010 13:04:35

I would have a drug problem too if that happened to my face (The Superficial)

Brad Pitt gets pissy faced (Dlisted)

How Sandy kept her secret (Popeater)

Never mind the Chicken Fried nips, that’s another busted f-cking wig (Hollywood Tuna)

Robert Pattinson is powerful with Gaga (Pop Sugar)

I initially thought this read Gerard Butler Curly Anus (Just Jared)

OK Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady… THIS is excess (E! Online)

Dumb Hair + Dumb Twat = True Love (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Heather Graham’s chest ornamentation looks like a stab wound (Popoholic)

The Fug Girls don’t like jumpsuits. I love jumpsuits. Especially on Naomi Watts. You? (Go Fug Yourself)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2010 11:15:14 April 28, 2010 11:15:14

I think Gwen knew already. You? (PopEater)

These kids are smarter than all The Hills twats combined (Dlisted)

Beysus boob flash! (The Superficial)

Jesus Christ! Porny’s Tonight Show tits!!! (Hollywood Tuna)

Robert Pattinson and his bad wash jeans head for Vancouver (Pop Sugar)

Abbie Cornish has such a generic face (Just Jared)

The plans to save Whitney Houston (Cele|bitchy)

After Ebola, all your bitches go to sh-t (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW) 

This made me hate Mark Wahlberg a little (Towleroad)

I just… I can’t… would you rather wear this dress? Or Heidi Montag’s face for a day. CHOOSE (Tinselclown)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2010 11:20:59 April 27, 2010 11:20:59

Lohan crack tweeting runs in the family. And all of them cry wolf. (The Superficial)

Titty Trauma is my new favourite emergency (Dlisted)

Shaki sings for the world (Popeater)

Twitter is for boob shots (Hollywood Tuna)

Xtina gets dirrrrty with God (Just Jared)

How come the Depp kids and the Brange kids aren’t playing? (Pop Sugar)

Full body spanx camel toe (The Blemish)

Dolly Parton’s > Heidi Montag’s (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Kate Beckinsale doing nothing, getting ready for Cannes (Popoholic)

I love what Kiki’s wearing (Go Fug Yourself)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2010 11:22:41 April 26, 2010 11:22:41

Sometimes my Blogger friend doesn’t come either. But you just do. (Dlisted)

Ebola’s bones in a bikini walking around infecting sh-t (The Superficial)

The MiniVan Majority has become aware of my obsession. Let the judging begin (Popeater)

Rihanna. Vanity Fair. Yes. (Hollywood Tuna)

Daniel Craig wearing the shiiiiiit out of his jeans (Just Jared)

Moms in frilly bikinis: approve or disapprove? (Pop Sugar)

Gisele Bundchen is a hypocrite about her house (ASL

How to take on Salma Hayek’s Balenciaga boots (Tinselclown)

Naomi Watts in shades, leather jacket, and gratitude for the Freeze? (INO)

RDJ loves teasing GOOPy (Cele|bitchy)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2010 11:14:00 April 23, 2010 11:14:00

Hi gossips. Tingles is a bit tough for Lainey to do while in Barbados so I’m going to do it one last time this week. This should get you caught up on anything we’ve missed today. More Lainey posts to follow. Jacek.

What’s the likelihood of getting back a Rolex left a Lilo’s? (Dlisted)

Apparently even Britney’s dad hates her wonky nipples. Up or down. Decide already! (The Superficial)

Sandy B. to meet with hardly-a-bombshell? (Popeater)

A storefront mannequin sitting on a couch (Hollywood Tuna

Someone tell Marc he’s inside please (Just Jared)

Beyonce in a bikini (Pop Sugar)

JLo sings Happy B-Day as Marilyn (Hollywood Life)

Some try hard chick in a lingerini (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I’d come out for $20 million too and I’m not gay (Towleroad)

Charlie Sheen continuing to prove he’s all class (Cele|bitchy)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2010 11:18:16 April 22, 2010 11:18:16

Hi gossips. I’m stepping in for Tingles as a result of a bad internet connection and a quick mid-day shoot. Lainey posts resume shortly. Jacek.

Elin’s done. Tiger’s single. A spot just opened up in his ‘sex addiction’ therapy sessions (Popeater

High society - money grabbers going after a cranked-out famewhore (Dlisted)

Photoshop or plastic surgery? One or both but certainly not the real thing (The Superficial)

Is Scabby’s make-up some kind of joke here? Or is this for real? (Hollywood Tuna)

Aniston shooting in Maui looking perky (Just Jared)

Pitt mopping up the streets of Venice with his nasty beard (Pop Sugar)

Peaches Geldof loves monkey ass. Get out the clippers (Holy Moly!)

Sienna in cut-offs (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I wonder if these chicks could do a front crawl or if their fakies would keep buoying them into a backstroke (Popoholic)

The Fug girls comment on this chick’s dress. All I’m thinking is motorboat (Go Fug Yourself)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2010 10:35:08 April 21, 2010 10:35:08

Seriously. At this rate I should start tweeting about my poo (Dlisted)

Gaga gets her curves back. GOOD. (The Superficial)

Sandra Bullock: first the photo, now the real plans. She is throwing down. (Popeater)

She even poses when she’s getting rained on (Hollywood Tuna)

Madonna wins the night (Just Jared)

Sienna & Jude head home (Pop Sugar)

Swifty Superhero! (E! Online)

You know, if she wasn’t stamped all Shore styles, she’d be kinda cute (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

The Bachelor channels the GMD (Towleroad)

What Miss Zahara wants, Miss Zahara gets. But it won’t be a wedding (Cele|bitchy)