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Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2009 11:23:34 May 5, 2009 11:23:34

OK that’s a wrap on the Met Gala. Much more gossip to come. Hose yourselves down Twi-hards…new photos are coming. After these words from my friends:

Even this is more attractive than Tori Spelling (Dlisted)

Oh yeah baby Lyla! (Hollywood Tuna)

Victoria Beckham: see through and a PUH (Just Jared)

Reese and Jakey Roman Romance! (Pop Sugar)

Who’s racing Lilo to rehab? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Unlike Madge, her accent is real! (INO)

Cam single? Shelfy panics! (Cele|bitchy)

Here comes the Fox assault (Popoholic)

Guy Ritchie is like John Travolta? (Holy Moly)

Nip slips aren’t age-ist (The Superficial)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2009 11:54:31 May 4, 2009 11:54:31

Would you want to know if he jerked off to you? (Dlisted)

Shelf Ass got Shelfier! (Hollywood Tuna)

Spittle with the Slumdogs! (Just Jared)

When supermodels marry douchebags (The Superficial)

Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson: backstage drinking Canadian! (Pop Sugar)

Audrina Partridge lookalike infection spreading (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Taylor Swift: adorable and admits to what we all do…sometimes? (INO)

As if you COULD take Cate Blanchett down…?!!! Bitch… please! (Cele|bitchy)

When a hooker sings… (ICYDK)

She’s his ass-talking perfect match (A Socialite's Life)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2009 10:58:00 May 1, 2009 10:58:00

ALL of these ladies are more attractive than Tori Spelling (Dlisted)

Hurley tweaked in sateen (Hollywood Tuna)

No! No! No! Blonde Blair Waldorf looks haggard and unhealthy (Just Jared)

Little Sci’s penetrating eyes (Pop Sugar)

Rich snobs hate Madonna (The Superficial)

Looks like an ultrasound on her ass (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Dollhouse downgrade! (INO)

JailBait’s daddy says it’s ok to sleep over in Hawaii (Cele|bitchy)

There are more wrinkles on her forehead than on Granny Freeze’s (IDLYITW)

Which LipGloss does not belong? (A Socialite's Life)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2009 11:05:16 April 30, 2009 11:05:16

Blue streaks, board shorts, and a beater tank (Dlisted)

She actually has an ass. Is it fake too? (Hollywood Tuna)

Brangelunatics are jealous of him (Just Jared)

The new excuse for cheating (The Superficial)

I love MK’s bag (Pop Sugar)

Cellulite > Robert Pattinson: twi-hards should protest (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

If they can make up, why not Brange and Jen? (INO)

He cheats, now he won’t pay (Cele|bitchy)

Naughty and leggy (Popoholic)

The best nickname for a ‘roid monkey (The Blemish)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 29, 2009 11:40:15 April 29, 2009 11:40:15

My favourite, FAVOURITE photo of the week (Dlisted)

Ummm…who smeared her face? (Hollywood Tuna)

Brad Pitt: PUH (Just Jared)

Blair Waldorf is blonde. Discuss. (Pop Sugar)

As you’d expect, Ebola’s best accessory looks like a penis (The Superficial)

Size 2 heads to a semi formal (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

How does LipGloss use her Goat Toe? (INO)

Crackheads made the best bras (Cele|bitchy)

Waaaaay beastlier than Zac Efron (A Socialite’s Life)

Don’t worry. She’s buying a local baby and not a foreign one (IDLYITW)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2009 11:01:00 April 28, 2009 11:01:00

Will his he-mommy come defend him? (Dlisted)

The ugliest dress on a B lister I’ve seen in a long, long time (Hollywood Tuna)

Sweet Shiloh…look at Taupe’s shorts! (Just Jared)

How did she manage to remember her lines? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Why couldn’t Leo and Jack sit next to each other and compare hair? (Pop Sugar)

Dry Lips becomes a Vampire (INO)

Ew! Spittle in sweats and an Indian booty call! (Cele|bitchy)

But it’s so obvious that she eats, isn’t it? (Holy Moly)

Everyone succumbs to sateen (Popoholic)

Listen to the Alba Bitch’s ego at the end of this video (The Blemish)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2009 11:28:57 April 27, 2009 11:28:57

Chicken Fried feminine hygiene! (Dlisted)

What Salma is contributing to her marriage (Hollywood Tuna)

But would they have denied Angelina Jolie? (INO)

Imitation Beyonce? (The Superficial)

Porny, Tony, and Daisy go on holiday! (Pop Sugar)

Megan Fox is skinnier than you (Just Jared)

She taught Shelfy how to strip (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Spittle boysh-t! (Cele|bitchy)

OF COURSE it was a cash bar! Of course it was! (ICYDK)

Do her eyes not open all the way anymore? (A Socialite’s Life)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2009 09:27:16 April 24, 2009 09:27:16

When trash fights trash (Dlisted)

No to the fringe, yes to the dress (Hollywood Tuna)

How will the tabloids spin Brad’s visit? Delivering divorce papers? (Just Jared)

Rehab can’t cure ghetto abs! (Pop Sugar)

Begging Justin Timberlake – and it’s not Shelfy Biel (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

RJD’s ego (INO)

Lilo dips below 100 (Cele|bitchy)

I don’t care about her but she has a nice body (The Superficial)

What it means to “spoon” a nose (ASL)

LipGloss has an imposter! (ONTD)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2009 11:22:29 April 23, 2009 11:22:29

Is she related to Dina Lohan? (Dlisted)

Like the outfit, not the airhead (Hollywood Tuna)

Like the outfit, and the star! (Just Jared)

Who said they were hot??? (Pop Sugar)

She goes back to basics (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Several more reasons to love Hugh Jackman (INO)

Is trash really this fertile? (Cele|bitchy)

Eva > Alba (Popoholic)

Newsflash! Jennifer Aniston is clingy! (Holy Moly)

John Mayer is like George Clooney (The Blemish)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2009 08:53:35 April 22, 2009 08:53:35

Is she a fraud? (Dlisted)

Those are her lips, not a distant island (Hollywood Tuna)

Holy f-ck, did he ever get ugly fast (Just Jared)

Billionaire photo cheese! (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Who are the new besties? (Pop Sugar)

By drunk she means tall (INO)

Mrs. Beckham misspelled (Cele|bitchy)

Does this girl own pants? (IDLYITW)

A good mother uses her child as a prop (A Socialite's Life)

Nicole Richie grows! (The Superficial)

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2009 11:04:33 April 21, 2009 11:04:33

Carbs are evil (Dlisted)

Of course they went to Coachella. Of course they did. (Just Jared)

B don’t tweet (Pop Sugar)

She thinks it’s a good job… do you? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Go on a date with Ryan Reynolds! (INO)

The Ultimate Natural Beauty (Cele|bitchy)

If she’s a size 2, I’m Gwyneth Paltrow (The Blemish)

The new #1 on my husband’s Freebie Five (Popoholic)

Lourdes Leon, fashion plate (Celebrity Baby Scoop)