You think Paula’s are bad? Nuh uh, gossips. Paula got a pink diamond compared to Tara Reid, even WITH that caving clavicle.
But Dear.Sweet.Buddha – take a look at that stomach. That, my friends, is what you call a tummy tuck on a budget.
How poor is Tara anyway? Doesn’t she drive a Porsche? If I were her I’d trade that sh*t in for a new set of jubs, man. Who needs a car when your tits can barely get off the ground?