Sponsored Tingles: Be Simon Cowell for cats!
Or are you a Paula?
Obviously I’m totally a Simon. And Simon makes the most money. I always wonder about that – he is paid much, MUCH more than the other judges… is that ok with the other judges?
It’s what I loved most about the cast of Friends – they all asked for the same, the all earned the same. Friendship and fairness over ego? It rarely happens in Hollywood. It doesn’t happen on American Idol. Simon’s paycheque surpasses everyone else’s. He gets paid to be judgy. I’d love to get paid to be judgy. Don’t pretend you wouldn’t either. We all love being judgy. But Paula might not get to be paid to be judgy anymore. Apparently Paula is expendable.
So are you a Paula or a Simon, or somewhere in between?
It’s time to practise. On cats!
As you know, Royale’s symbol is a kitten. They’re looking for a new faces, new spokeskittens, so to speak, and they’re asking for your help.
Will it be Diva, Groovin’, Kung Fu, or Sherlock?
I’m torn between Kung Fu and Sherlock. Kung Fu’s fearlessness is pretty cute. And, in sharp contrast to my beagle Marcus, who fronts like he’s tough but ends up cowering, I feel like Kung Fu’s courage is totally authentic.
But Sherlock is smart. Sherlock knows smut – where to find it, how to source it.
It’s not a slamdunk choice.
Click here to choose your favourite.
Ugh. I don’t like Diva at all. Diva doesn’t seem to have much personality.