Sponsored Smut: "Lainey"s Essences Revealed"
As part of their smutty sponsorship, Herbal Essences is dedicating a special section to “personal essence”. To tell you the truth, I was afraid of coming across like that sh*t you read in self-helpy, self-love books and the whole Oprah philosophy. I have no idea how to define “personal essence”. I do however know that Mischa Barton broke my arm, I love dogs, my mother is a Chinese Squawking Chicken, I gambled away my rent in 4th year, and I’d rather watch shoe porn than Dancing with the Stars. Seriously…why do people waste their time??? And why aren’t more of you watching Friday Night Lights? That pretty much sums up the “essence” you’ll find on this page over the next few weeks.