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Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2010 11:18:16 April 22, 2010 11:18:16

Hi gossips. I’m stepping in for Tingles as a result of a bad internet connection and a quick mid-day shoot. Lainey posts resume shortly. Jacek.

Elin’s done. Tiger’s single. A spot just opened up in his ‘sex addiction’ therapy sessions (Popeater

High society - money grabbers going after a cranked-out famewhore (Dlisted)

Photoshop or plastic surgery? One or both but certainly not the real thing (The Superficial)

Is Scabby’s make-up some kind of joke here? Or is this for real? (Hollywood Tuna)

Aniston shooting in Maui looking perky (Just Jared)

Pitt mopping up the streets of Venice with his nasty beard (Pop Sugar)

Peaches Geldof loves monkey ass. Get out the clippers (Holy Moly!)

Sienna in cut-offs (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I wonder if these chicks could do a front crawl or if their fakies would keep buoying them into a backstroke (Popoholic)

The Fug girls comment on this chick’s dress. All I’m thinking is motorboat (Go Fug Yourself)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2010 10:35:08 April 21, 2010 10:35:08

Seriously. At this rate I should start tweeting about my poo (Dlisted)

Gaga gets her curves back. GOOD. (The Superficial)

Sandra Bullock: first the photo, now the real plans. She is throwing down. (Popeater)

She even poses when she’s getting rained on (Hollywood Tuna)

Madonna wins the night (Just Jared)

Sienna & Jude head home (Pop Sugar)

Swifty Superhero! (E! Online)

You know, if she wasn’t stamped all Shore styles, she’d be kinda cute (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

The Bachelor channels the GMD (Towleroad)

What Miss Zahara wants, Miss Zahara gets. But it won’t be a wedding (Cele|bitchy)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2010 11:06:56 April 20, 2010 11:06:56

Herpes-Ebola cocktail courtesy classy drunks (The Superficial)

Betty is an eager hot dog muncher (Dlisted)

Sandy B emerges without her ring (Popeater)

Don’t find this chick the least bit hot (Hollywood Tuna)

Bosworth and Skarsgard poolside (Just Jared)

Jennifer Aniston at her best – the nips are back!! (Pop Sugar)

PETA’s latest whipping girl is a real thinker (The Blemish)

Heather Graham shows her boobies in some flick. Always liked…them (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Great h8 f*ck. See what I mean? I’ll explain later (Popoholic)

The “labial wedgie” analyzed (Go Fug Yourself)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2010 10:29:49 April 19, 2010 10:29:49

Kristen Stewart: he says butch, I say SO cute (Dlisted)

Lindsay Lohan is half a million dollars in the hole. And she’s not making it up at Coachella (The Superficial)

This is how it looks like to smell like Jennifer Aniston (Popeater)

This is not my Christina Hendricks (Hollywood Tuna)

Jesus and Madonna vs the volcano (Just Jared)

George Clooney and the Italian Queen on the beach and bikinis (Pop Sugar)

Taupe Taupy birthday party (ASL

Dude. If you have to resort to this, TV is all you will EVER be (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I loved Granny Freeze’s ACMs outfit (INO)

Disagreeing with Ebert on Kick-Ass. You? (Cele|bitchy)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2010 12:21:05 April 16, 2010 12:21:05

Kiefer Sutherland’s Drank Dance (Dlisted)

Lilo is going to Coachella. At this point, maybe she does need the Dr Drew method (The Superficial)

The most pathetic attempt to get you to care about an anorexic and the no-name she married (Popeater)

Why do these Twilight people agree to such cheesy photo shoots? (Hollywood Tuna)

Will Betty White make the Roc Sign? (Just Jared)

Jennifer Aniston really IS that unoriginal (Pop Sugar)

Emmy Rossum sugar-rapes a museum (The Fab Life)

Amanda Seyfried gets affectionate with her dog (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Oh Whitney please. Please don’t go back to wack crack (Cele|bitchy)

She is considered one of the most stylish women in the world. Normally. (Go Fug Yourself)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2010 11:01:39 April 15, 2010 11:01:39

Lilo bails on court, goes and gets f-cked up instead. What’s up Dina!?! (The Superficial)

This…is bad enough. But imagine – there’s a broad out there who wants to MARRY HIM (Dlisted)

Celine Dion on paper. Read this and hear her voice. It’s The Best. (Popeater)

He says old lady, but I see Susan Sarandon and I can say not many other bitches could make this dress like she can (Hollywood Tuna)

OK so I don’t mean to preach, because I shouldn’t, but should a Men’s Health cover be a smoker? (Just Jared)

Don’t hurt my Jakey! (Pop Sugar)

Angie loves working with Brad (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

So somehow this sh-t got famous. And no one is watching Friday Night Lights. Great. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Gemma Arterton. Great face. (Popoholic)

Amazing! Soft core True Blood. LOOK AT THEIR PRETEND ERIC! (Towleroad)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2010 11:13:11 April 14, 2010 11:13:11

Heidi’s plastics bite the hand that made them (The Superficial)

So what’s worse? Whitney unplugged or JLo unplugged? (Dlisted)

What? Madge doesn’t know Glee??? (Popeater)

My doppelganger is blonde now. But still stank. (Hollywood Tuna

Kellan Lutz bares his nipples. Again. Because, really, what else does he have? (Just Jared)

Becks goes to the game in plaid with cast (Pop Sugar)

Matthew Fox’s flower-losing (The Blemish)

Why does everyone look like a Real Housewife of Something these days? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Scarjo’s great new ads for Mango (Popoholic)

Is he wearing pants…or a diaper? (Go Fug Yourself)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2010 10:45:24 April 13, 2010 10:45:24

Scabby is BROKE ASS. Again! (Popeater)

SJP shows the MiniVan how real she really is (Dlisted)

The latest AssTalker – and WHY?!?!?! (The Superficial)

If you’re dating Leonardo DiCaprio, WHY pose like this??? (Hollywood Tuna)

Reese’s bitchface is STILL missing (Pop Sugar)

Gaga takes no sex to Japan (Just Jared)

There will be no 9th gay wedding (Towleroad)

Chicken Fried untouched and scarred (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Chace Crawford won’t dance (E! Online)

Jennifer Lopez’s gay gush is her best interview. Really. (Cele|bitchy)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 12, 2010 11:23:47 April 12, 2010 11:23:47

The Mighty Opes f-cked… HIM? Well no wonder. You know. (Dlisted)

How to Mean Girl Lindsay Lohan. She’s literally GONE. (The Superficial)

Shakira has not forgotten about Haiti (Popeater)

Porny Jessica Simpson tries out the Justin Bieber (Hollywood Tuna)

This is the new piece that Spittle Gerard Butler is trying out his finger on (Just Jared)

Kristen Stewart got Robert Pattinson for her birthday. Good gift or bad gift? (Pop Sugar)

Chicken Fried covers up for a change. This time in mustard (ASL)

Heidi Montag’s disgusting body and is she showing some pube? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Little Sci loves pigs, bunnies, and butterflies (INO)

What the Brange Family did this weekend (Cele|bitchy)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2010 12:20:43 April 9, 2010 12:20:43

After all this time, Liz still loves love (Dlisted)

I found it very hard to believe that these twats are getting shut down in South Beach (The Superficial)

Patrick Swayze’s dark side and his loyalty too (Popeater)

Lilo’s short shorts (Hollywood Tuna)

Brange Bosnian dinner (Just Jared)

The Perfects are in Paris in love overload (Pop Sugar)

Orlando Bloom’s replacements (E! Online)

We are raising men to be more attracted to this than to Tina Fey. WHY? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

True Blood beefcakes (Towleroad)

Nicole Richie wedding details (Cele|bitchy)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2010 12:32:00 April 8, 2010 12:32:00

Lindsay Lohan really needs to stop modelling her own clothes (The Superficial)

Hot Harry on a Horse hobbles the old ladies (Dlisted)

Tiger’s Nike ad reimagined – AMAZING (Popeater)

Oh look. What a surprise. Scabby is traaassshed (Hollywood Tuna)

A reader called Joanne told me Alexander Skarsgard looks like Dwight Schrute. Now I can’t see him the same way ever again (Just Jared)

Robert Pattinson really needs to hire a better costume designer (Pop Sugar)

Rihanna confirms her BF (Hollywood Life)

Ebola’s straw hair frames her tits (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Megan Fox gets the early (Popoholic)

The Fug Girls and I are fighting over Ashlee Simpson. Because I think this looks cute (Go Fug Yourself)