Shelf Ass at TIFF
Full line up has now been announced for the Toronto International Film Festival. Bright stars and the potential for very, very, very juicy smut. The list of high profile expected attendees is below but right off the top – Shelfy Jessica Biel will be there! Shelf Ass trying to assert herself in a great sea of real actors – needless to say, she’s begging, BEGGING the Pip to join her for some play. Because as you know, it’s the only way she’ll get any.
As for quiveration representation? There is much to look forward to:
Adrien Brody, Ben Barnes, Viggo, Ralph Fiennes, Colin Farrell… and so much more, including JIM STURGESS. He’ll help me get over Michael Phelps. Squee!
TIFF opens September 4th. It’s my third festival. No sleep, too many drinks, and possibly another Brange riot in Yorkville! Can’t wait!
Attached – Shelfy and the Pip arriving at LAX the other day and Jim Sturgess at Cannes in May.
PS. I LOVE Mark Ruffalo!
Adrien Brody, Alan Alda, Alec Baldwin, Alicia Keys, Anne Hathaway, Antonio Banderas, Atom Egoyan, Ben Barnes, Ben Kingsley, Benicio Del Toro, Bill Maher, Brad Pitt, Bryce Dallas Howard, Charlize Theron, Chris Evans, Christopher Walken, Claire Danes, Colin Farrell, Colin Firth, Cynthia Nixon, Dakota Fanning, David Schwimmer, Debra Winger, Deepa Mehta, Derek Luke, Don McKellar, Edward Norton, Ethan Coen, Ethan Hawke, Eva Amurri, Evan Rachel Wood, Evangeline Lilly, Frances McDormand, Gael García Bernal, Geoffrey Rush, George Clooney, Gerard Butler, Gil Bellows, Greg Kinnear, Guy Ritchie, Jack White, Jeff Goldblum, Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Hudson, Jeremy Irons, Jeremy Northam, Jeremy Piven, Jessica Biel, Jim Sturgess, Joel Coen, John Malkovich, Jonathan Demme, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Joshua Jackson, Julia Ormond, Julianne Moore, Justin Chatwin, Kate Beckinsale, Kate Mara, Kathryn Bigelow, Keira Knightley, Kevin Smith, Kevin Zegers, Kieran Culkin, Kristin Scott Thomas, Laura Linney, Lauren Graham, LeBron James, Liam Neeson, Marisa Tomei, Mark Ruffalo, Matt Damon, Matt Dillon, Michael Cera, Mickey Rourke, Olivier Assayas, Paul Bettany, Paul Dano, Paul Gross, Peter O'Toole, Queen Latifah, Rachal Blanchard, Rachel McAdams, Rachel Weisz, Ralph Fiennes, Randy Quaid, Renee Zellweger, Richard Linklater, Ricky Gervais, Rinko Kikuchi, Rodrigo Santoro, Rory Culkin, Sam Neill, Samantha Bee, Scott Speedman, Sir Michael Caine, Sophia Bush, Sophie Okonedo, Spike Lee, Steve Zahn, Steven Soderbergh, Susan Sarandon, Tea Leoni, Tilda Swinton, Tim Robbins, Tim Roth, Timothy Hutton, Tom Wilkinson, Viggo Mortensen, Vincent Cassel, Vincent D'Onofrio, Wong Kar Wai, Zac Efron, Zooey Deschanel.