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Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2009 11:02:47 July 16, 2009 11:02:47

A theory about who robbed Orly Bloom (Dlisted)

Brody Jenner’s girlfriend has a f-cked up face (Hollywood Tuna)

Jessica Simpson’s porny sad face. Try to keep your eyes on it (The Superficial)

Confession: I’m kinda attracted to her boyfriend (Pop Sugar)

Taylor Lautner talks about his body (Just Jared)

Lilo with one leg on the counter (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Vampire Eric gets a movie! (INO)

The shame. Lilo on cable (The Blemish)

Paul McCartney’s amazing appearance on Letterman last night (Cele|bitchy)

Lolita keeps trying…but she can’t look sexy (Popoholic)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2009 11:29:48 July 15, 2009 11:29:48

I’ve spent 10 minutes looking for Marky Mark’s third nipple and I can’t find it (Dlisted)

Pippy panders to the Twi-Hards (The Superficial)

Oh…no… I should not have looked at these photos of Hunter Parrish (Just Jared)

This girl has a massive head (Hollywood Tuna)

Brad Pitt’s Twitter rules (Pop Sugar)

Chicken Fried fried by a Pussycat! (The Scandalist)

The Lindsay Lohan porn video, only a matter of time (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

JailBait becomes a fairy. Time to throw up. (INO)

I’m gloating. I called it. (Cele|bitchy)

I would eat this. But then again I eat chicken feet. Yum. Dim sum. (Towleroad)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2009 11:40:38 July 14, 2009 11:40:38

Never thought it possible but Christian Bale looks like a child molester (Dlisted)

Scarjo’s GOOPed body in Madrid (Hollywood Tuna)

Models are fertile (The Superficial)

Holy Hogwarts! Freddie doesn’t need an invisibility cloak (Just Jared)

Tony Romo wears his player hat (Pop Sugar)

And you wonder why I call her Porny (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

DanRad on the gay issue (INO)

Sandra Bullock takes it off again for Zac Efron? (The Blemish)

Amy Winehouse recycles dress. Has she washed it? Ew. (Zoe Griffin)

They’re real. And rather large for such a small girl. Jacek loves it (Popoholic)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 13, 2009 11:28:11 July 13, 2009 11:28:11

She saw sparkles when he f-cked her (Dlisted)

The tits are the only way to tell them apart (Hollywood Tuna)

I still don’t know what her purpose is, but getting naked is a good start (The Superficial)

Lilo rejected by Russell Brand? (ASL)

Something about Brendan Fraser that’s even MORE unattractive than his hairplugs (Just Jared)

Scarjo’s tiny waist (Pop Sugar)

Drew Barrymore in Brooklyn in skinny jeans – don’t get trampled by Twi-Hards! (ICYDK)

Ok yeah, have to admit she looks good in head to toe leather (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Because Eva Longoria knows you don’t care about her (INO)

Mothers-in-law can be so difficult (Cele|bitchy)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2009 11:34:00 July 10, 2009 11:34:00

Lainey’s stepping away to interview the Potter kids and will be tied up for a bit but will try to Tweet when she can. So here’s the plan Gossips. I’ll do Tingles one more time (properly this time I hope) and post one article that you’ll have to excuse me for cause it has to be done. And after that we should be able to finish with a little more of Lainey’s writing to the relief of many of you I’m sure.

Jacek.

So here goes…


Jude showing Rob how to avoid the crazies (Dlisted)

Megan Fox…expanding implants and the dreaded skinny jean/ballerina slipper combination. No thanks. (Hollywood Tuna)

Homewrecking goes mobile (Just Jared)

What did I say happens when I do Tingles? This time more than a slip. (The Superficial)

If I had a male Freebie 5, he’d only be second to Kobe Bryant (PopSugar)

Eobla in court for neglecting movie commitments? Shocking. (INO)

Elle Macpherson looking fine in a tight dress (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Two random pics a week apart and a love triangle story is made! (Cele|bitchy)

Ben on how JLo nearly ruined his career (ASL)

How about this for hot pregnant bikini shots?? (The Blemish)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2009 10:44:15 July 9, 2009 10:44:15

Dealbreaker! DEALBREAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Dlisted)

Kings of Leon and their girls (Just Jared)

Um…how did that man get this girl? (Hollywood Tuna)

Shia shirtless….Oh yeah. (Pop Sugar)

She is SO attractive. Why is she related to him?!!!??? (The Superficial)

Thoughts on Gisele Bundchen with a short blonde wig? (Popoholic)

Audrey Tautou: stunning in Vogue (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Cruz Beckham is named after the GMD!?!?! (INO)

Brought tears to my eyes: Ralph is there for Liam (Cele|bitchy)

Ready for new True Blood? Spoiler photos here! (True-Blood.net)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2009 12:03:00 July 8, 2009 12:03:00

Called into action this afternoon. If you’re into back stories, coherence, and insight…see you tomorrow. Hard core Smuthounds…enjoy. Jacek.

Lady Gaga or the Gimp in Pulp Fiction? I’m not sure. (Dlisted)

Hayden Pantierererererre making improvements. I’m actually not completely turned off (The Superficial)

Lilo covering up from the paps. Odd famewhore behaviour. (Hollywood Tuna)

Daily Rob Remembering things (Just Jared)

The only woman capable of pulling off skinny jeans not wearing skinny jeans. Bring back boot cuts and bell bottoms please. (PopSugar)

Please don’t follow their footsteps Emma. Isn’t that twice now? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Daniel Radcliffe – latest addition to team Elf (ASL)

For Cat – a wet Rafa Nadal (INO)

Transformer bong hits? (Cele|bitchy)

Why is it that every time I do Tingles Lily Allen has a nip slip? (Holy Moly)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2009 11:12:12 July 7, 2009 11:12:12

So where is LipGloss Zac Efron hiding his straightening iron? (Dlisted)

Chicken Fried…pink hay? (Hollywood Tuna)

Zeta goes barefoot on holiday (Just Jared)

WTF? Didn’t she just have a kid??? (The Superficial)

Please. Brad Pitt > Ryan Reynolds (Pop Sugar)

Do you like Sandra Bullock’s travel flats? (INO)

Cracked Lilo in a photobooth (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Hot Harry on a Horse … as a monkey??? (Holy Moly)

Would you trade your J-brands for these? (Popoholic)

Mena Suvari hard body in a bikini (The Blemish)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2009 11:01:39 July 6, 2009 11:01:39

The return of Jordan Catalano. Because Jared Leto needs a job (Dlisted)

What Chav wears to polo (Hollywood Tuna)

LipGloss BlenderLegs MoistFace Elf Efron wears sweat capris (Just Jared)

What happens when Megan Fox tries to act: she takes her clothes off. Look for Seth Cohen! (The Superficial)

Chicken Fried fancy French! (Pop Sugar)

What’s worse for Robin Wright? Modelling or Sean Penn? (INO)

Love this beach shirt. Hate the wearer (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

This can’t be true, Victoria wouldn’t allow it…but CAN YOU IMAGINE? (Cele|bitchy)

Another famewhore poses with a dog (ICYDK)

Shia’s plaid 4th (ASL)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2009 11:44:16 July 3, 2009 11:44:16

What Sam gave Lilo for her bday. Heh.(Dlisted)

This means nothing. You can’t just flick away a Shelfy like a fly (The Superficial)

The GMD spends his birthday watching sweaty men hustle on a pitch (Just Jared)

The Alba Demon: blonde and double diaper bag duty (Hollywood Tuna)

Reese’s bitchface temporarily cured by shopping (Pop Sugar)

Ryan Phillippe in his uniform (INO)

Ed Hardy model client (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

A little flair is good, non? I think he looks good…(Kickette)

True Blood fan? This is your chance to talk to Eric! (True-Blood.net)

Kellan Lutz says he’s just like Emmett. Pretty…period (ASL)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2009 13:02:32 July 2, 2009 13:02:32

Megan Fox mouthslapped (Dlisted)

Alba is such a bitch. But she’s also so pretty (Hollywood Tuna)

Lourdes has the cutest clothes (Just Jared)

Porny’s nipples like stripes (The Superficial)

Useless body in a bikini by the bbq (Pop Sugar)

Wannabe Jennifer Lopez (Popoholic)

What a Showgirl ass looks like now (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Shakira She-Wolf the album cover! (INO)

Vagina Virgins exploiting JailBait (Cele|bitchy)

What Megan Fox would have said to LipGloss BlenderLegs MoistFace Zac Efron (The Blemish)