Tara Reid: ghetto tits in Cannes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2006 12:00:00 May 21, 2006 12:00:00
These budget bongos, on the other hand, are quite obviously all brick. No idea what she’s doing here, no idea who invited her, but I have a pretty good idea how much liquor she’s consuming and how far her legs have spread. Anyway, here’s Tara taking advantage of some free sh*t at some lounge the other night, not exactly the ugliest we’ve seen her but clearly far from unspoiled. This, my friends, is the difference between an heiress and a working girl. Because even though the Heiress Paris has been gang-banged almost as much as Tara has, the Hilton millions have kept the wear and tear at bay. By contrast, poor Tara’s sexual mileage is literally written all over her doughy face. Moral of the story? If you’re going to be a boozing slut, make sure you have money. If not, the ravaging effects are devastatingly irreversible.

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