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Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2009 10:49:00 June 4, 2009 10:49:00

Chicken Fried BooBoos > that Cyrus child (Dlisted)

Asian rub’n’tug in a bikini is also my celebrity doppelganger. But just the face. My body isn’t close. F-ck. (Hollywood Tuna)

Halle glows in white (Just Jared)

The only way Zac Efron can find men to be friends with (The Superficial)

Gwen Stefani can wear white pants (Pop Sugar)

It’s a matter of personal taste, of course, but I… couldn’t do this (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Porny’s sister needs friends too (INO)

Becks loves pork ass (Towleroad)

Jacek loves Cameron’s perfect teardrop from the side (Popoholic)

Does every minute of her vacation need to be documented??? (The Blemish)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2009 11:12:00 June 3, 2009 11:12:00

We are surrounded by f-ckery (Dlisted)

What happens when a cute girl stands next to Marion Cotillard (Hollywood Tuna)

Where you can buy your JailBait (E! Online)

I forgot Heather Graham existed (The Superficial)

Vagina Virgin imitates Justin Timberlake (Just Jared)

Kristen Stewart looks f-cking GORGEOUS (Pop Sugar)

All she does is lick her lips (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Spencer confirms Audrina’s one night stand. And Chris Pine is still an idiot (INO)

When useless girls give ultimatums (Webster’s is my bitch)

The Mentalist and the Alba Bitch (ASL)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2009 11:54:10 June 2, 2009 11:54:10

For any of you who still doubt that my Twi-hard hate mail is fake (Dlisted)

Am sad that she doesn’t eat anymore (Hollywood Tuna)

Megan Fox loved her hair, even though everyone else didn’t (The Superficial)

Never sad to see Hugh in a tux (Just Jared)

But the question is – did Reese have to pay for them? (Pop Sugar)

Why is Letterman inviting this sh-t??? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Every Twi-hard would die, literally, for this chance (INO)

The only time Ebola turns down a set of balls and it’s the worst mistake ever (Holy Moly)

You will disagree, but Leighton’s was my favourite (Popoholic)

Kristin Cavallari is always a step behind (The Blemish)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2009 11:07:19 June 1, 2009 11:07:19

Daniel Craig is ice cold and needs to be sucked (Dlisted)

Selling out your kids can buy you a bikini body (Hollywood Tuna)

Granny Freeze finds her own Pax? (Just Jared)

Heidi’s kind of penis (The Superficial)

Chicken Fried budget pink booties (Pop Sugar)

Beyonce on a bike…in Uggs! (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Harry Potter doesn’t like shooting sex (INO)

Naomi & Liev made SUCH a cute baby (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

How Megan Fox is like Denise Richards (ICYDK)

Who’s wearing more foundation? (ASL)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 29, 2009 11:18:12 May 29, 2009 11:18:12

Please. Stop. This. F-ckery!!! (Dlisted)

The only girl whose own hair is worse than a weave (Hollywood Tuna)

Fox and Douche actually make a cute couple (Just Jared)

Model parents all over Hollywood (The Superficial)

Chicken Fried demure in her new video! (Pop Sugar)

Vagina Lips book tour (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

How will the tabs spin this Jolie accident? (PopEater)

Cate Blanchett. In Style. Enough said. (INO)

Why Julia left Kiefer (ASL)

For those of you who’ve been looking for these shoes (Antwerp is the new Paris)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2009 11:14:11 May 28, 2009 11:14:11

She and Lindsay Lohan should have a crack tweet-off (Dlisted)

Rossum mom jeans! (Hollywood Tuna)

Sapphic was so last year (The Superficial)

My mother does this for half an hour a day, 3000 revolutions (Just Jared)

Cameron Diaz is not Kate Hudson (Pop Sugar)

Fergie: great ass, better bag (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Shamef-ck’s burger gives orgasms (INO)

Busted Becks still so hot (Kickette)

Buffy baby bump! (The Blemish)

Evangeline is no Angelina but I do want her dress (Popoholic)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2009 11:21:40 May 27, 2009 11:21:40

Brange takes a backseat to losers (Dlisted)

OK Jeter…just propose! (Hollywood Tuna)

Cammie D in a green bikini! (The Superficial)

Mandy Moore wearing a Carrie Underwood discard (Just Jared)

George Clooney after sushi (Pop Sugar)

Old school Charlize Theron (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

She must wipe herself constantly (INO)

Where Lilo gets her Single White Female gene (Holy Moly)

Boring & Boring can’t stop kissing (E! Online)

Poor Man’s Jolie tries hard again (ASL)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2009 10:20:45 May 26, 2009 10:20:45

So many women want to look like this. I hate people. (Dlisted)

I disagree about this MILF (Hollywood Tuna)

Yes. Please taunt us with your beautiful child (Just Jared)

Best actress tries to quit smoking (The Superficial)

Becks and a little girl! Awwww! (Pop Sugar)

Another reason why Karl hates Klum (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Twi-hards simultaneously orgasm (INO)

Going bald for Mimi!!!! (Cele|bitchy)

Jerry Springer goes to London (Holy Moly)

This is Avril...but it could totally be Miley (The Blemish)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2009 10:58:20 May 25, 2009 10:58:20

By far the sexiest cheese in Cannes (Dlisted)

Canadian Scabby celebrates an American holiday (Hollywood Tuna)

Shamef-ck shirtless! (Just Jared)

Anything goes in Heidi’s mouth (The Superficial)

Is it me or does Patrick Dempsey have very small feet? (Pop Sugar)

Kate Moss nipshot for Topshop (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Lilo was supposed to be Robo? (INO)

It’s 2009, Obama is President, and this is still going on… (Cele|bitchy)

Fergie borrows from a horse’s ass (ICYDK)

Kylie to marry? (ASL)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 22, 2009 10:27:00 May 22, 2009 10:27:00

Check out today’s tingles. Lainey’s likely going comment on some of these with full articles on Monday cause some of this sh-t is amazing, but this should carry you through to the weekend…

20K for a kiss from Rob? Naa..Twi-hards aren’t crazy at all (Dlisted)

Yummy Blake’s acting no match her great tits and legs (Hollywood Tuna)

Clay Aiken likes to piss where he sleeps (Gawker)

Fergie wearing a Pontiac Trans Am roof on her face (Just Jared)

The GMD doing guy things at the Laker Game cause that’s what guys do (Pop Sugar)

Jean Claude packing some tighty heat – hilarious! (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Owen Wilson’s too famous to wait in line (INO)

See? What did I say about BlenderLegs? Look at this pic! You don’t even have to look for it with him (Cele|bitchy)

Kate Hudson as a trailer park brunette – no thanks! (PopEater)

Ebola and her man public f-cking – basically not kidding (The Superficial)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2009 10:30:11 May 21, 2009 10:30:11

Where I live isn’t only about Twilight (Dlisted)

Meth Face + Sateen = horrid sh-ts (Hollywood Tuna)

Yeah my ‘mo gave me a ring too (The Superficial)

Robo, what the f-ck are you WEARING? (Pop Sugar)

Disco ball uterus (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

That thing on her leg just about sums up her style (Just Jared)

Massage parlour trash spawns (Cele|bitchy)

I want this bikini (Popoholic)

Chicken Fried hard thighs (The Blemish)

Tori Spelling can’t shake KFed Jr (INO)