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Justin Theroux: parties and penis

August 27, 2014 18:14:32 Posted at August 27, 2014 18:14:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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You know what I’ve been talking about a lot the last couple of days? Justin Theroux’s penis. My friend N brought it up first after watching The Leftovers. He runs in every episode. And when he’s running, it’s right there. Like, right there. I swear we’re not being pervs about it. Full Story

Aaron Paul pre-Emmy

August 22, 2014 17:32:57 Posted at August 22, 2014 17:32:57
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The Emmys are on Monday. There will be parties all weekend. Last night Aaron Paul and his wife, Lauren Parsekian, were at an Audi event. It’s the last chance for the television academy to honour Breaking Bad. And, as Maria wrote the other day (click here Full Story

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Once More, With Feeling

August 20, 2014 14:49:02 Posted at August 20, 2014 14:49:02
Maria Posted by Maria

The Emmys are on Monday and it’s always a good show, right? It’s not as loose as the Globes, but the TV stars aren’t hidden in the back for that long, sheepish walk up to the podium. For one night, they are all George Clooney. To create some buzz, the Television Academy released Barely Legal Pawn Full Story

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Tuesday, August 19, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

Coming soon to television: Keanu Reeves.

As reported by Deadline yesterday, he’ll be starring in and producing a series called Rain based on Barry Eisler’s books. John Rain is an assassin whose murders are set up to look like natural cause. He’s an international man of mystery and a lonely loner. Oh, but aren’t they all?

Professionally, this is the right move. Keanu seems to know about playing his position. And, happily, he’s playing it without having to resort to joining The Expendables. You know, I still can’t breathe when Speed is on TV and I’m watching him stare intently forward out of the front window of the bus.  Read Full Intro

Watching Teenagers in your Thirties

August 19, 2014 19:07:28 Posted at August 19, 2014 19:07:28
Duana Posted by Duana

It’s not a fair fight. It isn’t.  Because they start playing Bell Biv Devoe’s Poison before you even have a chance to form an opinion on whether you want to watch the movie or not. The fact is we shouldn’t, really. A movie about the behind-the-scenes of Saved By The Bell – starring teenage actors as teenage actors – is not exactly going to change our world. Full Story

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Could Matthew McConaughey go for EGOT?

August 7, 2014 14:45:59 Posted at August 7, 2014 14:45:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Unless he pulls a Mel Gibson in the next week, Matthew McConaughey is going to win the Emmy for True Detective on August 25. That means he’ll hold the Oscar and the Emmy in the same year. And it brings him half way to EGOT. Could he? A Time To Kill was on last night. Jacek and I stayed up late to watch it because he’d never seen it, never heard McConaughey deliver the closing summation and that line, that disturbingly powerful line: “Now imagine she’s white”. Full Story

Jax’s revenge

August 7, 2014 14:08:48 Posted at August 7, 2014 14:08:48
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FX has released a trailer for the final season of Sons Of Anarchy premiering on September 9. Still deciding whether or not to recap it. Thoughts? The club is the only thing Jax has left now. And the desire for revenge. Oh…and his psychopath of a mother, played by Katey Sagal, perhaps the most underappreciated character in television. Full Story

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Katie Holmes’s first press tour

August 6, 2014 15:52:24 Posted at August 6, 2014 15:52:24
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Since… the great escape. I mean she’s done some press for makeup here and there, but The Giver is her first major acting project since the divorce. She made the rounds today in New York, first on The Today Show and also on Sirius Radio. Soundbites? Come on, now. It’s Katie Holmes. Full Story

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Mrs Timberlake wearing New Girl

August 6, 2014 14:39:41 Posted at August 6, 2014 14:39:41
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Mrs Timberlake continued to work on New Girl yesterday. As mentioned, she’s guest-starring in an upcoming episode as the “hottest scientist in the world”. Check her out leaving set yesterday, presumably in her own clothes, but also similar to Zooey Deschanel’s wardrobe. Am also attaching shots of Zooey Deschanel in costume with Jake Johnson. Full Story

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8 years quietly

August 6, 2014 13:42:03 Posted at August 6, 2014 13:42:03
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Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson were photographed walking around NYC yesterday. Cute dress. Would be cuter if the top was smocked. Smocking is forgiving. That said, she wouldn’t need it. You know, these two have been together since 2006. That’s 8 years now. Almost a decade. I didn’t realise, did you? If someone were to ask me off-hand how long, I’d probably answer off the top of my head, maybe 3 or 4 years? 5 tops? It works for them. Full Story

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Peggy Olson’s next move

August 5, 2014 19:18:54 Posted at August 5, 2014 19:18:54
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Elisabeth Moss has been making some solid career choices outside of Mad Men in advance of the series finale. Her performance in Jane Campion’s Top Of The Lake was widely acclaimed. Her new film The One I Love, in theatres this month, is receiving decent reviews. And now it’s being reported that she’s being considered for season 2 of True Detective, alongside Colin Farrell and Vince Vaughn. Full Story

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Oscar Isaac will not be a hero

July 31, 2014 20:09:53 Posted at July 31, 2014 20:09:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Check out my #1, Oscar Isaac, at an event in New York earlier this week. Oscar’s been working on Star Wars VII. Before that he was shooting A Most Violent Year, scheduled for release in November, with some talk of possible award season inclusion. Yesterday it was announced that Oscar will star in the upcoming HBO miniseries Show Me A Hero based on the true story of Nick Wasicsko who was, in the late 80s, then the youngest mayor in America. Full Story

Allison Williams will play Peter Pan

July 31, 2014 15:46:33 Posted at July 31, 2014 15:46:33
Duana Posted by Duana
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Guys…what’s the problem? Seriously. Yesterday there was an announcement about Allison Williams playing Peter Pan in NBC’s live staging of the musical (you remember ‘The Sound of Music’ last year, right?) and immediately there was a massive storm on Twitter and the mainstream media was picking it up and the more I looked, the more my early suspicions were confirmed – it was about nothing. Full Story

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