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Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2009 11:15:11 December 18, 2009 11:15:11

For a second there, I really wanted this girl’s body (Dlisted)

Why Porny Jessica Simpson didn’t get with Tiger (The Superficial)

Oh la Mila. Damn. (Hollywood Tuna)

The most beautiful baby in the world goes to Disneyland (Pop Sugar)

Robert Pattinson’s sartorial idol (Popeater)

Channing Tatum shops at Apple (Just Jared)

Gossip Girl prequel gets canned, Brittany Snow resorts to touching herself (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Taylor Lautner the hero (INO)

It’s the best Twi-Hard Chrissymas present ever! (ASL)

Cammie falls for Kylie’s ex? (Cele|bitchy)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2009 11:39:34 December 17, 2009 11:39:34

NY is amazing so far. Thank you Rangers for managing a goal in the last minute to avoid getting shut-out and letting us hear the horn and post-goal chant. Rangers fans are ruthless, btw. Poor Michal Rozsival. Anyway…Lainey’s on her way back from a meeting so I’m stepping in for Tingles. More from her to come.  Jacek

It must have been the fifteenth ho that broke the camel’s back (The Superficial)

Maybe next he’ll disarm Iran. Douche. (Dlisted)

Stardom = being sister of annoying ‘reality’ pr-ck? Good enough for Maxim. (Hollywood Tuna)

I have to start watching How I Met Your Mother. Yum. (JustJared)

Things must be growing in Brad’s nasty beard by now (Popsugar)

Leggy Leighton sings for Robin Thicke? (Popoholic)

Jessica Hart bikini shots. Who? Doesn’t matter. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Justin Long had a love child with Jamie Lee Curtis (not really but look) (Cele|bitchy)

Was no one working the door? (The Blemish)

Brendan Fraser’s successful distraction from his face. Ouch (Go Fug Yourself)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2009 11:41:25 December 16, 2009 11:41:25

Comin’ to you from Grand Central Station…

Hot Harry on a Horse didn’t think it was funny either (Dlisted)

Star’s weekly bullsh-t: Porny f-cked Tiger Woods?!?!? (The Superficial)

Photo Assumption Fug Style: Goldie Mom eye cutting daughter Kate? (Go Fug Yourself)

Not liking her with bangs (Hollywood Tuna)

Shia & Carey: science project (Just Jared)

A decade of celebrity relationships. Remember Cam and Justin on a surfboard? (Pop Sugar)

Annalynne McCord: the most unimaginative poseur ever (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Ghetto Tits talks through her ass (INO)

More photos of Rachel McAdams in Vogue and I hate them all (Cele|bitchy)

SJP tells the story of the missing mole! She seemed SUPER loopy on Letterman last night, non? (PopEater)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2009 10:25:00 December 15, 2009 10:25:00

Goldie & Kate: mom and daughter coats (The Superficial)

Kellan Lutz kept tweaking his nipples. And it paid off (Dlisted)

You look at this birthday cake and tell me what it’s supposed to be (Hollywood Tuna)

I really like it when Jakey G takes his shirt off (Towleroad)

JLo’s Alluring glow (Just Jared)

No, for real, Harlow is KILLING me (Pop Sugar)

Clearly this girl did not ask for final approval on her cover photo (Popoholic)

The Third Lip won’t open for Xenu (Cele|bitchy)

She gets invited everywhere and I’ll never understand it (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Fashion that defined a decade – ugh, remember Juicy tracksuits + Uggs? (PopEater)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2009 11:59:23 December 14, 2009 11:59:23

Sienna and Jude: home after all these years (Dlisted)

Really? REALLY??? Men want to jerk off to this? (The Superficial)

Manslinger Kate Hudson manslings again?!?! (Popeater)

Why is Avril Lavigne? (Hollywood Tuna)

Yum. Hugh Jackman on the beach (Just Jared)

Clooney at his favourite restaurant (Pop Sugar)

Leo + Sugar Tits? (INO)

Lindsay Lohan’s mentor (Cele|bitchy)

Barbie hair is more real than hers (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Is this how Wilmer V gets all the girls? (ASL)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2009 11:40:26 December 11, 2009 11:40:26

Scabby only reads books about penises. So proud to be Canadian. (The Superficial)

A 13 year old who knows more than the adult (Dlisted)

What is happening to Sophie Monk’s face? (Hollywood Tuna)

JailBait Miley kissing in Paris…but hell no, she’s definitely, DEFINITELY not f-cking him, right? (Just Jared)

Little Sci’s matching bag and shoes (Pop Sugar)

Halle Berry and the most beautiful baby ever go shopping (INO)

The only time I’ll agree with Country Bitch (ASL)

Homewreckers are now getting papped (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

How long before this becomes Nicole Kidman’s next facial procedure? (Cele|bitchy)

Why we so desperately need to know every detail about celebrity breakups (PopEater)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2009 11:01:02 December 10, 2009 11:01:02

First break up…now Jakey is proposing to Reese??!!?? (PopEater)

How JailBait Miley Cyrus plans to kill you (Dlisted)

My skanky doppelganger is getting sued (The Superficial)

Why does she bother showing up? Why not just distribute the same photo everywhere? (Hollywood Tuna)

Sandra Bullock is working over 40 (Just Jared)

Look at Shelfy’s skinny legs in leather (Pop Sugar)

Tiger’s porn star sold him out ages ago (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Lilo has saved more children than any other crack head before her (Cele|bitchy)

Scarlett Johansson is all one colour (Popoholic)

I vote LOVE on this dress. You? (Go Fug Yourself)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2009 11:18:29 December 9, 2009 11:18:29

Playing pretend: it’s the closest Jennifer Aniston will get to marriage again (Dlisted)

Gisele Bundchen had Brady’s baby, which means she’ll be back to looking like this tomorrow (The Superficial)

Kristin Davis on holiday (Hollywood Tuna)

Rachel McAdams sets off to promote Sherlock Holmes (Just Jared)

Madonna and Gaga: the dance-off (Towleroad)

More of Johnny in Japan (Pop Sugar)

JailBait with an ugly coat in London (INO)

Tiger Woods also slept with an escort (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Susan Sarandon’s son (Cele|bitchy)

Great. Children fall into depression when they aren’t being filmed (Popeater)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2009 11:12:00 December 8, 2009 11:12:00

Hi Gossips. Tingles Jacek edition as Lainey jumps between etalk shoots. Articles that follow will be hers. Jacek.

Apparently head covers are only for golf clubs in Tiger’s world (The Superficial)

Lilo off to India to help the impoverished. Does that sound right? (Dlisted)

Snake shades and a huge noggin (Hollywood Tuna)

Posh will sell you shades and jeans you won’t fit into (Just Jared)

If the celebrity baby theory is true, these two would give birth to something from Alien (Pop Sugar)

Hilary Duff adds to her case for my Freebie 5…not quite there yet though (Popoholic)

Letterman’s first take on Woods (Popeater)

Worst set of fakies I’ve ever seen (The Blemish)

Eva Green knows how to fill a dress (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Happy Endings
fought a bear cub and won (Go Fug Yourself)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2009 11:09:40 December 7, 2009 11:09:40

Tiger Woods: cheap food and girls with perms (Dlisted)

Country Bitch looks good in a bikini (The Superficial)

Leighton in leather and she pulls a Lambert (Hollywood Tuna)

Brad Pitt hops on vampire trend (Just Jared)

So many Chicken Fried rings and Daddy didn’t give her grits for her bday (Pop Sugar)

Katy Perry must be GOOD. Because Russell Brand has found The One (INO)

Now THIS is an appropriate response from a publicist (Cele|bitchy)

Lady Gaga reindeer (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

JailBait fake’n’bake (ASL)

Favourite celebrity of the year? Twi-Hards will be crashing this party (Popeater)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2009 11:21:00 December 4, 2009 11:21:00

More proof that Lindsay Lohan is homewrecking Jessica Alba (The Superficial)

Rock’n’roll Tiger Woods: sex, drugs, shame (Dlisted)

She should be Jessica Simpson’s role model. This is how you do it with big breasts (Hollywood Tuna)

Tiger’s mentors (Popeater)

Alexander Skarsgard kissing a boy (Just Jared)

Insanely hot Becks in Africa (Pop Sugar)

See Kristen Stewart go anti-Bella Swan (ASL)

Maybe one day Nicole Kidman will have 6 lips like this bitch (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Liv Tyler and Zach Braff?!?! (Cele|bitchy)

Does Reese approve of Jakey’s back tat? (Towleroad)