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La Petite Sci

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2008 09:16:00 April 3, 2008 09:16:00

She looks French! Somehow the GMD and KatE Holmes Cruise were able to produce a Gallic heir. Look at that pout! And that adorable overbite… seriously, how can you not love Little Sci! Elle est trop mignone! From the pages of the new OK! Magazne Full Story

The GMD’s Top Gun Salute

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2008 07:37:53 January 17, 2008 07:37:53

More hilarity courtesy of the GMD’s devotion to Xenu – yet another video has surfaced of Tom receiving the IAS Freedom Medal of Valour Award at some Scientology clusterf&ck (???) and saluting a huge portrait of L Ron Hubbard on stage. Like Top Gun all over again. Except this time we’re fighting aliens and no hot men playing beach volleyball. Full Story

Little Sci & Knut?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2008 07:36:00 January 2, 2008 07:36:00

What is the GMD up to now? Remember Little Knut? He’s not so little now but when he was little he made international headlines because his mother rejected him and he was raised by his trainer at the Berlin Zoo. At the time, some animal rights activists were advocating for him to be euthanised believing he would otherwise grow up unnaturally. Full Story

Little Sci’s Tantrum & Katie’s Weekly Presentation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2007 00:00:00 August 24, 2007 00:00:00

This is why I am the worst aunt and would be an even worse mother: when toddlers cry (excluding the event of an emergency – easy there MiniVan), to me it’s so cute I have to laugh… which I’m told encourages whatever they happen to be wailing about. Which is why this clip of Little Sci getting upset about something is probably the most adorable I’ve ever seen her…and she’s already incredibly adorable. Full Story

Little Sci and my heart

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2007 09:42:58 August 23, 2007 09:42:58

I love her! I love her so much! Look at Little Sci in Paris with Katie! A perfect Parisian outfit too, non? Little Sci is the cutest!!! As for Katie – there’s something very very sexy about here in these photos. Mostly because the GMD is nowhere to be found. But curious curious observation: check out her boobs. Full Story

The One Adjective Family

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2007 00:00:00 June 4, 2007 00:00:00

The life of the Cruises: Katie, Tom, and Little Sci…only one word applies. AMAZING. Everything is amazing. Amazing times 1,000. Amazing all over the place. Skepticism aside, you’d think the Church of Scientology could afford a Thesaurus? New interview to air Monday, Katie waxes amazing on her life, on motherhood, on Tom’s gifts as a father, on her stepchildren and as you would expect… they all share the same attribute. Full Story

Sweetness in Shreveport

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2007 00:00:00 May 14, 2007 00:00:00

Objectivity continued… As told to People Magazine- naturally – Katie Holmes is Miss Popular on the set of Mad Money in Shreveport, Louisiana treating the crew to cupcakes and goodies for the third week in a row. Last time it was ice cream, then there was special pizza flown in from Chicago while her husband, with Little Sci, was equally hospitable and friendly with everyone around them. Full Story

Defending Katie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2007 00:00:00 May 4, 2007 00:00:00

Oh, I mean KatE. No eee. Just Kate. Née Holmes. Now RoboBride to GMD, under fire from Janice Min and Us Weekly and all gossips everywhere for being just that: a wife on automatic, controlled by her husband. And so the friends and supporters are lining up in her defense, most vocal of the lot has been Jada Pinkett Smith who, of course, has given an exclusive interview to – who else? - People Magazine, extensively extolling “Kate’s” virtues, repeating the KatE distinction over and over again, and emphasising what she calls Katie’s QUIET POWER, Katie’s QUITE THUNDER. Full Story

How the Tabloids write themselves?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2007 12:00:00 April 16, 2007 12:00:00

Navigating the gossip terrain is a tricky business. Celebrity spin, publicists feeding fake stories, weeding through the sales and the conspiracies – unless you’re a card carrying member of the MiniVan Majority, you probably want to be a bit more discerning with your smut, right? Especially since the rags will pretty much print anything. Full Story

The Daily Adorable: Little Sci

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2007 12:00:00 February 23, 2007 12:00:00

Growing up fast and growing up SUPER CUTE! Check out Little Sci yesterday, in the arms of her mother, attended by her grandmother, and already perfecting the glazed-eye look ubiquitous in all women at Church. RoboBaby? Chill. I’m not raggin’ on Suri. Because Suri is delightful. Chubby and delightful and fathered by the GMD. Full Story