A man has needs

January 6, 2011 12:03:25 Posted at January 6, 2011 12:03:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is the best thing that’s happened to me today. When I woke up, grumpy as f-ck, and bloated, reading about it made me happy. Picturing it, and then picturing the conversation after it, was even better. That might be a little perverted.

As you know, T.I. is currently in prison for another year for being a dumbass and driving around tweaked and messing with his probation. A year is a long time to go without luxuries. A year is a long time to have to service yourself, and worry about being serviced by someone else in the shower.

So T.I.’s wife Tiny, the original Situation, went to visit him in jail. They were catching up, as married couples do, and for them, that obviously means she decided to reach into his pants and manually demonstrate how much she misses him.

This apparently is an off side move behind bars. You’re allowed to cuddle, but only for love and not for lust. And they were caught. Which I imagine means that someone was watching them on closed circuit and busted in there while she was mid-stroke…? How do these events unfold? When the guard opens the door, was it like – please, can you just wait ‘til she’s finished? I really, really need to know.

Since then, T.I. has been transferred to a higher security area with fewer privileges. Self jerking only. Because Tiny hasn’t been able to go see him since. She confirmed this to TMZ. And that part’s even funnier to me.

That she got called up on her phone and asked – hey Tiny, how are you? Happy New Year. So, um, did T.I. get in trouble because you all got caught during a handjob? How does that conversation unfold? I really, really need to know.


File photo from Eugene Gologursky/Gettyimages.com

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