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The episodes keep getting more pointless and ridiculous and this time there was no dress porn. No joy at all. Also Vanessa’s moral spray came back and sucked the happiness out of everyone. We were forced to care about Tripp, we continued to marvel at how Jenny doesn’t matter, we wondered why an 18 year is all of a sudden David Plouffe, and Robert Pattinson should sue Patrick Roberts for being too short and gross. Full Story
Beyonce was a big winner last at the EMAs and in a rare show of public affection thanked her husband: “There is only one person I want to thank. And that is Jay for putting a ring on it.” Cuuuuute. Backstage they were even cuddly in front of the cameras. This almost never happens. Cuuuuute. Full Story
What else is there to look at? Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry arrived back in LA yesterday from New York with baby Nahla, all 3 colour coordinated, all 3 styled perfectly, all 3 ridiculously beautiful, reminding us what ordinary really means. Ordinary is anything that is not them. This is absurd. Please stop coming out in public. Full Story
Many of you wrote yesterday pointing out, quite rightly, that he at least deserved to be included in the analysis. I apologise for the oversight. This is Colin Firth last night at 2 events in LA – first a screening of A Single Man and then at the BAFTA/Brittania Awards wearing a tux and, sigh, my favourite smile. Full Story
Diane Kruger in New York at a Chanel event and Fete d’Hiver. Am crying. Tears of hungry want. So bad. Of course it’s Chanel. And therefore completely unaffordable. But it’s the perfect colour and the perfect cap sleeves and the perfect fit and f-ck her for wearing it and also loving Joshua Jackson because she does and they do and she slips in and out of Vancouver undetected every other weekend or so and she was here for Halloween and they walked around downtown undisturbed and totally wrapped in each other and this dress … when I daydream about me and James Franco, I will be wearing this dress. Full Story
Good on James Marsden. Finally. Because he’s almost always the other guy. Except with Katherine Heigl. He was the guy for her in 27 Dresses. Which is almost worse than being the other guy. In The Box however James is Cameron’s guy. It’s a thriller about a box and a million dollars and a button that kills someone… and what do you do? Trailer is below and the film opens on Friday. Full Story
It’s been a year since Adrien Brody’s embarrassing spread in Hello Magazine showing off the fake castle he used to inhabit with then girlfriend Elsa Pataky. Elsa was unable to leverage anything more than a wannabe royal residence out of Adrien and their romance has since reportedly fizzled. Full Story
Was messaged all over Twitter and by email yesterday from Twilight fans asking for an opinion on “the photos”. Que? Turns out that the Kristen Stewart/Robert Pattinson Harper’s Bazaar cover shoot pictures had leaked – untouched click here... Full Story
Many of you wrote yesterday about Brad Pitt’s beard beads… They’re left over from his Halloween costume, guess he just wanted to keep them. I have no quarrel with his beard beads. I have a quarrel with the beard. But this is Brad Pitt. Full Story
Is not like Posh. Posh goes to a wedding and upstages the bride. Jennifer Aniston, while riddled with insecurities of her own, wouldn’t violate Girl Code so flagrantly. But she is smart enough to show off those legs. Angie beats her in the face but Jen has better legs. Flaunting them at a wedding… it’s a great place to meet a man. Full Story
The Beckhams were courtside at the Laker game the other night. As you can see, Posh is trying out some soft waves on her growing bob. Looks good. Really good. She was very pretty that night. Would have been prettier if she’d let herself smile. But of course not. There were too many cameras around. Full Story
Between these two. And while Emmy Rossum is a Why Is if there ever was a Why Is, Demi was an It at the beginning and continues to be now, if for no other reason than her seemingly eternal beauty. I spoke to Demi briefly at TIFF. I have seen this up close. Full Story
A spectacular Reese Witherspoon showed up at the Avon event in New York last night. And she knows it too. Look at that smug little face. America’s Sunshine is the Avon spokesperson, and she certainly pulled it all out for the photos to make sure the Avon name gets enough play today. As for Jakey, well, he’s in NYC too. Full Story
There were a few of them last night at the Hollywood Film Festival awards gala last night. Let’s start with Jeremy Renner. Because I’ve been remiss in not giving The Hurt Locker enough love. It deserves a lot of love. After all these months though, The Hurt Locker is still getting the love. Full Story
Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig took their ladies out last night at the Worldwide Orphans Foundation 5th Annual Benefit Gala in New York. Hugh, as usual, was in fine form and great spirits, because he’s always in fine form and great spirits, and this is why we love him so much. Daniel, with longtime love Satsuki Mitchell, was naturally much more reserved, still working that moustache for A Steady Rain. Full Story
One of Jennifer Lopez’s ex-husbands is trying to produce a movie about their marriage, like a satirical account of how it was to have her as a wife. Radar reports that JLo, obviously, is trying to block it, and since she has more money than he does, chances are she’ll win. Full Story
For most of us, red lipstick comes out rarely, not an everyday application. Gwen Stefani isn’t us. And so when she reverses her red, it is such a lovely surprise. Said it before, my favourite video is Underneath it all, in black and white on the bed and her face is made to look bare… SO beautiful. Full Story
Anne Hathaway was in New York last night at the 18th Annual Empire State Pride Agenda Fall Dinner showing her support for the LGBT community and the promise of marriage equality in New York state. She looked great, non? Really, really great. And she was really, really passionate and adorable on the podium as her entire family was honoured with the 2009 Douglas W. Full Story
It was opening night last night in New York for Sienna Miller’s After Miss Julie with Jonny Lee Miller and the reviews are… All about her legs? No, that’s not sexist at all. Apparently her legs were her best asset, according to some critics... Full Story
Amanda Seyfried and Julianne Moore are in London promoting Chloe. Hopefully Amanda has sorted out her representation issues. I’m telling you, in Toronto she was like an abused lamb. She’s a talented, sweet girl. But she needs to be smarter about the people around her. Full Story
