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Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 24, 2010 11:34:04 May 24, 2010 11:34:04

It’s a holiday in Canada today. Am calling it for the rest of the afternoon. Back tomorrow morning.

What you’ll miss most about Lost: Man Nipples? (Dlisted)

Goddamn Jennifer Aniston looks great in a bikini. And just to push it home, she had to tweak her nipples too (The Superficial)

Say “NO” to Cougars? Discuss (Popeater)

Heidi Montag just turned me off ice cream (Hollywood Tuna)

Jakey in the morning (Just Jared)

Robert Pattinson de-limps at the gym (Pop Sugar)

Ryan Phillippe the new McConaughey? (ASL)

Kate Hudson still looks flat in this sweater (INO)

Now it’s even harder to tell those Kardashians apart (Celebitchy)

Kiki D in a bikini: not Aniston but not bad at all (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2010 11:09:13 May 21, 2010 11:09:13

One last time this week Gossips. Back to normal on Monday. – Jacek

Oh, oh…I think Tila Tequila’s boobies are looking more real than Granny’s (Dlisted)

Breastfeeding armadillo? (The Superficial)

Liza Minnelli doing “Single Ladies”. Weekend couldn’t be here sooner (Popeater)

Gosselin bikini picture. Strap in! (Hollywood Tuna)

Power double date (Just Jared)

Shirtless Jake poolside in LA (Pop Sugar)


I know someone who tried tanning like this once. Didn’t turn out well (Towleroad)

Ebola flashes some saggy skinny ass (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

My Penelope can do no wrong (TheFABLife)

Another Britney hair meltdown? (Cele|bitchy

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2010 11:39:55 May 20, 2010 11:39:55

Hi Gossips. Stepping in for Tingles once again. More Lainey stuff to follow. – Jacek

Warrant issued for Lilo’s arrest (The Superficial)

Courtney love is as sexy as a wet fart and is talking about it (Dlisted)

Crub to film in NYC…watch if you’ve never seen it (Popeater)

I’d do this all day if I had boobs. Would get nothing done (Hollywood Tuna)

Granny Freeze does Hong Kong (Just Jared)

RPatz sighting! RPatz sighting! (Pop Sugar)

Scarjo gets a new sister (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

If not for all the plastic and silicone I’d hit it if she didn’t speak (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

My #1 H8f-uck looking hot (Popoholic)

Banks dress fail. I’m not in these girls’ demographic, but they’re a fun read (Go Fug Yourself)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2010 10:45:44 May 19, 2010 10:45:44

I’d rather see her with her mouth grill, remember that? (The Superficial)

Nicolas Cage is taking the food/sex relationship a little too far (Dlisted)

New photos of Sandra and Louis! (Popeater)

Katie Holmes is the Robert Pattinson pants: bad (Pop Sugar)

I should try feeling myself up on a yacht (Hollywood Tuna)

Adrien Brody and January Jones? Makes sense. They’ll both never do SNL again (Just Jared)

John Travolta and Kelly Preston are pregnant but I don’t want to write about it because of the lingering sad smut (The Blemish)

Kate Moss dances in her clothes (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Megan Fox and her weird pretend face in Allure (Popoholic)

Porny Simpson’s fancy smells like a hooker? (Go Fug Yourself)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2010 12:01:00 May 18, 2010 12:01:00

Hi Gossips. More Lainey posts to follow but Tingles is logistically impossible for her at the moment. PS…got your notes about Steve Buscemi not being a marginal actor. I say to you this: If he isn’t, why does he keep doing Sandler flicks over and over again? - Jacek

Lilo to report to DUI progress hearing on Thursday (Dlisted)

Why am I finding her less annoying by the week? (The Superficial)

The ‘Hoff robbing the cradle (Popeater)

Love her hips. One of many features that have her in my 5 spot (Hollywood Tuna)

Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr. Are they wearing undies? (Pop Sugar)

Oilers were out of the playoff race in December. Comrie’s got a head start on the off-season pudge (Just Jared)

Snap the head back? Who dispels gay rumours like that? (Towleroad)

Jenny McCarthy grabs a new piece of her own (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I’ll take Westwick and Szohr over these two. Ouch! (Holy Moly! UK)

Lilo’s faux Lesbian lover for pub? (Cele|bitchy)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2010 09:15:37 May 17, 2010 09:15:37

Jonathan Rhys Meyers is finished. Done. Dead. Over. (Dlisted)

Charlize Theron’s perfect ass (The Superficial)

Is Shia LaBeouf asstalking like Katherine Heigl? Or is this the way to convey the point withOUT asstalking? (Popeater)

Hilary Duff’s giant ring is bigger than her dog (Hollywood Tuna)

Cate Blanchett on W. Is without equal. (Just Jared)

Here: bumpwatch the sh-t out of this (Pop Sugar)

A drunk bitch in Cannes. Shockingly these are not photos of Lindsay Lohan (ASL)

Orly’s piece shows her tits (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

The Whitewashes and their baby travel (INO)

Little Sci never hears NO (Cele|bitchy)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2010 11:05:00 May 14, 2010 11:05:00

Hi Gossips. Stepping in for Tingles for Lainey and then more of her stuff on the way. - Jacek

Heathrow on lockdown after hazardous material threat (sort of) (Dlisted)

Law and Order cancelled; spokesperson made the announcement while washing dishes, packing lunch, and brushing her teeth at the same time (Popeater)

Who didn’t see this coming? And from such a talent! Shame (The Superficial)

Peaches looking decent for a change (Hollywood Tuna)

True love lands in NYC (Just Jared)

Hudson, Gaga, Elton saving rain forests (Pop Sugar)

Not sure why Lilo has an entourage, but she does and doesn’t know the rules that go with it (TheFABLife)

Sophie Monk making a career of posting for paps again (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I’d like to offer a helping hand with that, Halle (Tinselclown)

Gabriel Aubry playing the field already. And a killer pic of Halle too (Cele|bitchy)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2010 09:58:56 May 13, 2010 09:58:56

Taylor Momsen now thinks she’s Angelina Jolie (The Superficial)

Best cheating post EVER (Dlisted)

How the GMD abused the Scis (Popeater)

Tila tit flash (Hollywood Tuna)

Twihards celebrate Pattinson birthday with another new video (Pop Sugar)

Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger are not in Cannes because they’re loved up in Rome (Just Jared)

I think Fergie’s concert outfit is badass (Hollywood Life)

Randoms in lingerie (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Leo’s Bar and more of her curves (Popoholic)

The jumpsuit is fine, it’s the satin that sucks. (Go Fug Yourself)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2010 11:27:23 May 12, 2010 11:27:23

Mimi Cheese dresses like Octo Mom (Dlisted

What happens when a proper costume designer dresses Porny Jessica Simpson (The Superficial)

Woah. Dennis Quaid as Bill Clinton. Look. It’s good. (Popeater)

This woman gets photographed so often and I still don’t know who she is (Hollywood Tuna)

The Mighty O + True Blood for Immortal (Just Jared)

Twi-Hards have broken down every second of this clip (Pop Sugar)

Jane Lynch + puppies = Jumpy Claps! (Towleroad)

Why does everything she does feel so tired these days? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

New Directions vs Newsweek! And me too! (E! Online)

Mickey Rourke keeps cheating on her, and she keeps taking it (Cele|bitchy)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2010 11:24:25 May 11, 2010 11:24:25

I like Elisha Cuthbert more now because she has a normal person’s body. But the boyfriend is still… you know (The Superficial)

Some people think she looks like Aaron Johnson’s Sam Taylor Wood and this is devastating to me (Dlisted)

What is Anne Hathaway’s attraction to these shady dudes? (Popeater)

Love Katy Perry’s t-shirt (Hollywood Tuna)

Swifty and Country Bitch go head to head again (Just Jared)

Gemma and Pretty Jakey in the land of Russian drama (Pop Sugar)

e-Trade smacks up the Crank Ass (The Blemish)

I’ve never seen an Asian with such blonde hair (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Supermodel denim onesie (Popoholic)

Jesus. It’s like one giant vagina rug (Go Fug Yourself)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2010 11:08:00 May 10, 2010 11:08:00

Joaquin Phoenix is such an artist he’d even let someone sh-t on him (Dlisted)

You look at Gaga’s hoohoo. I’m looking at her abs (The Superficial)

An old blowhard hates on Justin Bieber. Will soon receive death threats (Popeater)

How is this supposed to cheer the troops??? (Hollywood Tuna)

The strangest combination of actors make a watch commercial (Just Jared)

Sandra Bullock: Mothers Day in New Orleans with Louis (Pop Sugar)

Halle Berry and that gorgeous baby on Mother’s Day (ASL)

More nameless hot ass on Entourage (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

They were born yesterday. Now they’re engaged. (INO)

After the party… Betty White hit the hotel lobby! (Cele|bitchy)