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Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2009 11:08:19 August 20, 2009 11:08:19

Where Tom Cruise will be shopping (DListed)

And the People created these monsters. The People suck (The Superficial)

More Tori in the morning? Throw up every day (Just Jared)

Are they poor??? (Hollywood Tuna)

Now I get it. Because I can’t stop staring at her bare breasts – NUDITY (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Gwen can wear anything (Pop Sugar)

The weirdest shot of Taupe Jennifer Garner’s neck (INO)

Please. Johnny Depp is probably the only actor who doesn’t care about Oscar (Cele|bitchy)

Poor Mandy Moore – the first time she’s acted in over 2 years (Popoholic)

THIS is what we were waiting for??? I hate it (PopEater)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2009 10:59:21 August 19, 2009 10:59:21

Another bitch lying about her size (Dlisted)

Ass floss (Hollywood Tuna)

Ugh. Why do we need to care about V’s mother if we don’t care about V??? (Just Jared)

This girl is way too hot for Andy Roddick (The Superficial)

My dream: cupcakes and bacon! (Yum Sugar)

And this is the new generation. Thanks Disney (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Time to feel old. Kelly Taylor has a daughter this old?!?!? (INO)

Kristen Stewart: gorgeous, dazed, and confused (Cele|bitchy)

Humourless Justin Timberlake (ASL)

The Chosen One Shiloh and her many gifts (PopEater)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2009 10:56:34 August 18, 2009 10:56:34

Will the Brange Machine ever speak to Tarantino again??? (DListed)

Grow a big ass, become an actor (PopEater)

Blake Lively wearing the wrong size. Again (Hollywood Tuna)

SnapFace Renee Zellweger: her bag is bigger than her body! (Just Jared)

David Beckham rolls up his sleeves (Pop Sugar)

Surprise. September Vogue Charlize Theron looks miserable (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

La Lopez In Style (INO)

Dumb.Ass. (The Blemish)

Evan Rachel Wood. Gorgeous. (Popoholic)

Madonna redefines the PUH (The Superficial)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 17, 2009 10:59:16 August 17, 2009 10:59:16

Leo D does the douchebag hand signal (Dlisted)

Ridiculous. (Hollywood Tuna)

Pippy plays golf in baby blue (Just Jared)

What to buy a useless f-ck for his birthday (The Superficial)

George Clooney wearing the sh-t out of a pair of white pants (Pop Sugar)

Thinnification of Geri begins again (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Russian Emma. Love. (INO)

Hugh Grant is a neurotic mess (Cele|bitchy)

Anti Drug Campaign: Watch this once, but only to see Aaron Carter’s craters. Show your children. (ICYDK)

Brad Pitt on pot and politics and I love him in an open neck shirt (PopEater)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2009 10:26:50 August 14, 2009 10:26:50

The search for John Mayer’s pissing protégé (Dlisted)

This is what happens when dumb people make other dump people famous (The Superficial)

Future Ebola Victim before infection (Just Jared)

Megan Fox: demure clothes can’t wash her skank (Hollywood Tuna)

Kellan Lutz loves it when you look at his big pipes (Pop Sugar)

More hot daddy handholding (INO)

Nothing classier than gel nails covering a nipple (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Probably bullsh-t but Porny has a new QB (Cele|bitchy)

Lilo can’t apply her own self tanner (Popeater)

Ebola to contaminate airwaves again. And your kids' iPhones (The Blemish)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2009 11:15:44 August 13, 2009 11:15:44

Am exploding from cuteness. Love him so much (Dlisted)

Kristen Bell gets dirty, stays clothed (Hollywood Tuna)

Megan Fox talks to your kids (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

How long before Lilo takes off to see Sam and gets fired from this set? (Pop Sugar)

Tori Spelling stuck her finger in some man’s ear. He’s scarred for life (INO)

Lolita P blames YOU for ruining her relationship (Cele|bitchy)

Abbie Cornish on Carb Face and the tabloids (Just Jared)

Kevin Bacon remembers John Hughes (PopEater)

The ass that Leo left behind (The Superficial)

Heather Graham holds on (Popoholic)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2009 11:51:41 August 12, 2009 11:51:41

Travel day for Lainey so I’m stepping in for Tingles and a couple of posts. It’s been a few weeks since my last post so hopefully I can write some half-inspired stuff. I'll try to avoid posting another Ferrell clip.  Can't guarantee it though. 

Larry is so photogenic.  Can't decide if this is better than the attached of him at a football game a while back (Dlisted)

Michael Douglas is proud I’m sure (PopEater)

Not much hotter than Elle sporting teardrops, nips, and no bra under a thin shirt (Hollywood Tuna)

Anne Hathaway needs a bigger helmet (Just Jared)

Is it wrong to hope this jack-off becomes another ATV safety statistic? (The Superficial)

Kruger post asscrack. I prefer asscrack (Pop Sugar)

Former Freebie 5er in Maxim. Nice! (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Current Freebie 5er looking less like a number one lately, I’m sad to say (INO)

Sienna putting homewrecking on hold for the moment (Cele|bitchy)

Pine’s alien head looking half-normal in a visor (ASL)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2009 10:55:14 August 11, 2009 10:55:14

Goddamn. The Lohan aging gene is f-cking up my sh-t (Dlisted)

Wonky Beverly Hills tits (Hollywood Tuna)

You can actually see Ebola’s black hole (The Superficial)

Orlando Bloom’s BFF (Just Jared)

Scarjo and a beefcake who is not her husband (Pop Sugar)

Damn. Paulina is STILL gorgeous (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Washed out Lindsay Lohan and whipped cream (INO)

Megan Fox voluntarily shut her mouth (The Blemish)

Vanessa Hudgens has great legs (Popoholic)

Gay-friendly Jason Mraz (Towleroad)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2009 11:06:52 August 10, 2009 11:06:52

Chicken Fried Britney is missing something (Dlisted)

Benji Madden left this for Ebola? Dumb. (Hollywood Tuna)

Cameron Diaz: the class of last night (Just Jared)

Jeremy Piven vs Mango! (The Superficial)

So. F-cking. Cute! (Pop Sugar)

Filthy Scab has no beauty secrets (no kidding) and wakes up every morning with…her minister? (INO)

Oh shame. Gwyneth gets smacked down by a no lister (Cele|bitchy)

Can’t put my finger on what’s weird about Heather Graham’s body (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Brunette famewhore becomes blonde famewhore (Popeater)

Ugh. Halle Berry BumpWatch (ASL)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2009 10:32:52 August 7, 2009 10:32:52

What Lady Gaga and Jessica Biel have in common…??? (Dlisted)

Porny makes a demure dress look, well, porny! (The Superficial)

We should all strip down to a bra in Central Park (Hollywood Tuna)

Gwen’s boys: too f-cking cute! (Just Jared)

Chicken Fried eye shadow arms? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Taylor Lautner’s shoe problem is back (Pop Sugar)

Why does Jada keep talking about how often Will sexes her? (Cele|bitchy)

Ha! It’s not her own hair! (INO)

Kim Kardashian: swimwear for old people? (Popoholic)

We made them. F-ck us. (Popeater)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2009 11:01:00 August 6, 2009 11:01:00

Who is raising these children????????????? (Dlisted)

The virginal Sienna (Hollywood Tuna)

Sharon Stone’s 50 year old body. WOW. (PopEater)

Will she share her mood stones at Harvard? (Just Jared)

Cindy Crawford’s 43 year old body. WOW. (The Superficial)

Manslinger’s a groupie on the road (Pop Sugar)

Spittle’s kind of woman (INO)

You mean she hasn’t had surgery on this yet? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Why are people obsessed with losers and weight gain? (The Blemish)

Lindsay Lohan: a tiara and her Calvins (Popoholic)