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May 8, 2009 11:02:32 Posted at May 8, 2009 11:02:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

See? This is what douchebags wear (Dlisted)

Ew! Is she here? (Hollywood Tuna)

My loins just exploded (Just Jared)

Beefcake bloodsucker cheese (Pop Sugar)

There’s a pageant for pole dancing (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Christian Bale is not sterile (INO)

Please. There was no trying involved (Cele|bitchy)

The brains behind the Ebola Empire (The Superficial)

Naomi Campbell – loyal lunatic (Antwerp is the new Paris)

Can’t believe she’s almost 10 (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

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May 7, 2009 08:24:41 Posted at May 7, 2009 08:24:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When art imitates the GMD’s prisoner (Dlisted)

Best hacked defence: NOW STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVEN’T SEEN A TITTY BEFORE (Hollywood Tuna)

His gunholding doesn’t look right. But the way he’s touching Jude makes me giggle (Just Jared)

I don’t trust his sideburns (The Superficial)

In between Manslinger booty calls (Pop Sugar)

She couldn’t go with a dark bra? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

This child wants four children (INO)

Sunday Rose colour coordinates with Granny Freeze! (Cele|bitchy)

Does Miss California look a little like Porny Simpson…without the mom jeans? (The Blemish)

Every Fox photoshoot looks the same (Popoholic)

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May 6, 2009 11:27:46 Posted at May 6, 2009 11:27:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Would you want to marry him if he still looked like this? (Dlisted)

They’re competing with JailBait and her Flavour Savour (Hollywood Tuna)

Bale’s little backpack! (Just Jared)

She’s still got it! (The Superficial)

Courtside Bruno! (Pop Sugar)

Ummm…are we sure she’s not popping pills anymore? PS. She’s also promoting a new record. Great timing (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

What she looks like when she’s properly styled (INO)

Why SnapFace is looking less snappy (Cele|bitchy)

When Chris met Kirk (A Socialite’s Life)

Becks in leather… in a locker room! (Kickette)

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May 5, 2009 11:23:34 Posted at May 5, 2009 11:23:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

OK that’s a wrap on the Met Gala. Much more gossip to come. Hose yourselves down Twi-hards…new photos are coming. After these words from my friends:

Even this is more attractive than Tori Spelling (Dlisted)

Oh yeah baby Lyla! (Hollywood Tuna)

Victoria Beckham: see through and a PUH (Just Jared)

Reese and Jakey Roman Romance! (Pop Sugar)

Who’s racing Lilo to rehab? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Unlike Madge, her accent is real! (INO)

Cam single? Shelfy panics! (Cele|bitchy)

Here comes the Fox assault (Popoholic)

Guy Ritchie is like John Travolta? (Holy Moly)

Nip slips aren’t age-ist (The Superficial)

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May 4, 2009 11:54:31 Posted at May 4, 2009 11:54:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Would you want to know if he jerked off to you? (Dlisted)

Shelf Ass got Shelfier! (Hollywood Tuna)

Spittle with the Slumdogs! (Just Jared)

When supermodels marry douchebags (The Superficial)

Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson: backstage drinking Canadian! (Pop Sugar)

Audrina Partridge lookalike infection spreading (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Taylor Swift: adorable and admits to what we all do…sometimes? (INO)

As if you COULD take Cate Blanchett down…?!!! Bitch… please! (Cele|bitchy)

When a hooker sings… (ICYDK)

She’s his ass-talking perfect match (A Socialite's Life)

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May 1, 2009 10:58:00 Posted at May 1, 2009 10:58:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

ALL of these ladies are more attractive than Tori Spelling (Dlisted)

Hurley tweaked in sateen (Hollywood Tuna)

No! No! No! Blonde Blair Waldorf looks haggard and unhealthy (Just Jared)

Little Sci’s penetrating eyes (Pop Sugar)

Rich snobs hate Madonna (The Superficial)

Looks like an ultrasound on her ass (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Dollhouse downgrade! (INO)

JailBait’s daddy says it’s ok to sleep over in Hawaii (Cele|bitchy)

There are more wrinkles on her forehead than on Granny Freeze’s (IDLYITW)

Which LipGloss does not belong? (A Socialite's Life)

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April 30, 2009 11:05:16 Posted at April 30, 2009 11:05:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Blue streaks, board shorts, and a beater tank (Dlisted)

She actually has an ass. Is it fake too? (Hollywood Tuna)

Brangelunatics are jealous of him (Just Jared)

The new excuse for cheating (The Superficial)

I love MK’s bag (Pop Sugar)

Cellulite > Robert Pattinson: twi-hards should protest (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

If they can make up, why not Brange and Jen? (INO)

He cheats, now he won’t pay (Cele|bitchy)

Naughty and leggy (Popoholic)

The best nickname for a ‘roid monkey (The Blemish)

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April 29, 2009 11:40:15 Posted at April 29, 2009 11:40:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My favourite, FAVOURITE photo of the week (Dlisted)

Ummm…who smeared her face? (Hollywood Tuna)

Brad Pitt: PUH (Just Jared)

Blair Waldorf is blonde. Discuss. (Pop Sugar)

As you’d expect, Ebola’s best accessory looks like a penis (The Superficial)

Size 2 heads to a semi formal (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

How does LipGloss use her Goat Toe? (INO)

Crackheads made the best bras (Cele|bitchy)

Waaaaay beastlier than Zac Efron (A Socialite’s Life)

Don’t worry. She’s buying a local baby and not a foreign one (IDLYITW)

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April 28, 2009 11:01:00 Posted at April 28, 2009 11:01:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Will his he-mommy come defend him? (Dlisted)

The ugliest dress on a B lister I’ve seen in a long, long time (Hollywood Tuna)

Sweet Shiloh…look at Taupe’s shorts! (Just Jared)

How did she manage to remember her lines? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Why couldn’t Leo and Jack sit next to each other and compare hair? (Pop Sugar)

Dry Lips becomes a Vampire (INO)

Ew! Spittle in sweats and an Indian booty call! (Cele|bitchy)

But it’s so obvious that she eats, isn’t it? (Holy Moly)

Everyone succumbs to sateen (Popoholic)

Listen to the Alba Bitch’s ego at the end of this video (The Blemish)

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April 27, 2009 11:28:57 Posted at April 27, 2009 11:28:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Chicken Fried feminine hygiene! (Dlisted)

What Salma is contributing to her marriage (Hollywood Tuna)

But would they have denied Angelina Jolie? (INO)

Imitation Beyonce? (The Superficial)

Porny, Tony, and Daisy go on holiday! (Pop Sugar)

Megan Fox is skinnier than you (Just Jared)

She taught Shelfy how to strip (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Spittle boysh-t! (Cele|bitchy)

OF COURSE it was a cash bar! Of course it was! (ICYDK)

Do her eyes not open all the way anymore? (A Socialite’s Life)

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April 24, 2009 09:27:16 Posted at April 24, 2009 09:27:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When trash fights trash (Dlisted)

No to the fringe, yes to the dress (Hollywood Tuna)

How will the tabloids spin Brad’s visit? Delivering divorce papers? (Just Jared)

Rehab can’t cure ghetto abs! (Pop Sugar)

Begging Justin Timberlake – and it’s not Shelfy Biel (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

RJD’s ego (INO)

Lilo dips below 100 (Cele|bitchy)

I don’t care about her but she has a nice body (The Superficial)

What it means to “spoon” a nose (ASL)

LipGloss has an imposter! (ONTD)