Stacy Keibler is hosting a new show on Lifetime called Supermarket Superstar. I guess it’s like Dragon’s Den or Shark Tank where contestants pitch their food ideas to food experts and if they win, their product will be distributed at the supermarket. It was announced Full Story

George Clooney spent the weekend in London. On Saturday night he hit up Loulou’s, a club in Mayfair. Here he is, leaving with his security team shortly before closing. Shortly after, two women were also seen exiting the venue. And one of them looked a lot like Monika Jakisic. They call her the Croatian Sensation. Full Story

George Clooney was photographed in London last night after dinner with friends. UK gossips have suggested that he seemed unsteady on his feet. I believe it. I’ve seen it. It’s a good time when George goes out. For the last few months, George has been directing The Monuments Men. Full Story

George Clooney, his producing partner Grant Heslov, and Matt Damon have been shooting The Monuments Men in Germany the last couple of months. Evidently they needed a break. So they spent a few days in Italy... It’s almost summertime. Which means it’s Como Time. At least it is for George, who has no wife and children to go back to during his down time. Full Story

I don’t hate it. Not at all. It’s far from the worst of the night. Or the most boring. Or the most Try. It’s not a mega standout but that’s OK too. It wouldn’t have been possible for Stacy Keibler, without George Clooney, to rise to the top anyway. But middle of the pack is about right. Full Story

Please don’t make me tell you who Natalie Green is. Oh it’s like that, is it? Fine. I’m old. I can take it. Click here. The payoff comes at the 1:00 mark. But don’t fall into a YouTube hole and not come back. We have so much more to talk about today! Anyway, Mindy Cohn, aka Natalie Green, showed up at the opening of the Tracy Anderson Flagship Studio yesterday starring not Tracy Anderson but Gwyneth Paltrow, her most famous, most toned, most quinoa-ed client. Full Story

US Weekly reported a couple of weeks ago that the “end is near” for Stacy Keibler and George Clooney. They’d not spent much time together the last few months. The unreliable UK Sun followed up with that and went full bullsh-t on a story about George kissing her off with an apartment and some cash. Full Story

As I reported a couple of days after the Oscars, every source I talked to that weekend was of the opinion that George Clooney and Stacy Keibler had entered the third act of their relationship. I also wrote that she was rumoured to be calling Geoff Stults behind George’s back; Stults is an actor she was dealing with before she and Clooney started dating. Full Story

Fresh off his Oscar win for Argo, George Clooney was in Germany yesterday accepting the Deutscher Medienpreis Award. Stacy Keibler, meanwhile, was photographed running errands in LA. You know, they’ve not been together all that much this year. He’s spent some time overseas and she’s been in the States shooting her show. Full Story

Please can we enjoy this moment again? I love this moment. I loved it when Amy Poehler sat on George Clooney’s lap when his category was being presented. Look at his face. Look at that smile. This is when I love him the most. He’s game, you know? As Duana said at the time, George Clooney is rarely pouty. Full Story

Every time George Clooney makes a movie these days it’s considered an Oscar contender. Who wouldn’t want in on some of that action? Is that why Justin Theroux signed with CAA? His fiancée can help with that too. So while Brange is off with their nanny militia over in the Caribbean, the child-free celebrity circuit is counting down to 2013 on the other side -- she and Justin apparently had dinner with George and Stacy Keibler in Cabo the other night. Full Story

There were two false reports of a split this year and, at last check over Thanksgiving, Stacy Keibler is still the official George Clooney companion, with all its benefits and accessories as rewards for not asking for marriage and children. So it’ll be her second Clooney Christmas, if there’s no change in status. Full Story

Ok we’ll get to that in a minute but first... Look how tall Presley Gerber is! Cindy Crawford’s son will be 14 next July. If I were his age, he would be trouble for me. So here’s George Clooney with his best friend Rande and his family and yes, of course, Stacy Keibler too, all of them spending Thanksgiving together in Mexico. Full Story

Stacy Keibler presented at the American Music Awards last night because... She’s dating George Clooney? Far as I know there’s not much else to promote. And whatever she does have to promote, I’m pretty sure it’s not on ABC either. Whatever. We’ve already established that being George Clooney’s girlfriend has its many advantages, so long as you’re not a dumbass about the contraband, marriage and babies. Full Story