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Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2009 11:03:53 July 21, 2009 11:03:53

Who wants a rub’n’tug Asian styles? (Dlisted)

Fergie adjusts her balls (The Superficial)

What Katie and Little Sci were doing when the GMD was “fratboying” with Becks (Just Jared)

Girls like me don’t look good in jeans like these (Hollywood Tuna)

Jennifer Aniston’s smile when she’s getting laid (Pop Sugar)

What Shane West is getting from Evan Rachel Wood (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

SJP and her dandy – separate lives? Duh. (INO)

Haaahahaahahahhaha! Dina Lohan’s most DELUSIONAL quote EVER! (Cele|bitchy)

For Jacek – Emmanuelle Chriqui’s legs (Popoholic)

There’s actually someone Mickey Rourke won’t sleep with? (Holy Moly)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2009 10:23:47 July 17, 2009 10:23:47

Did he say something negative about Robert Pattinson? This sounds like the work of a Twi-Hard (Dlisted)

How the f-ck does this douche keep getting the girls??? (The Superficial)

Shane and Evan are still together – and they look good (Just Jared)

What do you think of Rachel Bilson’s boots with this dress? (Hollywood Tuna)

Becks: if you ask him to, he’ll take his shirt off (Pop Sugar)

Pissing on Marilyn Monroe (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Little Sci is homesick (INO)

JailBait Miley Cyrus wants to get pissed on (Cele|bitchy)

LipGloss – making scuba look so pretty (ASL)

Maybe the red shoes are giving Ronaldo some extra juice (Kickette)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2009 11:02:47 July 16, 2009 11:02:47

A theory about who robbed Orly Bloom (Dlisted)

Brody Jenner’s girlfriend has a f-cked up face (Hollywood Tuna)

Jessica Simpson’s porny sad face. Try to keep your eyes on it (The Superficial)

Confession: I’m kinda attracted to her boyfriend (Pop Sugar)

Taylor Lautner talks about his body (Just Jared)

Lilo with one leg on the counter (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Vampire Eric gets a movie! (INO)

The shame. Lilo on cable (The Blemish)

Paul McCartney’s amazing appearance on Letterman last night (Cele|bitchy)

Lolita keeps trying…but she can’t look sexy (Popoholic)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2009 11:29:48 July 15, 2009 11:29:48

I’ve spent 10 minutes looking for Marky Mark’s third nipple and I can’t find it (Dlisted)

Pippy panders to the Twi-Hards (The Superficial)

Oh…no… I should not have looked at these photos of Hunter Parrish (Just Jared)

This girl has a massive head (Hollywood Tuna)

Brad Pitt’s Twitter rules (Pop Sugar)

Chicken Fried fried by a Pussycat! (The Scandalist)

The Lindsay Lohan porn video, only a matter of time (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

JailBait becomes a fairy. Time to throw up. (INO)

I’m gloating. I called it. (Cele|bitchy)

I would eat this. But then again I eat chicken feet. Yum. Dim sum. (Towleroad)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2009 11:40:38 July 14, 2009 11:40:38

Never thought it possible but Christian Bale looks like a child molester (Dlisted)

Scarjo’s GOOPed body in Madrid (Hollywood Tuna)

Models are fertile (The Superficial)

Holy Hogwarts! Freddie doesn’t need an invisibility cloak (Just Jared)

Tony Romo wears his player hat (Pop Sugar)

And you wonder why I call her Porny (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

DanRad on the gay issue (INO)

Sandra Bullock takes it off again for Zac Efron? (The Blemish)

Amy Winehouse recycles dress. Has she washed it? Ew. (Zoe Griffin)

They’re real. And rather large for such a small girl. Jacek loves it (Popoholic)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 13, 2009 11:28:11 July 13, 2009 11:28:11

She saw sparkles when he f-cked her (Dlisted)

The tits are the only way to tell them apart (Hollywood Tuna)

I still don’t know what her purpose is, but getting naked is a good start (The Superficial)

Lilo rejected by Russell Brand? (ASL)

Something about Brendan Fraser that’s even MORE unattractive than his hairplugs (Just Jared)

Scarjo’s tiny waist (Pop Sugar)

Drew Barrymore in Brooklyn in skinny jeans – don’t get trampled by Twi-Hards! (ICYDK)

Ok yeah, have to admit she looks good in head to toe leather (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Because Eva Longoria knows you don’t care about her (INO)

Mothers-in-law can be so difficult (Cele|bitchy)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2009 11:34:00 July 10, 2009 11:34:00

Lainey’s stepping away to interview the Potter kids and will be tied up for a bit but will try to Tweet when she can. So here’s the plan Gossips. I’ll do Tingles one more time (properly this time I hope) and post one article that you’ll have to excuse me for cause it has to be done. And after that we should be able to finish with a little more of Lainey’s writing to the relief of many of you I’m sure.


So here goes…

Jude showing Rob how to avoid the crazies (Dlisted)

Megan Fox…expanding implants and the dreaded skinny jean/ballerina slipper combination. No thanks. (Hollywood Tuna)

Homewrecking goes mobile (Just Jared)

What did I say happens when I do Tingles? This time more than a slip. (The Superficial)

If I had a male Freebie 5, he’d only be second to Kobe Bryant (PopSugar)

Eobla in court for neglecting movie commitments? Shocking. (INO)

Elle Macpherson looking fine in a tight dress (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Two random pics a week apart and a love triangle story is made! (Cele|bitchy)

Ben on how JLo nearly ruined his career (ASL)

How about this for hot pregnant bikini shots?? (The Blemish)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2009 10:44:15 July 9, 2009 10:44:15

Dealbreaker! DEALBREAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Dlisted)

Kings of Leon and their girls (Just Jared)

Um…how did that man get this girl? (Hollywood Tuna)

Shia shirtless….Oh yeah. (Pop Sugar)

She is SO attractive. Why is she related to him?!!!??? (The Superficial)

Thoughts on Gisele Bundchen with a short blonde wig? (Popoholic)

Audrey Tautou: stunning in Vogue (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Cruz Beckham is named after the GMD!?!?! (INO)

Brought tears to my eyes: Ralph is there for Liam (Cele|bitchy)

Ready for new True Blood? Spoiler photos here! (

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2009 12:03:00 July 8, 2009 12:03:00

Called into action this afternoon. If you’re into back stories, coherence, and insight…see you tomorrow. Hard core Smuthounds…enjoy. Jacek.

Lady Gaga or the Gimp in Pulp Fiction? I’m not sure. (Dlisted)

Hayden Pantierererererre making improvements. I’m actually not completely turned off (The Superficial)

Lilo covering up from the paps. Odd famewhore behaviour. (Hollywood Tuna)

Daily Rob Remembering things (Just Jared)

The only woman capable of pulling off skinny jeans not wearing skinny jeans. Bring back boot cuts and bell bottoms please. (PopSugar)

Please don’t follow their footsteps Emma. Isn’t that twice now? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Daniel Radcliffe – latest addition to team Elf (ASL)

For Cat – a wet Rafa Nadal (INO)

Transformer bong hits? (Cele|bitchy)

Why is it that every time I do Tingles Lily Allen has a nip slip? (Holy Moly)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2009 11:12:12 July 7, 2009 11:12:12

So where is LipGloss Zac Efron hiding his straightening iron? (Dlisted)

Chicken Fried…pink hay? (Hollywood Tuna)

Zeta goes barefoot on holiday (Just Jared)

WTF? Didn’t she just have a kid??? (The Superficial)

Please. Brad Pitt > Ryan Reynolds (Pop Sugar)

Do you like Sandra Bullock’s travel flats? (INO)

Cracked Lilo in a photobooth (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Hot Harry on a Horse … as a monkey??? (Holy Moly)

Would you trade your J-brands for these? (Popoholic)

Mena Suvari hard body in a bikini (The Blemish)