She actually doesn’t look that bad – ghetto concealed remarkable well at the MarketAmerica.com party on Saturday night.
But the fall, the falling, the always falling brings it all back.
One time total accident. Two times forgivable. Three times suspicious. Countless times? Over and over and over again?
But here’s the thing – Tara Reid fell off her drunk ass, had to be picked up, and she STILL managed to hide her ghetto cooch. Not that you needed the obvious but what does that obviously say about Britney?