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Katie Holmes: calling creativity

February 2, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 2, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Girl needs a new speechwriter. I mean, I understand the need to grease the MiniVan Majority, to craft a perfect perfect illusion and a picture perfect existence, but creativity still counts for something and in the creativity department, the Cruise strategy is for sh-t. I mean if she’s going to say the same thing over and over again, at least make it fresh…you know what I mean? Harper’s Bazaar interview, canned answers below and my suggested changes: On Loving Tom: I have a husband and children that I adore. Full Story

Little Sci comes out

September 6, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 6, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hello Little Sci!!! She’s pretty cute, isn’t she? Cute enough to get people talking and the midweek hi-jack is well underway. Fresh off the Labour Day lull, Katie Couric started her new job off with a bang, airing exclusive photos from the Vanity Fair photoshoot, depicting the Family Cruise in various states of bliss, with your requisite shot of Katie nuzzling nauseatingly up on her fiancé – an image they insist on throwing at us each and every time we see them. Full Story

Pene on the Payroll

August 4, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 4, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I"m sure you"ve heard - apparently Penelope Cruz has also had the privilege of seeing Suri and, like Jada Pinkett Smith and Leah Remini before her, she has repeated the mantra: Little Sci is a beauty, the most beautiful baby ever, of all time, stampted, no blocksies, swear on John Travolta"s favourite gay massage therapist. Full Story

Momma Sci emerges, Little Sci still missing

July 12, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 12, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brilliant coup for Us Weekly, non? After weeks and weeks of undercover parenting, Katie has finally been spotted in Telluride, Colorado with coffee and without Suri. As you can see, she looks pretty good. And thankfully not yet a stick insect. Now according to the article, some "clerk at a natural food store" was able to get a good look at the "funny looking" baby, which hasn"t necessarily put a kibosh on the conspiracy tautology that has hit new dramatic heights thanks to the TMZ release of the birth certificate yesterday. Full Story

More Little Sci speculation

July 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In case you missed it, please click here for yesterday"s offering on the whereabouts of Suri Cruise. It is the celebrity mystery of the moment and definitely something to ponder as you head into your weekend. So as mentioned before, it appears there is yet another angle we haven’t explored, courtesy of Shelley in Toronto. Full Story

The Ongoing Search for Little Sci

July 6, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 6, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Again, for the benefit of his rapacious legal team - please note that what you are about to read is based on conjecture and gossip and rumour and has not been confirmed and Tom Cruise is the most virile man on the planet and his Church is all wise and all mighty and they are very, very nice, praise Xenu forever and ever…. Full Story

The Kidmans & the honeymoon photojournal

June 29, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 29, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

First a wedding album…now a honeymoon album??? Wow. Can you get enough? Here are Nicole and Keith on hols at their ultra private resort in Tahiti. Gotta admire those plucky pappies for being able to get in so close. Then again, they knew exactly where to go, oui? I wonder when Suri Cruise is going to show up and crash this party. Full Story

The Shilo World Debut

June 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, at the tender age of 15 days, is already changing our world. She is dominating our discussions, she is captivating an international audience, and she is helping to further cement her parents" status as the reigning Zeus and Hera of a Land called Celebrity. Much more so than her Scientological counterpart Suri Cruise, who has yet to be strategically product placed and who is becoming more urban legend and less flesh and bone with each passing day. Full Story

Tom in Rome

April 24, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 24, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Little Sci"s father made a big production today about how he flew in to Rome just for the premiere and planned to fly home immediately to rejoin his woman and his child. All superlatives apply here. Baby is magnificent, changing diapers is fan-rockin"-tastic, the birth was mindblowingly beautiful, the experience was the greatest thing ever in the history of man and alien. Full Story

Hello Little Sci!

April 18, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 18, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Church of Scientology produced an heiress today, appropriately named Suri Cruise, apparently meaning "princess" in Hebrew and "red rose" in Persian. However, as astutely pointed out by the lovely Jacki F who wrote to me from across the Pacific today, Suri Cruise sounds remarkably like Syracuse, which happens to the birthplace of one Tommy Cruise. Full Story