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Did I marry Joey Fatone? I think my mother thinks I married Joey Fatone. Because she sent my husband two shirts as an early birthday present this week and given her powers of selection, it looks like she was shopping for Joey Fatone, or some other guido/boy bander she"s somehow convinced is her son-in-law.
Let me break it down some more. My mother believes I would be proud to step out of my house with a man wearing these:
- a shirt with leather patches at the shoulders and some kind of raver phoenix over the heart and the other...the other with a stitched dog enclosed inside a stitched heart!!! A stitched dog enclosed within a stitched heart. A STITCHED DOG inside a STITCHED HEART.
Obviously, it"s not happening. Never. Ever. E-VER.
I called her about it, not wanting to seem ungrateful but gently explained to her that it"s not really his style. She proceeded to tell me rather proudly that he and I have no "fashion". And that we will be sorry in a year when all the "Hollywoods" are wearing her picks.
Thing is... the crazy thing is...
There are ACTUALLY dudes who"d dig these shirts. Seriously.
So I"m throwing them on eBay, luring the tacky ass slicksters with a couple of tacky ass tops. Will keep you posted.
What"s the strangest thing you"ve ever sold on eBay?
A $75 eBay gift certificate is up for grabs - send me your submission: the craziest item you"ve put up on eBay. If I pick you, the gift certificate is yours.
You can spend it on my 2 ugly shirts.
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