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Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2009 11:34:11 May 20, 2009 11:34:11

So I just wrapped on the carpet at the Palais. Now headed to another event. Follow my tweets! Will post about Brange as soon as I have a chance! They were crazy gorgeous tonight.

In the meantime, please see below - my friends will smut you. Commentary by my hubby so please excuse us in advance…

Mother of ***! Mask please! (DListed)

Number two on my Freebie 5 on the carpet in Cannes (JustJared)

She might be on it if she ate occasionally (PopSugar)

Hayden Panettiere making me question my sexuality. Brrr. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Gisele setting me straight again (Hollywood Tuna)

Aniston exhausted from not being talked about daily (INO)

Lilo on her way to important meetings cause she’s serious (ASL)

T.I.’s situation in jail (Cele|bitchy)

Ebola making a Petri dish of the waters near Cannes (IDLYITW)

Chris Pine – I don’t get it. He just doesn’t look right. It’s the head shape and the forehead - eye relationship (The Superficial)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2009 11:14:56 May 19, 2009 11:14:56

The origin of 6 lips (Dlisted)

Lolita has a great body (Hollywood Tuna)

Squirrel face wearing a lizard (Just Jared)

Who’s not good enough for GOOPy? (The Superficial)

The Jolie before the Cannes carpet (Pop Sugar)

Why Brad Pitt won’t come out of his villa (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Why does she always pick her ear? Does it make you look thinner? (INO)

Sienna and Josh take 2 (Cele|bitchy)

How is this a fashion shot??? (Popoholic)

Oh no, this isn’t filthy at ALL (The Blemish)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2009 05:51:36 May 18, 2009 05:51:36

Douche & Lipstick (Dlisted)

You will feel better about your body. I promise (Hollywood Tuna)

Rachel Weisz gorgeous in green (Just Jared)

The Alba Bitch canNOT drive (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Damn. That is ROUGH Chicken Fried Britney (Pop Sugar)

He’s hot as a blonde, non? (INO)

Jen’s movie sucks, and another Brad doesn’t want her – time for a pity party! (Cele|bitchy)

Exterminating Ebola will be much more expensive (The Superficial)

I don’t like my Matt Saracen this hairy (ASL)

Brad Pitt pre-Cannes (ICYDK)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2009 07:34:38 May 15, 2009 07:34:38

Supermodel throwdown! (Dlisted)

Ummmm…is this by Tina Knowles? (Hollywood Tuna)

Can you imagine if these two wrestled naked? (Just Jared)

They’re making another American Pie with KFed but not her (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

DILF fight: Jason Bateman rivals Hugh Jackman (Pop Sugar)

What? Mr Perfect is a cheater??? (Cele|bitchy)

The perils of being Robert Pattinson (INO)

How a has-been stays relevant (The Superficial)

A wet Vagina Virgin (ASL)

Weekend footie quiver (Kickette)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2009 11:28:25 May 14, 2009 11:28:25

Douchebag’s pick up lines (Dlisted)

Cindy Crawford has this body, still gets cheated on (Hollywood Tuna)

How Eminem is like John Mayer (The Superficial)

Daniel Craig looks rough, just the way I like him (Just Jared)

Baller Reese poses for paps (Pop Sugar)

How the hell does this bitch get the girls? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

SnapFace’s snapface is loosening up! (INO)

Newsflash: the GMD wants more sexy time from Katie. Hahahahahahaha (Cele|bitchy)

What’s with Anna Faris and all the skin shots? (Popoholic)

Who vomited on George Clooney? (The Blemish)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2009 11:19:26 May 13, 2009 11:19:26

The funniest sh-t I have read all day (Dlisted)

Lyla Garrity is Blair Waldorf’s single white female (Hollywood Tuna)

If any child could do it, she could thaw out my womb (Just Jared)

Lolita in London looks like it’s Mom Night (The Superficial)

Ashley Olsen’s face looks really f-cking weird here (Pop Sugar)

Famewhore Mermaid (IDLYITW)

Kate keeps Leo close (INO)

Alanis on the beach! (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

David Beckham: spot his amazing word (Cele|bitchy)

Greedy f-cker’s career is over (ASL)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2009 08:47:09 May 12, 2009 08:47:09

It sucks…but I’d STILL take it over Rossum (Dlisted)

Surprise. It’s short. Ugh. Can’t stand her. (Hollywood Tuna)

Jennifer Aniston covers up her rock climbing outfit (Just Jared)

Is one bigger than the other? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Get one step closer to Robert Pattinson (Pop Sugar)

The most public split ever. Are we sure it's real? (Cele|bitchy)

Look out London! Guess who’s coming? (INO)

Natalie Portman between 2 ferns (Popoholic)

Lilo’s latest attention grab: she wants you think she’s pregnant (Holy Moly)

Liars have terrible memories (The Blemish)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2009 10:02:12 May 11, 2009 10:02:12

Victoria and David Beckham are outlasting everyone (Dlisted)

Blair Waldorf bikini body! (Just Jared)

Reese’s naughty bruise in her sexy spot. Am impressed. Didn’t think she and Jakey had it in them (Pop Sugar)

Who leaked Rihanna’s nudes? (The Superficial)

Meadow has a great ass (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Activia turns your hair pink (INO)

Should Kate Winslet just let this go? (Cele|bitchy)

Is he the Gimp? (ICYDK)

A lighter Fox eats boys (ASL)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2009 11:02:32 May 8, 2009 11:02:32

See? This is what douchebags wear (Dlisted)

Ew! Is she here? (Hollywood Tuna)

My loins just exploded (Just Jared)

Beefcake bloodsucker cheese (Pop Sugar)

There’s a pageant for pole dancing (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Christian Bale is not sterile (INO)

Please. There was no trying involved (Cele|bitchy)

The brains behind the Ebola Empire (The Superficial)

Naomi Campbell – loyal lunatic (Antwerp is the new Paris)

Can’t believe she’s almost 10 (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2009 08:24:41 May 7, 2009 08:24:41

When art imitates the GMD’s prisoner (Dlisted)

Best hacked defence: NOW STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVEN’T SEEN A TITTY BEFORE (Hollywood Tuna)

His gunholding doesn’t look right. But the way he’s touching Jude makes me giggle (Just Jared)

I don’t trust his sideburns (The Superficial)

In between Manslinger booty calls (Pop Sugar)

She couldn’t go with a dark bra? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

This child wants four children (INO)

Sunday Rose colour coordinates with Granny Freeze! (Cele|bitchy)

Does Miss California look a little like Porny Simpson…without the mom jeans? (The Blemish)

Every Fox photoshoot looks the same (Popoholic)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2009 11:27:46 May 6, 2009 11:27:46

Would you want to marry him if he still looked like this? (Dlisted)

They’re competing with JailBait and her Flavour Savour (Hollywood Tuna)

Bale’s little backpack! (Just Jared)

She’s still got it! (The Superficial)

Courtside Bruno! (Pop Sugar)

Ummm…are we sure she’s not popping pills anymore? PS. She’s also promoting a new record. Great timing (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

What she looks like when she’s properly styled (INO)

Why SnapFace is looking less snappy (Cele|bitchy)

When Chris met Kirk (A Socialite’s Life)

Becks in leather… in a locker room! (Kickette)