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Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2009 11:02:00 November 24, 2009 11:02:00

Lainey brushes for 15 minutes per session. Flosses regularly. Boasted about having perfect teeth. Nope. Meanwhile I have a clean sheet the last few visits and my dental habits are shameful. Life isn’t fair sometimes. Anyway…stepping in for Tingles to ease the load. Lainey will resume after that. Enjoy. Jacek

Nude retirees. Opposite of what you just imagined (The Superficial)

Ladies…some of you DO need make-up. LOTS of it (Dlisted)

Least believable sex tape ‘leak’ ever (Hollywood Tuna)

OMG Robsten landed together! They f-cked on the plane for sure (Just Jared)

Lautner in Rolling Stone wet t-shirt shoot. Is this dude really that hot? I don’t get it (Pop Sugar)

Ebola’s ass saying “stay the f-ck away” unintentionally (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

KK’s strong pitch for Queen of Famewhores crown. Is this necessary? (The Blemish)

Top (or bottom) 10 uses of dead celebrities as pitch people (Popeater)

Blake Legly on Fallon (Popoholic)

Dude has NOTHING on Gaga (Go Fug Yourself)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2009 11:08:35 November 23, 2009 11:08:35

Oh Canada! Remember this? (Dlisted)

This will make you giggle ALL DAY (The Superficial)

Catherine McPhee channels Posh without the nipples (Hollywood Tuna)

Hayden Christensen can’t be bothered to get out the car to pick up Rachel Bilson. Like Jacek. (Just Jared)

Gisele and Jack. SO cute (Pop Sugar)

Cheryl Cole’s flattering dress (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

George Clooney’s double standard (INO)

How Robert Pattinson celebrated his box office (ASL)

The GMD wants to live there (Cele|bitchy)

How old is too old to be partying? (Popeater)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2009 10:25:09 November 20, 2009 10:25:09

Lolita Hayden P fellates a machine gun (The Superficial)

Michael K says this is how Twi-Hards will be reacting to New Moon (Dlisted)

She’s not bending over and blowing a kiss. What’s up? (Hollywood Tuna)

Yummmm…Sam Worthington (Just Jared)

More famous A listers who didn’t go to Diddy’s party (Pop Sugar)

Chicken Fried Boo Boos: still can’t tell them apart, and they still seem like they don’t grow (INO)

Watch Ashley Greene pose hard (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

The Mighty O’s farewell…and it begins (Cele|bitchy)

How to tell you’re The One (Betty Confidential)

Handicapping Oprah’s replacements (Popeater)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2009 10:51:25 November 19, 2009 10:51:25

This is how civilised bitches settle a score. Dance-offs are for amateurs (Dlisted)

Carrie Prejean’s was destined for porn from the beginning. So said the Lord (The Superficial)

Blair Waldorf gives out a Woodie (Just Jared)

Katy Perry looks awful (Hollywood Tuna)

Gaga before Gaga (Towleroad)

Men of the year and bitches who don’t eat (Pop Sugar)

Spittle wants to bottle his spittle smell (Cele|bitchy)

Massage parlour tramp gets naked online and … no one watches??? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

How Springsteen is like Spears (Popeater)

Megan Fox roller skates and crotch shots (Popoholic)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2009 11:22:34 November 18, 2009 11:22:34

The rise of Neil Patrick Harris. Huzzah! (Popeater)

Rihanna dates down (Dlisted)

Why can’t I stop staring at this photo? (The Superficial)

Penelope Cruz’s gorgeous LBD (Hollywood Tuna)

Spittle has some eye issues (Just Jared)

Awww…Becks still carries his boys, even with a cast (Pop Sugar)

Lesbian sex tape is the new Dancing With The Stars (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

How Country Bitch judged her boyfriend (INO)

Dina Lohan’s shoes – AMAZING. You MUST. (Cele|bitchy)

Now THIS is who impressed the most at the New Moon premiere. Note the shoes (Go Fug Yourself)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2009 10:45:36 November 17, 2009 10:45:36

Wasted on Tom Cruise (The Superficial)

Look closely and you might see Robert Pattinson’s face on this costume (Dlisted)

Jessica Simpson’s earrings…WTF? (Hollywood Tuna)

Rihanna’s two hot dresses (Just Jared)

Kiki talks Jakey and vampires (Pop Sugar)

GQ knows about men (Popeater)

A collection of JailBait Miley’s most skanky moves (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

The Man of the Year is not a Twi-Hard (Cele|bitchy)

A Why Is goes to Mexico to try and steal Jennifer Aniston’s bikini thunder (The Blemish)

The Alba Bitch is very skinny (Popoholic)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2009 11:13:08 November 16, 2009 11:13:08

Hot Harry on a Horse grants a kissing wish (Dlisted)

Chicken Fried: the body is good. The weave and the gel nails must go (The Superficial)

Hayden Panettiere gets bangs, looks even older (Hollywood Tuna)

Spittle in a kilt with his mom (Just Jared)

Little Sci is back in dance heels (Pop Sugar)

Third Lip covers the MiniVan’s magazine (INO)

Is JailBait Miley Cyrus hating on the gays? (Cele|bitchy)

Christina Ricci to go naked in new movie (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Daniel Craig would give a fan his watch (ASL)

The Kardashians > The GMD…WTF?????? (Popeater)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2009 10:39:21 November 13, 2009 10:39:21

Are you listening Barbara Walters? This is how you run a f-cking interview (Dlisted)

Surprise. Jennifer Aniston in Mexico in a bikini (The Superficial)

A beaver pisses on morning tv. No, it wasn’t Fergie (Popeater)

Lilo’s busted face and a buster (Hollywood Tuna)

What the f-ck is up with Kellan Lutz’s hair? (Pop Sugar)

A great dress wasted on Kristen Bell (Just Jared)

Blair Waldorf’s alter ego sexing it up. Again. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

“Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.” Agree or disagree? (INO)

Lilo can’t pay her bar bills (Cele|bitchy)

Ashlee Simpson’s son’s cute chunky feet (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2009 11:13:55 November 12, 2009 11:13:55

Cate Blanchett. That’s all (Just Jared)

BEST. CAPTION. EVER. This should be a poster. (Dlisted)

Ew. Check out Amy Winehouse and her stretch marks (The Superficial)

Oh come on. Enough with the oral fixation (Hollywood Tuna)

Revolting. REVOLTING. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I love Kristen Stewart, but arguing that Bella Swan is not a limp twat is ludicrous (Pop Sugar)

Ashton defends his cougar/puma (Cele|bitchy)

Jay-Z vs Frank Sinatra (Popeater)

Can’t decide if I like this dress (Popoholic)

Mark Wahlberg takes his shirt off but I can’t see his third nipple (Towleroad)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2009 11:44:00 November 11, 2009 11:44:00

Hi Gossips…my turn for Tingles today. Lainey will return later this afternoon and I’ll try to get inspired for a couple more articles. I’m a bit spent after the last post. Bad, I know.

Steven Tyler’s new name (Dlisted)

Way to go Fergie. Lead by example! Children need that (Popeater)

I first thought this was Katie Holmes. Then I came to my senses (The Superficial)

Super hot as a brunette, meh as a blonde (Hollywood Tuna)

You can cry on my shoulder Lindsay. Price. (Just Jared)

Kate Moss looking seriously ridden. Hard. (Pop Sugar)

KStew: Rob complicated. Taylor simple. (INO)

Anna Paquin in workout pants. Like it. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I’m sure that’s all she’s blowing. Can't stand this chick (ASL)

Man tips – most of them are true (Betty Confidential)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2009 09:06:48 November 10, 2009 09:06:48

Britney battles critics in an orange bikini (The Superficial)

Only Michael K can make a sordid situation this funny. The bit at the end re: Michael Jackson killed me (Dlisted)

Massage parlour worker dresses up as a Yankee (Hollywood Tuna)

Halle Berry’s big tip (Just Jared)

Brad Pitt takes the girls for a ride (Pop Sugar)

Jakey G and the ostriches (Towleroad)

I wouldn’t have known they were Pussycat Dolls (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Size 2 strip tease (Popoholic)

Ashley Greene wanted to do this first (The Blemish)

Chicken Fried Britney Spears: A Love History (Popeater)