Sponsored Smut: Pizza Hut Tuscani Pastas
You know why celebrities are so cranky and demanding all the time? It’s carbohydrate deficiency, I’m convinced. I know this because I’ve been white rice deficient for two weeks and my husband is walking around mimicking The Horns: two knuckles placed on either side of his temple to illustrate the devil – what I’ve become. It’s what happens when a Chinese girl goes without white rice.
So can you imagine a lifetime deprivation? These Hollywood bitches and their food discipline!
Anyway, please, on Sunday night, for me, while you’re watching the Oscars, go carb heavy. I will join you in spirit and in calories at the end of the night when I peel my dress off.
Pasta (or pizza) on Oscar night, surrounded by friends, yelling at the TV, chasing with a glass of wine (or beer)… enjoy your Oscar viewing party and think about how Victoria Beckham will never have as much as you’ll be having Sunday night.
Pizza Hut is giving away a $200 gift certificate to let you experience Tuscani Pastas at home. To enter the draw, email firstname.lastname@example.org before midnight Pacific on Tuesday, February 24th, 2009 with Tuscani as the title. Standard terms apply. Good luck!
About Tuscani Pastas and Pizza Hut
Just in time for awards season, Pizza Hut — Canada’s largest national pizza chain — has added another celebrity to its already star-studded delivery cast… Tuscani Pastas! Tuscani Pastas are available in two classic recipes: Meaty Marinara and Creamy Chicken Alfredo. Each Tuscani Pasta order delivers 3 lbs of home style oven-baked rotini pasta topped with sauce and cheese.