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May 26, 2009 10:20:45 Posted at May 26, 2009 10:20:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So many women want to look like this. I hate people. (Dlisted)

I disagree about this MILF (Hollywood Tuna)

Yes. Please taunt us with your beautiful child (Just Jared)

Best actress tries to quit smoking (The Superficial)

Becks and a little girl! Awwww! (Pop Sugar)

Another reason why Karl hates Klum (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Twi-hards simultaneously orgasm (INO)

Going bald for Mimi!!!! (Cele|bitchy)

Jerry Springer goes to London (Holy Moly)

This is Avril...but it could totally be Miley (The Blemish)

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May 25, 2009 10:58:20 Posted at May 25, 2009 10:58:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

By far the sexiest cheese in Cannes (Dlisted)

Canadian Scabby celebrates an American holiday (Hollywood Tuna)

Shamef-ck shirtless! (Just Jared)

Anything goes in Heidi’s mouth (The Superficial)

Is it me or does Patrick Dempsey have very small feet? (Pop Sugar)

Kate Moss nipshot for Topshop (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Lilo was supposed to be Robo? (INO)

It’s 2009, Obama is President, and this is still going on… (Cele|bitchy)

Fergie borrows from a horse’s ass (ICYDK)

Kylie to marry? (ASL)

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May 22, 2009 10:27:00 Posted at May 22, 2009 10:27:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Check out today’s tingles. Lainey’s likely going comment on some of these with full articles on Monday cause some of this sh-t is amazing, but this should carry you through to the weekend…

20K for a kiss from Rob? Naa..Twi-hards aren’t crazy at all (Dlisted)

Yummy Blake’s acting no match her great tits and legs (Hollywood Tuna)

Clay Aiken likes to piss where he sleeps (Gawker)

Fergie wearing a Pontiac Trans Am roof on her face (Just Jared)

The GMD doing guy things at the Laker Game cause that’s what guys do (Pop Sugar)

Jean Claude packing some tighty heat – hilarious! (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Owen Wilson’s too famous to wait in line (INO)

See? What did I say about BlenderLegs? Look at this pic! You don’t even have to look for it with him (Cele|bitchy)

Kate Hudson as a trailer park brunette – no thanks! (PopEater)

Ebola and her man public f-cking – basically not kidding (The Superficial)

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May 21, 2009 10:30:11 Posted at May 21, 2009 10:30:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Where I live isn’t only about Twilight (Dlisted)

Meth Face + Sateen = horrid sh-ts (Hollywood Tuna)

Yeah my ‘mo gave me a ring too (The Superficial)

Robo, what the f-ck are you WEARING? (Pop Sugar)

Disco ball uterus (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

That thing on her leg just about sums up her style (Just Jared)

Massage parlour trash spawns (Cele|bitchy)

I want this bikini (Popoholic)

Chicken Fried hard thighs (The Blemish)

Tori Spelling can’t shake KFed Jr (INO)

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May 20, 2009 11:34:11 Posted at May 20, 2009 11:34:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So I just wrapped on the carpet at the Palais. Now headed to another event. Follow my tweets! Will post about Brange as soon as I have a chance! They were crazy gorgeous tonight.

In the meantime, please see below - my friends will smut you. Commentary by my hubby so please excuse us in advance…

Mother of ***! Mask please! (DListed)

Number two on my Freebie 5 on the carpet in Cannes (JustJared)

She might be on it if she ate occasionally (PopSugar)

Hayden Panettiere making me question my sexuality. Brrr. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Gisele setting me straight again (Hollywood Tuna)

Aniston exhausted from not being talked about daily (INO)

Lilo on her way to important meetings cause she’s serious (ASL)

T.I.’s situation in jail (Cele|bitchy)

Ebola making a Petri dish of the waters near Cannes (IDLYITW)

Chris Pine – I don’t get it. He just doesn’t look right. It’s the head shape and the forehead - eye relationship (The Superficial)

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May 19, 2009 11:14:56 Posted at May 19, 2009 11:14:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The origin of 6 lips (Dlisted)

Lolita has a great body (Hollywood Tuna)

Squirrel face wearing a lizard (Just Jared)

Who’s not good enough for GOOPy? (The Superficial)

The Jolie before the Cannes carpet (Pop Sugar)

Why Brad Pitt won’t come out of his villa (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Why does she always pick her ear? Does it make you look thinner? (INO)

Sienna and Josh take 2 (Cele|bitchy)

How is this a fashion shot??? (Popoholic)

Oh no, this isn’t filthy at ALL (The Blemish)

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May 18, 2009 05:51:36 Posted at May 18, 2009 05:51:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Douche & Lipstick (Dlisted)

You will feel better about your body. I promise (Hollywood Tuna)

Rachel Weisz gorgeous in green (Just Jared)

The Alba Bitch canNOT drive (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Damn. That is ROUGH Chicken Fried Britney (Pop Sugar)

He’s hot as a blonde, non? (INO)

Jen’s movie sucks, and another Brad doesn’t want her – time for a pity party! (Cele|bitchy)

Exterminating Ebola will be much more expensive (The Superficial)

I don’t like my Matt Saracen this hairy (ASL)

Brad Pitt pre-Cannes (ICYDK)

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May 15, 2009 07:34:38 Posted at May 15, 2009 07:34:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Supermodel throwdown! (Dlisted)

Ummmm…is this by Tina Knowles? (Hollywood Tuna)

Can you imagine if these two wrestled naked? (Just Jared)

They’re making another American Pie with KFed but not her (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

DILF fight: Jason Bateman rivals Hugh Jackman (Pop Sugar)

What? Mr Perfect is a cheater??? (Cele|bitchy)

The perils of being Robert Pattinson (INO)

How a has-been stays relevant (The Superficial)

A wet Vagina Virgin (ASL)

Weekend footie quiver (Kickette)

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May 14, 2009 11:28:25 Posted at May 14, 2009 11:28:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Douchebag’s pick up lines (Dlisted)

Cindy Crawford has this body, still gets cheated on (Hollywood Tuna)

How Eminem is like John Mayer (The Superficial)

Daniel Craig looks rough, just the way I like him (Just Jared)

Baller Reese poses for paps (Pop Sugar)

How the hell does this bitch get the girls? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

SnapFace’s snapface is loosening up! (INO)

Newsflash: the GMD wants more sexy time from Katie. Hahahahahahaha (Cele|bitchy)

What’s with Anna Faris and all the skin shots? (Popoholic)

Who vomited on George Clooney? (The Blemish)

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May 13, 2009 11:19:26 Posted at May 13, 2009 11:19:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The funniest sh-t I have read all day (Dlisted)

Lyla Garrity is Blair Waldorf’s single white female (Hollywood Tuna)

If any child could do it, she could thaw out my womb (Just Jared)

Lolita in London looks like it’s Mom Night (The Superficial)

Ashley Olsen’s face looks really f-cking weird here (Pop Sugar)

Famewhore Mermaid (IDLYITW)

Kate keeps Leo close (INO)

Alanis on the beach! (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

David Beckham: spot his amazing word (Cele|bitchy)

Greedy f-cker’s career is over (ASL)

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May 12, 2009 08:47:09 Posted at May 12, 2009 08:47:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It sucks…but I’d STILL take it over Rossum (Dlisted)

Surprise. It’s short. Ugh. Can’t stand her. (Hollywood Tuna)

Jennifer Aniston covers up her rock climbing outfit (Just Jared)

Is one bigger than the other? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Get one step closer to Robert Pattinson (Pop Sugar)

The most public split ever. Are we sure it's real? (Cele|bitchy)

Look out London! Guess who’s coming? (INO)

Natalie Portman between 2 ferns (Popoholic)

Lilo’s latest attention grab: she wants you think she’s pregnant (Holy Moly)

Liars have terrible memories (The Blemish)